Saturday, September 26, 2009

Oxymorons for Our Time #5
Family Values Libertarian
Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #21
Michael Ledeen and Veronique Rodman
Warm Scuzzies #15
Jim Cooper
"How was I to know that someone would take
my rants against Census workers seriously?"
Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #17

Friday, September 25, 2009

Government Watchdog Finally Gets Serious
People often go to ridiculous lengths in order to avoid wearing
absurd bowties. Michael Bloomberg, for example, became a
billionaire. But even that didn't work.
"Hello, I'm Michael Gerson, and from this photograph--
even though it's only in black and white--you can tell
that I have an ego much larger than yours. And size
does matter, believe me!"
Excuse, please, but the Fifth Horseman
of the Apocalypse is coming through!
"Your rights end where my black
leather jacket begins. So back off,
Daydream Unbeliever!"

If you know what's good for you, don't anger an Israeli vegan.
"The gonging sound of Trey Garrison's brass balls
clanging together must mean he's still hanging out at
Dallas pawn shops. I'm Jake Tapper and you heard it
first here on Bildungblog."
Mr. and Mrs. Doughy Pantload,
Fictional American Intellectuals
Like so many others, she thought it was only
a toy. Now she was a prisoner of Slinky.
Chris Wallace's mouth is a marvel of doublereverse
engineering, perfect for Fox News.
Things to Avoid #18
People Who Smoke While Standing Naked
"Here I am
Prayin' for this moment to last
Livin' on the music so fine
Borne on the wind
Makin' it mine.

Night fever, night fever
We know how to do it
Gimme that night fever, night fever
We know how to show it."
Warm Scuzzies #14
Tony Marino
Senator Kent Conrad, the Blue Dog with a
Head as Empty as the State of North Dakota
Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #16
Mt. Vernon City Council Votes Unanimously to
Tell Mayor Bud Norris, "Shove the Ceremonial
Key Up Your Persona Non Grata!"

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Imaginary Netroots Nation Protest, Pittsburgh 2009
(Dangling, Left to Right: Yglesias, Digby, Markos, Atrios)
American Empire #50
Perpetual Explosions/Perpetual Victory
World's Worst Jobs #101
Indian Radish Retailer
Pie charts are very popular these days, but,
for some reason, cake charts aren't.
"Psst! Only 530,000 new unemployed waiting in line
this month! Less than forecast! Pass the word!"
The Uncola

The Unthinker
Of the various types of protesters, police
hate the boneless type the most.
"Joe E. Brown, where are you
when we need you?"
Former Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert goes on
trial tomorrow for being corrupt, not for being
eyeless in Gaza.
'Save the Boob' Ad Too Sexy?
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #91
Trey Garrison
Sky Diver
Sarah Palin No Match for Hong Kong Phooey
Warm Scuzzies #13
Mike Ross
On her birthday, babies were coming down in buckets.
She took it as a good sign.
Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #15

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Warm Scuzzies #12
John Guandolo
Peeking Duck

Peeking Mao
Napoleon Dynamite as a Washed-Up Despot
Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #20
Robert Novak, Kathleen McKinley, Melissa Clouthier,
and John Fund

Nobody does the 'Legal Limbo' like Tom DeLay.
Gil Mertz Mocking Kim Jong-il's Pronunciation Ability
Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #14

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Have you ever wondered why a Blue Dog, like
Mike Ross (D-AR), likes to lick his balls more
than Blanche Lincoln (D-AR), another
Blue Dog?
"And then I'll tase you if you have no legs!
And then I'll tase you again if you have
no arms!"
Let's give credit where credit is due: Palestinian
zombies march in straighter lines and wear cooler
masks than their Israeli counterparts.
Mad Max

Madder Max

Maddest Max