Saturday, April 12, 2008

Obama Says Angry Small-Town Voters Turn to
Religion, Guns, and Tennis
"No, this isn't the auction for The Crying of Lot 49.
This is the auction for The Laughing of Lot 64, a nude
picture of Carla Bruni standing in a pigeon-toed
pose and covering her modesty with her hands."
Flight Cancellations Wreaking Havoc on American Beehives

Friday, April 11, 2008

Moe Howard's Granddaughter Makes Her Modeling Debut
Giant Killer Shrew Imperils Mankind

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Mark Penn Exported to Democratic People's
Republic of Nogoodnik

Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Torquemada with a Smiley Face
William Tecumseh Sherman
"War is hell."

John Sidney McCain

"War is swell."