Rats Aboard Sinking USS Donald Trump

Realize They Are Extras in a

Play by Jean-Paul Sartre

Glenn Beck's New Gig

Adventures in Aestheticism #219

Matt Gaetz Sez:  "We were like The 300,

standing in the breach."

The Whiteface (or White Clown) holds the highest 

status in the Ukraine Clown Posse and is the oldest

 of the clown archetypes.

Medusa of the Foggy Bottom

As we know, Trump never drinks . . . wine.

Why the Last Supper Took So Long

As Grindl the Guru once said, "The centipede has a 

thousand legs but he cannot tapdance."

Leader of Ukraine Clown Posse Calls for Investigation 

of the Investigations

Sean Spicer is explosive.  He's Dyn-O-Mite!

Matt Gaetz, Member of Ukraine Clown Posse, Rips Megan

 McCain, Says It's Not His Fault He's More Interesting 

Than She Is

Lance Gooden (R-TX) is blinded by the light of truth.

If one were to undertake an archaeological dig 

beneath Kellyanne Conway's eyes, one would 

uncover alternating layers of trash, washed-in 

gravels, and episodes of ash dumping.

Hardy Boy in The Secret of Bullshit Bluff

Even Bigger Than Godzilla

Once thought to be impossible, Kellyanne Conway is

 getting uglier.

Adventures in Aestheticism #218

 Vlad the Impaler Urges Blood Donors 

to Give 100%

It appears to be true that Sabrina was struck 

in the back by two heat-seeking missiles.

Florida Man Blames Sexual Assault of Two Soft Toys 

on Binge Eating a Party-Size Bag of 

Double Stuf Oreos

"Look!" said Dick. "See Rudy do the perp walk."

"Look!" said Jane. "See him go to jail."

Those 30 or so Republican reps who stormed the closed-door

 impeachment hearing are all stringers for the Uranus Examiner.

Was it Trump impersonating Rob Drake, or vice versa?

Warm Scuzzies #896

Rob Drake

Warm Scuzzies #895

William Consovoy

Count all the women, African-Americans, and Hispanics

 in this picture of the Moron Tabernacle Choir.  Take your

 time.  There's no hurry.

Like the Nazis, Trump has a word for his

political opponents.

Trump apparently believes Democrats are less

dangerous because they are 'Inhuman Scum'.

Autocratic Autolynching, or

One-Man Necktie Party

Not to Be Confused with the Paranoid Dance Crew

"Yes, I'm a Newt, but, thank God, not a Gingrich."

Maybe Trump meant to say, 'Duck Soup'.

Non-Trinitarians and Anti-Trinitarians Agree

George Washington and the Miracle at Philadelphia

Only 9 Days Until Halloween!

Trump in the High Tower

Now Flocking to Its District of Columbia 

Nesting Ground

Ask Trump Jr., "Are you telling the truth?"

and he'll plead the fifth.

Citizen Hurst

"Fake News!" Trump Says

Transvetite Peas

Hollywood's Star and Bars should make Neo-Confederates

happy.

Trump Sez:  “It would have been the best G7 ever. 

You people with this phony emoluments clause!”

Beast Feeding in Public

DJ Finger Lickin' Good Says 'Do the Funky Chicken' 

Most Requested Dance Tune in His Repertoire

Warm Scuzzies #894

David Dempsey

Kick Off Your Shoes and Relax!

In-House Out-House

Helpful Road Sign for Aging Schoolhouse Rock Fans