Susan Collins Succeeds Hillary Clinton as the

'Most Hated Woman in America'

Adventures in Aestheticism #103

"Hot 'n' nasty, hot 'n' nasty, he's hot 'n' nasty

So hot 'n' nasty, so hot 'n' nasty."

"Gravedigging is a dirty job," said Mitch, "but somebody

has to do it."

Trump Giving Bush's Brain a Headache

Gecko Lets Its Feet Do the Walking

Owning the Libs for Jesus Since 2006

For adults, take one capsule one to two times daily, 

preferably while watching Chuck Grassley and 

Orrin Hatch bloviate on TV.

Trump Boards Air Force One, Cracks America Up with

Toilet-Paper-Stuck-to-Shoe Gag

Trump Sez:  "The very rude elevator screamers are 

professionals paid for by Soros."

Asked if he thinks George Soros is paying the anti-Kavanaugh 

protesters, Senator Grassley replied, "I have heard so many

 people believe that. I tend to believe it."

Not all of Brett Kavanaugh's old drinking buddies

have turned against him.

Q:  "Do you have any idea, Mr. Avenatti, why Brett

Kavanaugh looks so unusually brown these days?"

A:  "Oh, that's because he's completely full of shit."

Definitely Not a Drinking Game

American Principles Project Condemns Jennifer

Rubin for Heresy, Excommunicates Her From

the Church of Conservatism

Old Men with Guns #37

Frederick Hopkins

These ladies are 100% Kavanaugh-proof.

World's Worst Yobs #401

Taylor Armerding

The Secret of Brett Kavanaugh's Virginal Longevity

"A tantrum is an uncontrolled outburst of anger and 

frustration, typically in a young child."

Trump Sez:  "I never had a glass of alcohol. 

I never had alcohol, for whatever reason.  

Not even NyQuil™"

Last Friday, Trump had told reporters, “I thought her 

testimony was very compelling and she looks like a 

very fine woman to me, very fine woman.” Last night, 

just four days later, his Inner Misogynist burst out, 

for it could be contained no longer.

If 'No Action Is Needed', why did Fearguth

have to click 'OK' to make it go away?

Do-It-Yourself Levitation

Soon to Be #1 on the Failing New York Times

Bestseller List

More Inspirational Than Horatio Alger, Jr.'s

Ragged Dick Series

But those cretins down there in Mississippi couldn't get

enough of Trump's mockery of Christine Ford.  Yes, it's

true: there are life forms even lower than 

Fox & Friends.

As George Bush remarked in 2005,

"After we built the huge sand barrier around 

Tal Afar, the only serious problem the city faced

 was an infestation of humongous gummy worms."

Self-abuse in men causes Hairy Palms.

Self-abuse in women causes Hairy Nails.

Although it's hard to tell from this picture, John Kennedy

(R-LA) has a soul and was breastfed as a child.

The Trump Monstrosity

Warm Scuzzies #834

Todd Ricketts

Just Call 1-800-STUDNUTS

The Republican Party treats the American people 

like mushrooms:  it keeps them in the dark and feeds 

them loads of bullshit.

"I know you're not drinking.  You never do."

Lindsey Graham Sez:  “If you don't like me

 working with President Trump to make the

 world a better place, I don't give a shit.”

Its pedipalps are deadly weapons.

This looks like a job for the Brain Specialist.

Adventures in Aestheticism #102

Miss Lindsey Graham is straight outta the 1950s!

New Trade Deal Pronounced 'Uzm Ka'

Warm Scuzzies #833

Kevin Jackson

Exhaustion Makes Liars of Us All

Farage Barrage

Like Brett Kavanaugh, Rachel Mitchell enjoys

drinking beer.

The Angry Graham Quartet Performing

'Mean Bitch' by Taddy Porter

Uh-oh!  When Baby Jeanine starts screaming, "Demon-

Rats!" it means her diaper is full and needs to be

changed.

“Come unto me, all ye millenials that labour and are 

heavy laden with debt, and I will give you rest."

Were Fox News a judge, it would look like

this.

Where have all those Republican 'Deficit Hawks' 

gone?  Alas, they have become 'Budget-Busting

 Chickens' of the Foghorn Leghorn persuasion.