Friday, October 05, 2018

Susan Collins Succeeds Hillary Clinton as the
'Most Hated Woman in America'
Adventures in Aestheticism #103
"Hot 'n' nasty, hot 'n' nasty, he's hot 'n' nasty
So hot 'n' nasty, so hot 'n' nasty."
"Gravedigging is a dirty job," said Mitch, "but somebody
has to do it."
Trump Giving Bush's Brain a Headache
Gecko Lets Its Feet Do the Walking
Owning the Libs for Jesus Since 2006
For adults, take one capsule one to two times daily, 
preferably while watching Chuck Grassley and 
Orrin Hatch bloviate on TV.
Trump Boards Air Force One, Cracks America Up with
Toilet-Paper-Stuck-to-Shoe Gag
Trump Sez:  "The very rude elevator screamers are 
professionals paid for by Soros."
Asked if he thinks George Soros is paying the anti-Kavanaugh 
protesters, Senator Grassley replied, "I have heard so many
 people believe that. I tend to believe it."
Not all of Brett Kavanaugh's old drinking buddies
have turned against him.
Q:  "Do you have any idea, Mr. Avenatti, why Brett
Kavanaugh looks so unusually brown these days?"
A:  "Oh, that's because he's completely full of shit."

Thursday, October 04, 2018

Definitely Not a Drinking Game
American Principles Project Condemns Jennifer
Rubin for Heresy, Excommunicates Her From
the Church of Conservatism
Old Men with Guns #37
Frederick Hopkins
These ladies are 100% Kavanaugh-proof.
World's Worst Yobs #401
Taylor Armerding

Wednesday, October 03, 2018

The Secret of Brett Kavanaugh's Virginal Longevity
"A tantrum is an uncontrolled outburst of anger and 
frustration, typically in a young child."
Trump Sez:  "I never had a glass of alcohol. 
I never had alcohol, for whatever reason.  
Not even NyQuil™"
Last Friday, Trump had told reporters, “I thought her 
testimony was very compelling and she looks like a 
very fine woman to me, very fine woman.” Last night, 
just four days later, his Inner Misogynist burst out, 
for it could be contained no longer.
If 'No Action Is Needed', why did Fearguth
have to click 'OK' to make it go away?
Do-It-Yourself Levitation
Soon to Be #1 on the Failing New York Times
Bestseller List
More Inspirational Than Horatio Alger, Jr.'s
Ragged Dick Series
But those cretins down there in Mississippi couldn't get
enough of Trump's mockery of Christine Ford.  Yes, it's
true: there are life forms even lower than 
Fox & Friends.
As George Bush remarked in 2005,
"After we built the huge sand barrier around 
Tal Afar, the only serious problem the city faced
 was an infestation of humongous gummy worms."
Self-abuse in men causes Hairy Palms.
Self-abuse in women causes Hairy Nails.
Although it's hard to tell from this picture, John Kennedy
(R-LA) has a soul and was breastfed as a child.
The Trump Monstrosity
Warm Scuzzies #834
Todd Ricketts

Tuesday, October 02, 2018

Just Call 1-800-STUDNUTS
The Republican Party treats the American people 
like mushrooms:  it keeps them in the dark and feeds 
them loads of bullshit.
"I know you're not drinking.  You never do."
Lindsey Graham Sez:  “If you don't like me
 working with President Trump to make the
 world a better place, I don't give a shit.”
Its pedipalps are deadly weapons.
This looks like a job for the Brain Specialist.
Adventures in Aestheticism #102
Miss Lindsey Graham is straight outta the 1950s!

Monday, October 01, 2018

New Trade Deal Pronounced 'Uzm Ka'
Warm Scuzzies #833
Kevin Jackson
Exhaustion Makes Liars of Us All
Farage Barrage
Like Brett Kavanaugh, Rachel Mitchell enjoys
drinking beer.
The Angry Graham Quartet Performing
'Mean Bitch' by Taddy Porter

Sunday, September 30, 2018

Uh-oh!  When Baby Jeanine starts screaming, "Demon-
Rats!" it means her diaper is full and needs to be
“Come unto me, all ye millenials that labour and are 
heavy laden with debt, and I will give you rest."
Were Fox News a judge, it would look like
Where have all those Republican 'Deficit Hawks' 
gone?  Alas, they have become 'Budget-Busting
 Chickens' of the Foghorn Leghorn persuasion.