Friday, August 31, 2012

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #414
Friar Benedict Groeschel
Grand Old Prevaricator
In a radio interview with Hugh Hewitt, Paul Ryan claimed to
 have run a marathon in under three hours.  In his words:  
"Under three, high twos. I had a two hour and fifty-something."
When Runner's World asked for proof, Ryan cited the 
Grandma's Marathon in Duluth, Minnesota in 1990.
According to the official results for that race, Paul
Ryan's time was 4 hours, 1 minute, and 25 seconds. 
It would appear that our Marathon Man is just
another face of Lyin' Ryan.
"Man Calls Police After Prostitute Asks for More Cash"
"Next up on Face the Press:  Clint Eastwood will be 
interviewing a chair stained by a small patch of 
brown liquid."
The Man with No Name Conversing with 
The Chair with No Man

Thursday, August 30, 2012

"How do you like my new crazy look?"
Ex Officio Supreme Court Justice Says Obamacare 
Is Still Unconstitutional

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

I Remember Dubya #56
Sister Romney Makes the Sign of Dubya 
at the Republican National Convention

Sunday, August 26, 2012

Warm Scuzzies #320
Don H. Dwyer, Jr.
Somewhere along the Appalachian Trail, the
Happy Hiker announced his engagement to
an Argentine Firecracker.