Saturday, September 10, 2016

Is the GOP Going to Hell in a Handbasket of Deplorables?
Would you say the Basket of Deplorables is half full or
half empty?
Born to Be Wild
"If he says great things about me, I’m going to say great 
things about him."
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #88
Richard Spencer

Friday, September 09, 2016

Louie Gohmert Calls Hillary Clinton 'Mentally Impaired'
Trump's Heydrich Says Putin Stronger Than Obama
Rudy Giuliani Zombie Cup Says Trump ‘Believes Now’ That 
Obama Was Born in the U.S., But Not in the Lower 48

Thursday, September 08, 2016

Plaque Mike Pence Received After Joining
the He-Man Putin-Lovers Club
The idea of Donald Trump as Commander-in-Chief
made Ronald Reagan laugh so hard it almost reduced
him to rubble.
Other than dozing off a couple of times, Donald Trump
did pretty well at the Commander-in-Chief Forum.
When Gary Johnson asked, "And what is Aleppo?" 
Donald Trump answered, "The generals have been 
reduced to rubble."
Chuck Todd says the Republican Party has been
taken over by anti-intellectualism.  He's a bit slow 
on the uptake.  Richard Hofstadter wrote a Pulitzer 
Prize-winning book about it over 50 years ago, 
eight years before Chuck was born.
After #NeverTrumper Mark Levin said he would 
be voting for Trump, it was announced he would 
be the star of a new TV show.

Wednesday, September 07, 2016

Humpty Trumpty Sat on a Wall
Stealth Destroyer USS Zumwalt, or
What $4 Billion Looks Like at Night
"Have I told you lately, Pam, that I never spoke to you
 about campaign donations and what a fine person, 
beyond reproach, you are?"
As Pam Bondi has learned, you're better off under the 
Trump umbrella.
"Hey, Donald Trump, Jr. and Eric Trump, we enjoy
hunting as much as you do!"
"Believe me, your ass hasn't really been kissed until it's
kissed by Pam Bondi!"
Donald Trump Gives Stone Cold Steve Austin a Lesson
in How to Look Presidential
Gingrich Hocks Up Lung While Criticizing Hillary
 for Coughing
Did Trump the Pro Quid Pam Bondi's Quo?
Ann Coulter Teaches Muslims How to Snarl

Tuesday, September 06, 2016

New Trump Campaign Autobiography
"Hey, I'm leaving Fox News, too.  Where's my $20 million?"
"$20 million, same as in town."
"The next person who calls me 'Zippy' will have Hell to pay!"
Food Network Humor
Phyllis Schlafly waited 92 long years to vote for Donald 
Trump, but died two months too soon: an American 

Monday, September 05, 2016

Laotian Woman's Pet American Bomb Named 'Best in Show'
"I understand Donald Trump calls you 'Little Vladimir'
behind your back."
World's Worst Yoobs #172
Diana Furchtgott-Roth
A Day Late and a Dollar Short

Sunday, September 04, 2016

“My toes are long and beautiful, as are, it has been 
well documented, various other parts of my body.” 
John Belushi Reincarnated as Lord Krishna
"Wheeeee! I'm pivoting like Trump!"