Saturday, April 20, 2019

Half Monster ... Half Man - A Clutching Claw 
at the Heart of Civilization
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #187
I Am Not a Robot: The Lies of the 
Hucksterbee-1000
So long as he has Rush Limbaugh by 
his side, Donald Trump will stride
confidently into the abyss of ignominy.

Friday, April 19, 2019

Adventures in Aestheticism #174
Mitt's Dinner with Donald
Hogan Gidley Says 'Crazy Mueller Report', Which Is
 'Total Bullshit', Completely and Totally Exonerates Trump
"As you can plainly see, shaving works."
If you give a man a tool, expect him to use it.
In the Heat of the Moment

Thursday, April 18, 2019

Doesn't this make his wife Kellyanne a 
cancer on the cancer on the Presidency?
Is another 'National Emergency' just around the corner?
Adventures in Aestheticism #173
William Barr, Diviner of
Non-Corrupt Motives
North Korea Wants Denuclearization Negotiator
 More Mature and Less Lousy Than Pompeo
"Yum!"
Not Complete, Not Total, Not Exoneration
Honey, You Can't Hide Your Lyin' Eyes
Adventures in Aestheticism #172
Warm Scuzzies #863
Ackerman McQueen

Wednesday, April 17, 2019

Adventures in Aestheticism #171
Michele Bachmann Sez:  "We will never see
 a more godly, biblical president again in our
 lifetime than Donald Trump."

The Unexpurgated Bible #170
"Strait is the jacket and narrow is
the way which leadeth unto
Rod Dreher."
If they want to consume Mayor Pete like a 'hearty stew', 
Democrats would probably also like to spit Tucker 
Carlson out of the Universe like a watermelon seed.
If Only the Mueller Report Were as
'Fair and Balanced' as The Starr
Report and Fox News
Secrecy is the first refuge of despots
and the last refuge of scoundrels.

Tuesday, April 16, 2019

Andrew Sullivan, Complete Fantasist About the Iraq War,
Undergoing Malcolm Nance Meltdown
There's a Gold Digger in Them Thar Hills
Is Trump showing how to give head to a microphone,
or what?
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #150
Randy Fine
Imagine the suffering of the courageous martyr
 who had to watch six weeks of Fox programming
 in order to count the number of times the Bronx 
congresswoman was mentioned.
Days Into New Job, Fox Who Runs Henhouse Protection
 Agency Faces Ethics Inquiry

Monday, April 15, 2019

There's No Reason to Fear ---
Backseat Fireman Is Here!
This portrait of Sarah Huckabee Sanders was
produced during Picasso's Quasimodo Period.

Sunday, April 14, 2019

Herman Cain Sez:  "The more toppings a man has
 on his pizza, I believe the more manly he is."
"Speaking only for myself as a cassowary, I cannot put
into words what it feels like to be the world's most
dangerous bird."
Sarah Huckabee Sanders Sez:  "I don't think Congress is
 smart enough to look through the thousands of pages
 of Trump's tax returns."
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #763
Dan Crenshaw
Buddy Hackett Sez:  "I was born to be funny."
The Unexpurgated Bible #169
And Jesus answered and said unto them, "And they twain
 shall be one plane: so then they are no more twain, but 
one plane."
Trump Breaks the 40-Minute
Flip-Flop Barrier