Obama Says Angry Small-Town Voters Turn to

Religion, Guns, and Tennis

"No, this isn't the auction for The Crying of Lot 49.

This is the auction for The Laughing of Lot 64, a nude

picture of Carla Bruni standing in a pigeon-toed

pose and covering her modesty with her hands."

Opponents Paint Obama as an Elitist

Flight Cancellations Wreaking Havoc on American Beehives

Moe Howard's Granddaughter Makes Her Modeling Debut

Giant Killer Shrew Imperils Mankind

Mark Penn Exported to Democratic People's

Republic of Nogoodnik

Torquemada with a Smiley Face

William Tecumseh Sherman

"War is hell."

John Sidney McCain

"War is swell."