Saturday, March 06, 2021

Warm Scuzzies #1,018
Federico Klein

Obnoxious bastardy?  If you've got it, flaunt it.

Friday, March 05, 2021

Warm Scuzzies #1,017
Luke Simon

100% OPEN

Grim Reaper Tells People to 'Stop Whining' about 
COVID-19 Deaths

When they get tired playing with Mr. Potato Head,
your children can play with Lego 'Capital Invasion'.

Trump Segues Into the Fat Elvis Stage
of His Career

Owning slaves is illegal, but owning libs isn't.

"Damn Libtards!" exclaimed the Trumpnik.

Thursday, March 04, 2021

Ron Johnson Sez:  "I think it's obvious that I'm target 
number one here.  People are out to destroy me."

For some reason, 'judicial activism' is believed 
to be worse than 'judicial inactivism'.

Dan Patrick thinks you are a Neanderthal if your
first name is Hunter.  Texas's Lt.-Governor should
do stand-up.  

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #868
Nick Sabruno

Neanderthal Takes Exception to Biden's Comparing Him
to the Governors of Mississippi and Texas

Wednesday, March 03, 2021

Post Office Claims It Only Cancels Stamps, Not Culture

Shelf-Life Already Bored with
the 2024 Elections

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #867
Shane Vaughn

Nicholas Fuentes, the Puppy Whisperer, Sez:
"If America ceases to retain that English cultural framework 
and the influence of European civilization, if it loses its White 
demographic core and if it loses its faith in Jesus Christ, 
then this is not America anymore."

Leonid Brezhnev's Glamour Shot (1963)

Rover Claims to Have Found Trump's Financial 
Records on Mars

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #136
Paul N. Miller

Tuesday, March 02, 2021

When Double Masking Is Simply Not Enough

Mentally-Ill Tranny Demon Hackers Attack Gab

"Who's that?"
"It's women waiting to accuse Andrew Cuomo
of sexual impropriety."

Let us now stand and sing, 'It's Just a Coincidence'.

Insurrectionist William Norwood Sez:  "I'm dressing in all 
black.  I'll look just like ANTIFA. I'll get away with anything."

DeAnn Walker Resigns as Chairman of the Texas Public
Utility Commission, Blames Everybody Except Herself
and Small Puppies for Recent Power Failure

Monday, March 01, 2021

Peaceniks?  Who knew?

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #135
Alexander Zubatov

At CPAC, Goya CEO says Trump is 'the real, 
the legitimate, and the still actual President'.

Candace Owens Praises Trump's 'Actual Feminism'

At CPAC, Sailor Sabol terminated the National Anthem 
like Van Helsing driving a wooden stake into the heart of

Fellow Floridian Disses Orange Julius Caesar

In a CPAC 'straw poll', only 55% said they 
would vote for Trump in 2024.  Trump is 
losing his strength faster than Samson 
did when Delilah cut his hair.

Sarko the Giant Falls from Grace

Warning!  This woman takes no shit from anti-maskers.

If you know what's good for you, you will never
ruffle the feathers of a hummingbird.

Sunday, February 28, 2021

Only 1,346 Days Until Election Day 2024!

Can you imagine how long it takes this
Boogaloo Boi to get dressed?

Made in Mexico, the Trump statue at CPAC had 
somehow bypassed the "impenetrable, physical,
 tall, powerful, beautiful southern border wall."

Trump Will Attack Biden in CPAC Speech, 
Will Call Him 'Sleepy Joe'

Ted Cruz Recognized at CPAC as the De Facto
Leader of the Rebel Alliance

If you had your picture taken with the Trump statue at CPAC, 
you can look ahead to America looking ahead.