Man Throws One of the Hardest Fastballs Ever Recorded,

Becomes Rich; Another Man Throws One of the Hardest

Cumquats Ever Recorded, Dies in Poverty

America Wandering in Darkness

And right about then was when Glenn Beck popped

out of the Alien's chest.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #208

Bryan Caplan

John McCain Posing with His

Favorite Bedtime Inflatable

Fearguth is in Ft. Smith, Arkansas, for

the River Jam Fest. As you might expect,

posting will be light and intermittent

between today and Sunday.

"If you were smarter, Michael, you would have put

your anti-Muslim rants on a blog, and today you

might be as famous as Pamela Geller."

Michael Enright Gets Ready to Go

on a Mooselim Country Safari

"Jeez! All I said was that my inner Haley

Barbour just wants to be free!"

And then the day came when some people paid Haley

Barbour $50,000 to speak, and other people paid him

$75,000 not to speak.

Where's Kumar?

Oxymorons for Our Time #59

Bobby Bright

Suddenly, the President realized he was trapped

inside an M. C. Escher print.

"Joe, when you tweeted the other day, 'What's the

moose hunting like in the Beltway?' you were aware,

weren't you, that 'moose hunting' is DC street slang

for 'going out for the sole purpose of getting fat

nasty women'?

"So who are you today, Glenn? Jesus Christ

or Martin Luther King, Jr.?"

"Looky there! Ken Mehlman's closet is empty!"

Being a teabagger is a pretty grim business.

Just ask Phil Gingrey.

Oxymorons for Our Time #58

Free Markets

"I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK.

I sleep all night and I work all day."

"Quite honestly, I only wore this outfit today

because my Spider-Man suit is at the cleaners."

Best When Paired with

Grapes of Wrath

Wyoming Gasbag Tells Joke about Cow

with 310 Million Tits, Laughs So Hard

He Develops Epigastric Hernia

Rick Scott Purchases Republican Gubernatorial

Nomination in Florida for $50 Million, Less Than

Half of What Meg Whitman Is Paying in California

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #64

Tabitha Hale and Joe Wurzelbacher

Is 'Operation Clean Sweep' about to

leave Alaska 100% Murkowski-free?

Warm Scuzzies #100

T. Boone Pickens

Apparently, this secret hand signal to Friedrich

Nietzsche was never received.

It wasn't exactly 'Revolution for the Hell of It',

but it was getting close.

"My Dad, my Dad, why hast thou forsaken me?"

"Hey, I heard that! I do NOT have

more craters in my face than the

Man in the Moon!"

"When you really get down to it, we Tea Partiers don't give

a good goddam about the Constitution. All we want is the

right to be racists, xenophobes, and gunhuggers!"

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #63

Pamela Geller and Newt Gingrich

Use of Spit Tobacco by Cobras Up 13.5% over Last Year

New World Record Set for the Number of

World Records Recorded in the Guinness

Book of World Records

Russell Pearce likes to think of himself as John Wayne.

Truth is, he's not even a bad copy of Marion Morrison.

In the third century B.C., the Greek Stoic philosopher

Chrysippus died of laughter after giving his donkey

wine, then seeing it attempt to feed on figs. Keep

this in mind as you watch Rush Limbaugh do his

Killer Rabbit vs. Homicidal Hare Shadow Show.

Why Some Southern NeoConfederates

Are Rising Again

World's Worst Yobs #180

Conn Carroll

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #207

Bruce Majors

Charlie and David, The Kochsucker Brothers

World's Worst Jobs #113

Pakistani Rice Mill Workers

Warm Scuzzies #99

United States Commission on International

Religious Freedom

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #206

Kim Lehman

By targeting so many groups, are American haters

in danger of spreading themselves too thin?

How long do you suppose it will take

before 'Real Americans' round up all

the Muslims in the United States, place

them in internment camps, and start

calling them 'Prawns'?

Rude Rhymes #23

Cruel Shoes

Karen Hughes

"Incredible race of giants here. Race of giants.

No, Central Control. No counterattack. Repeat,

no counterattack. Too much for us.

Too powerful. Stay away!"

"Instant Karma's gonna get you,

Gonna knock you off your feet."

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #205

Michael Moriarty