Saturday, April 01, 2017

Warm Scuzzies #727
Dan Scavino, Jr.
"I alone am permitted to address Mr. Trump as 'Donald'. 
If she wishes, Ivanka may say 'Daddy', but the rest of 
you should say 'Your Bigliness'."
The Most Extraordinary Collection of Dumbclucks Ever
Gathered in the White House, with the Possible Exception
of When Mike Pence Dined Alone
Annual Celebration Gets a
Keystone Kop Says Reports About White House
 Officials Providing Him Documents ‘Mostly Wrong’
In the Age of Trumpery, April Fool's Day 
has become 24/7/365.

Friday, March 31, 2017

"Should I use Endust or Pledge?"
When she joins the Trump Golf Team,
Ivanka will be the only member who
plays in high heels.
"A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go,
Heigh ho, the dairy-o, a hunting we will go!"
What Sean Spicer Does in His Spare Time
In the Kitchen with Chef Wüsthof at the Bates Motel
Rick 'Big Oops' Perry Hangin' with the Hoods
When Rex Tillerson makes this move, quickly avert your eyes, 
lest ye be turned to stone.
According to the Domino's Theory, Pizza Hut and 
Pizza Inn are in danger of falling next, unless we 
invade Papa John's.
"Shave and a haircut, six bits? Hey, when I was a kid,
it was only two bits!"

Thursday, March 30, 2017

Stool Pigeon Serenade
Mike Pence says he sometimes dines with these ladies, 
but only in the company of his wife.
Shark Found in Middle of Australian Road Was 
Left Behind by Sharknado
Sean Spicer, the Misunderestimated Man
GOP Internecine Warfare Comes to the
Big Screen
Barron Trump Channels George Bush
The crooks never sleep and neither does 
Inspector Clouseau.
Andrew Napolitano Returns to Fox News,
Doubles Down

Wednesday, March 29, 2017

Wowsers! Go Go Gadget!
"Pastor, you say your name is Rick Wiles.  You wouldn't
happen to be the 'Wiles of the Devil' we read about in
Ephesians, would you?"
"Nunes Doing a Great Job," Says Utah Ambush Predator
"Like the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog, my scare quotes 
have nasty, big, pointy teeth!"
Headlines We Like to See #15
'Two Face Felony Charges Over Planned Parenthood Videos'
"When you smilin', when you smilin'
The whole world smiles with you."
Mike Cernovich Sez: "The media says we’re not going 
to take Tintin on his word. And that’s why we are in
 these different universes."
The Day After the House GOP Voted to Repeal the
Law of Gravity

Tuesday, March 28, 2017

Sean Spicer Proves to Reporters That Only
Ken's 'Not Russian Dressing' Is Served in
the White House
It was getting harder and harder for Devin Nunes to 
remember if he was part of the coverup of the Trump-
Russia collusion or the coverup of the coverup.
"I call this my Ben Franklin tie. It's made out of 
recycled $100 bills."
Famous Book by Graduate of
Yale Law School
Last night when Paul Ryan was sound asleep, 
Someone tiptoed into his bedroom
And pulled out all his teeth.

Monday, March 27, 2017

Nepot the Magnificent
Speaker Ryan Showing Symptoms of
Stage IV Teabagging
Is Sean Hannity sad for America?
Judges Relaxing Between Rounds of the 2017 White
House Fence Jumping Contest
'Trump Signals He's Open to Work with 
Dems on Healthcare'

Sunday, March 26, 2017

Spoiler Alert! Smokey Joe Barton (R-TX) Reveals 
the Plot of Repeal and Replace: the Movie
Call Child Protective Services STAT!
Oxymorons for Our Time #186
House Freedom Caucus