Saturday, October 26, 2019

Rats Aboard Sinking USS Donald Trump
Realize They Are Extras in a
Play by Jean-Paul Sartre
Glenn Beck's New Gig
Adventures in Aestheticism #219

Friday, October 25, 2019

Matt Gaetz Sez:  "We were like The 300,
standing in the breach."
The Whiteface (or White Clown) holds the highest 
status in the Ukraine Clown Posse and is the oldest
 of the clown archetypes.
Medusa of the Foggy Bottom
As we know, Trump never drinks . . . wine.
Why the Last Supper Took So Long
As Grindl the Guru once said, "The centipede has a 
thousand legs but he cannot tapdance."
Leader of Ukraine Clown Posse Calls for Investigation 
of the Investigations
Sean Spicer is explosive.  He's Dyn-O-Mite!
Matt Gaetz, Member of Ukraine Clown Posse, Rips Megan
 McCain, Says It's Not His Fault He's More Interesting 
Than She Is
Lance Gooden (R-TX) is blinded by the light of truth.

Thursday, October 24, 2019

If one were to undertake an archaeological dig 
beneath Kellyanne Conway's eyes, one would 
uncover alternating layers of trash, washed-in 
gravels, and episodes of ash dumping.
Hardy Boy in The Secret of Bullshit Bluff
Even Bigger Than Godzilla
Once thought to be impossible, Kellyanne Conway is
 getting uglier.
Adventures in Aestheticism #218
 Vlad the Impaler Urges Blood Donors 
to Give 100%
It appears to be true that Sabrina was struck 
in the back by two heat-seeking missiles.
Florida Man Blames Sexual Assault of Two Soft Toys 
on Binge Eating a Party-Size Bag of 
Double Stuf Oreos
"Look!" said Dick. "See Rudy do the perp walk."
"Look!" said Jane. "See him go to jail."
Those 30 or so Republican reps who stormed the closed-door
 impeachment hearing are all stringers for the Uranus Examiner.
Was it Trump impersonating Rob Drake, or vice versa?
Warm Scuzzies #896
Rob Drake

Wednesday, October 23, 2019

Warm Scuzzies #895
William Consovoy
Count all the women, African-Americans, and Hispanics
 in this picture of the Moron Tabernacle Choir.  Take your
 time.  There's no hurry.
Like the Nazis, Trump has a word for his
political opponents.
Trump apparently believes Democrats are less
dangerous because they are 'Inhuman Scum'.
Autocratic Autolynching, or
One-Man Necktie Party
Not to Be Confused with the Paranoid Dance Crew
"Yes, I'm a Newt, but, thank God, not a Gingrich."

Tuesday, October 22, 2019

Maybe Trump meant to say, 'Duck Soup'.
Non-Trinitarians and Anti-Trinitarians Agree
George Washington and the Miracle at Philadelphia
Only 9 Days Until Halloween!
Trump in the High Tower
Now Flocking to Its District of Columbia 
Nesting Ground
Ask Trump Jr., "Are you telling the truth?"
and he'll plead the fifth.
Citizen Hurst

Monday, October 21, 2019

"Fake News!" Trump Says
Transvetite Peas
Hollywood's Star and Bars should make Neo-Confederates
Trump Sez:  “It would have been the best G7 ever. 
You people with this phony emoluments clause!”
Beast Feeding in Public
DJ Finger Lickin' Good Says 'Do the Funky Chicken' 
Most Requested Dance Tune in His Repertoire
Warm Scuzzies #894
David Dempsey

Sunday, October 20, 2019

Kick Off Your Shoes and Relax!
In-House Out-House
Helpful Road Sign for Aging Schoolhouse Rock Fans