Saturday, December 17, 2016

Trump Doing His Snoopy Impression
Who Donovan Had in Mind When He Wrote 'Mellow Yellow'
"You're mellow and you're cool and you're
 not nearly as vicious or violent, right, 
Trumpinocchio? Because we won, right?"
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #671
A. J. Griffin
Double Bogey Golfers
Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #86
Mike Cernovich
"Trump calls us Mellow Yellow
(Quite rightly)
Trump calls us Mellow Yellow
(Quite rightly)
Trump calls us Mellow Yellow."
"Looks like your clock stopped at 7:15."
"Yeah, that's when it looked at her face."
"Whose face?"
"Kellyanne Conway's."
Since Trump is 6'3" and Putin is 5'7", when the two 
are in the same room, Trump has agreed to stand on 
his knees and snivel.
"If you don't stop using 'human dignity' and 'Donald Trump' 
in the same sentence, I'm going to throw a rod."
[Looks like you already did.]

Friday, December 16, 2016

If I don't fake it, it's not news.
Vegetarian Ham

Where We Get Vegetarian Ham
When Trump's Stalinesque purge of the Republican Party 
begins, maybe the Erick Ericksons, Jonah Goldbergs, and 
their simulacra in the party will remember the fate of 
Zinoviev, Bukharin, and Trotsky.
"Sheesh, Bowser! I've never seen such a high-strung cow!"
"A Chinese naval ship seized an underwater naval drone that 
was being used by the U.S. Navy to test drinking water 
conditions in the South China Sea, the Pentagon said Friday."
Imagine: a Trump Administration cabinet meeting 
will be a conference call from Vladimir Putin.
The Jonah Goldberg Memorial Hashtag
First came the Under Toad, 
then the Mistle Toad.
Kellyanne Conway may not be a Fascist, 
but she's definitely a Facist.
Shouldn't the Democrats treat Trump's cabinet appointees 
the same way the Republicans treated Merrick Garland?
Coffee date with Ivanka? OK, but only
 if she leaves Daddy at home and 
dresses like this.
Mika Brezezinski Sez: “No one has been tougher on Donald 
Trump than Joe and I.”
After reading the love letter from Charlotte Corday, 
Mr. Bean fell into a deep swoon.
Whiteworld #40
"Obama lived in the White House, but I'll be living in the
 Whiter House."
It's true: thin skin in the elderly is quite a common occurrence.  
At 70, Donald Trump is the oldest first-term President ever
 elected. And his skin is getting thinner every day.
Santa's Brand
Russian Dictator Sez:  "Inasmuch as I own all
Russian interests and am the richest man in the
world, it is not possible for my interests to conflict."
Attention, Law-Abiding Citizens! Your arsenal won't be
 complete without a Dronegun.
"Hey kids, what time is it?"
"It's Howdy Do-It time!"

Thursday, December 15, 2016

Stephen Miller Asks:  "What shiny forehead?"
If you're one of those Trumpniks suffering from 'economic
anxiety', this bit of news should give you hope and comfort.
The day Hell froze over, it snowed in the Vatican.
Rod Dreher Sez: "Señor Benedict Option, people. 
Señor Benedict Option. This culture is not our own, 
and never should be."
 Ecce homo qui est mortua faba.
"Plaid Lumberjack Cake --- what a super woody sort 
of phrase!"
When the Piehole Was Opened,
The Birds Began to Sing
Help Scott Baio Decide Which Thumb to Suck First
For That Special Someone on Your Christmas List
Der Wurst Brat in Der Welt
The Man with the Solid Gold Moustache
If the idea of climate change is right and sea level rises as 
predicted,  Creationists can always build another ark.
She said Jesus would come again as soon as she finished 
eating her taco.
Lock Him Up

Wednesday, December 14, 2016

"Phooey! Foiled again!"
"Don't you mean, 'Curses! Foiled again!'?"
"Please, Natasha. This is kiddie show."
Doing what fish eagles do best, an Osprey has dived 
into the ocean off the coast of Okinawa. 
"When giving a hand massage to a billionaire, apply 
pressure to the webbed area between the thumb and 
index finger. This facilitates tension release."
A Gift for All the Trumpniks on Your Christmas List
Maybe there was some truth in all that GOP talk about
'voter fraud' after all.