Oxymorons for Our Time #5 Family Values Libertarian
Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #21 Michael Ledeen and Veronique Rodman
Warm Scuzzies #15 Jim Cooper
"How was I to know that someone would take my rants against Census workers seriously?"
Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #17
Friday, September 25, 2009
Government Watchdog Finally Gets Serious
People often go to ridiculous lengths in order to avoid wearing
absurd bowties. Michael Bloomberg, for example, became a
billionaire. But even that didn't work.
"Hello, I'm Michael Gerson, and from this photograph-- even though it's only in black and white--you can tell that I have an ego much larger than yours. And size does matter, believe me!"
Excuse, please, but the Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse is coming through!
"Your rights end where my black leather jacket begins. So back off, Daydream Unbeliever!"
If you know what's good for you, don't anger an Israeli vegan.
"The gonging sound of Trey Garrison'sbrass balls clanging together must mean he's still hanging out at Dallas pawn shops. I'm Jake Tapper and you heard it first here on Bildungblog."
Mr. and Mrs. Doughy Pantload, Fictional American Intellectuals
Like so many others, she thought it was only a toy. Now she was a prisoner of Slinky.
Chris Wallace's mouth is a marvel of doublereverse engineering, perfect for Fox News.
Things to Avoid #18 People Who Smoke While Standing Naked
"Here I am Prayin' for this moment to last Livin' on the music so fine Borne on the wind Makin' it mine.
Night fever, night fever We know how to do it Gimme that night fever, night fever We know how to show it."
Warm Scuzzies #14 Tony Marino
Senator Kent Conrad, the Blue Dog with a Head as Empty as the State of North Dakota
Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #16
Mt. Vernon City Council Votes Unanimously to Tell Mayor Bud Norris, "Shove the Ceremonial Key Up Your Persona Non Grata!"
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Imaginary Netroots Nation Protest, Pittsburgh 2009 (Dangling, Left to Right: Yglesias, Digby, Markos, Atrios)
American Empire #50 Perpetual Explosions/Perpetual Victory
World's Worst Jobs #101 Indian Radish Retailer
Pie charts are very popular these days, but, for some reason, cake charts aren't.
"Psst! Only 530,000 new unemployed waiting in line this month! Less than forecast! Pass the word!"
The Uncola
The Unthinker
Of the various types of protesters, police hate the boneless type the most.
"Joe E. Brown, where are you when we need you?"
Former Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert goes on
trial tomorrow for being corrupt, not for being
eyeless in Gaza.
'Save the Boob' Ad Too Sexy?
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #91
Trey Garrison
Sky Diver
Sarah Palin No Match for Hong Kong Phooey
Warm Scuzzies #13
Mike Ross
On her birthday, babies were coming down in buckets.
She took it as a good sign.
Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #15
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Warm Scuzzies #12
John Guandolo
Peeking Duck
Peeking Mao
Napoleon Dynamite as a Washed-Up Despot
Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #20 Robert Novak, Kathleen McKinley, Melissa Clouthier, and John Fund
Nobody does the 'Legal Limbo' like Tom DeLay.
Gil Mertz Mocking Kim Jong-il's Pronunciation Ability
Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #14
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Have you ever wondered why a Blue Dog, like
Mike Ross (D-AR), likes to lick his balls more
than Blanche Lincoln (D-AR), another
Blue Dog?
"And then I'll tase you if you have no legs!
And then I'll tase you again if you have
no arms!"
Let's give credit where credit is due: Palestinian