Vulgar Talking Yam Who Won't Release His Tax Returns

 Holding Krusher Kobach Hostage Until You Give Him 

Your Private Voter Information

It's All Surreality Television, Folks!

The Face That Launched a Thousand Quips

"Excuse me a moment while I read my palms."

"Damn, you looking hot! Work it, girl!"

"If we add my charm to your wit, Mike, there's really 

nothing to stop us from denying health insurance to 

millions of Americans with pre-existing conditions."

The Unexpurgated Bible #148

"When Alex Jones, a man covered with globalists, saw Jesus, 

he fell on his face, beseeching him, 'Lord, if thou wilt, thou 

canst make me clean'."

National Enquirer Reveals Trump's Secret Life

as a Teletubby

Trump Calls for 20% Tariff on Imported Underage Booty

"OK, Trumpniks, who ordered the Supersize Bucket of

heavy elephant dung?"

Trump Palpates Prime Minister Modi in Search of

Any Thoracic Abnormalities

Was it Homer's Odyssey or the Beverly

Hillbillies?

Dana Loesch, the NRA's Clenched Face of Truth

"And that's when I grabbed Mika's bleeding facelift

and crushed it in my mighty fist!"

The Trumpeleon's tongue is extremely fast and long.

"Wanna see how far I can flick this booger?"

It's true: Trump has been on more fake

Time magazine covers than anyone else

in history.

"If you think my tweet was beneath the Office of 

the President, Senator Graham, I guess I'll have to

 lower the office a bit further."

Pence to Replace His Chief of Staff; Simon the Sorcerer 

Wants to Know What He Did Wrong

We Will Have So Much Winning That You 

May Get Bored With Winning

The next time Trump goes on Twitter, would someone

please bring him a bucket?

The Hot Dogma of the Immaculate Deception

Rex Tillerson Explodes at White House Aide,

Natural Gas Leak Blamed

Rise Above the Rest with

GOP Hot Air Balloon Rides

The Unexpurgated Bible #147

"When he saw Trump's golden pompadour, Moses' 

anger waxed hot, and he cast the tablet of stone 

out of his hands and brake it."

How can you tell this is a fake Time

magazine cover?

Scott Pruitt Sez: "Meaningful science has proved that

M&Ms do melt in your hands."

King Kong Reenactor Climbing

Replica of Trump Tower Made

from 65,000 Legos

Perry Calls for 'Intellectual Conversation on Breast Massage'

Tablet of Stone, Inscribed by the Finger of God,

Installed on Arkansas State Capitol Grounds

Their Minds Were on the Blink

'Trump Golf Clubs Asked to Take Down Fake 

Time Covers'

Sarah Palin Sues New York Times for $75,000 for 

Defamation of What's Left of Her Character

One of these is a Chimpanzee and the other is a Trumpanzee. 

Can you tell which is which?

"I can tell from the look on your face, Senator McConnell,

that you're one of those who believes this is the best of all

possible worlds."

Where Shall We Put This Wagonload of

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Busts?

Essential Summertime Reading

Senate GOP Leadership Laughs Off Fact That 2.43 Million 

Texans Will Lose Health Insurance Under Proposed Plan

Senator McConnell Removes Mask, Pushes Off 

Health Care Vote Until After July 4

The Shriner from the Black Lagoon is #1 on Alex Jones' 

list of the Scariest Masonic Movies of All Time.

"This the GOP

"This is the GOP Repeal and Replace Altar.  The health care

 of 22 million Americans will be sacrificed on it."

It made Ted Cruz sad that the Senate's health bill

 would leave only 22 million Americans uninsured.

He had been hoping for 30 million.

"The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog is one of my house

pets. It has nasty, big, pointy teeth."

Founder,

Doctors Without Neck Tattoos™

Revival of 'Hair Battle Spectacular' Rumored

Alt-Right Demonstrators Flash Sign of the Three-Eared

Booger Flicker

Now Hanging on the Wall in All 35 White House Bathrooms

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #95

Steve Mnuchin

Ivanka Trump Sez:  "I try to stay out of politics and

footwear litigation."

Will America replace Obamacare with

Meaniecare?