Saturday, May 06, 2017

Warm Scuzzies #735
AshLee Strong
Raúl Labrador Sez: "Nobody dies because they don’t 
have access to health care. In fact, without health care, 
we'd all live forever!"
Raúl Labrador Sez: "Nobody dies because they don’t have 
access to health care.  Bow-wow, woof-woof!"
Whiteworld #48
In Theatres Everywhere
C. R. Wiley Asks:  "Are men-as-men-with-bowties
Flag Desecration #100
Donald Trump Leads the Caucasian Chorus in Singing 
'Health for the Wealthy, Death for the Poor'

Friday, May 05, 2017

Warm Scuzzies #734
Chris Collins
"Great snakes!" yelped SpongeBob and Patrick.
World's Worst Yoobs #184
Rania Khalek
Think of Trumpcare as assisted suicide and 
it makes a lot more sense.
Donald Trump's Answer to the Popemobile
On even-numbered days, Trump called it
his 'deodorant'.  On odd-numbered days,
he called it his 'antiperspirant'.
Whiteworld #47
Mike Pence Celebrating Cinco de Mayo

Thursday, May 04, 2017

"Don't forget, Ted, I have a massive army."
Yes, the day finally came when Trump could no 
longer speak; he could only tweet.
Bend Over, France!
Tillerson's New Game Is a Trump Administration Favorite
Vladimir Putin's Other Cock Holster
Superfluous Redundancies #6
Hypocritical Politician
Beauregard Strikes Again!
The Sullivan Temptation
Imperial Stormtrooper Evangelicals Anxiously Await 
Trump's Executive Order on Religious Freedom

Wednesday, May 03, 2017

Comey Ci Comey Ça
"Hmmm, what did he mean when he said I have been
Roy Moore Says He Suffered Persecution for Trying to 
Block Gay Marriage; King Herod Says He Suffered
 Persecution for Beheading John the Baptist
Trump Triples Down on Dubious Civil War Claim

Tuesday, May 02, 2017

Regardless of which direction the Trump Wind is 
blowing on any given day, Steve Bannon knows how
to strategize it.
Trump to Host World Dicktater Summit
David Horowitz: "Bill O'Reilly was just murdered 
in cold blood by the liberal media."
Salena Zito Sez: "Context is everything. Anything outside
 of context is a lie."
Would you be 'honored' to meet this 'smart cookie'?
Trump would.
Time Tourist #8
"What's that?"
"That's the Time Machine Trump will use to go back 
and make a deal to prevent the Civil War."

Monday, May 01, 2017

If, as Jeff Zucker says, Fox News is 'State-Run TV', 
CNN must be 'Twit-Run TV'.
Like his master, Trump's dog is all bark and no bite.
"Honey, isn't that Donald Trump cleaning our windshield?"
"Yes, dear, it would appear he deported one immigrant 
too many."
On April 1, 1861, Zombie Andrew Jackson
worked out the differences between the
North and the South, narrowly averting
the Civil War.
In his spare time, New York Times columnist Bret Stephens
moonlights as a Gopher Gasser.
Rodrigo Duterte Sez; "Thanks for
inviting me to the White House, Señor 
Trump, but I'm tied up right now."
Taking the Shine Off Is Good for What Ailes
You, Fox News!
Two Peas in a Pod
Who Thought They Were God
One Was a Screwball
The Other a Scrod
The Three Spooges: Glary, Surly, and Blow

Sunday, April 30, 2017

"Sebastian Gorka has been shipped to the front in the
War of Ideas.  He's been told to not look conspicuous
because it draws fire."
Trump Sez: "Kim Jong-un is a pretty smart cookie."
Go to Trump's for All Your
Senate Busing Needs
World's Worst Yoobs #183
Cassandra Fairbanks
Mike Cernovich and Cassandra Fairbanks say it was a
coincidence they flashed the Sign of the Three-Eared
Sphincter in the White House briefing room.
World's Worst Jobs #141
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