Slowly Mueller Turned ... 

Closer and Closer ... 

Step by Step ... 

Inch by Inch ...

Mark Halperin, Admitted Sexual Harasser and Author of

Game Change, Announces New Book, Career Change

Know Your Stooges

Children Ignore Warning from Parents and Accept

Candy from Stranger

Only for Children 65 and Up

When women accused Weinstein of sexual assault, they 

were truth-tellers. But when women accused Trump of 

sexual assault, they were liars. This does not compute.

Public Enemies We Have with Us Always

Whether inmates should run the prison is one thing;

whether Bob McNair's face should be seen in public is

quite another.

Some masks are too scary, even for Halloween.

Warm Scuzzies #750

John Kapoor

Nation Reeling from 'Just Say No!' Epidemic

Trump Mask Big Seller This Halloween

Dopioid Says People Should Just 'Say No' to Opioids

Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III Says People Should 

Just ‘Say No’ to Opie

New Study Has Scientists Wondering Why Trump Exists; 

Complete Symmetry Between His Matter and Anti-Matter 

Means He Logically Couldn't Exist

Rex Tillerson claimed he met with Afghan President

Ashraf Ghani in Kabul, but they were obviously in

Disneyland®.

Newton Leroy, Master of Gingrich Hall and the

 oldest surviving member of Georgia's antebellum 

plantation aristocracy, says he could knock 

Maxine Waters down if he could generate 

enough energy to stand up.

Kelli Ward, Arizona Osteopath, Promises to Treat

Washington Swampitis with Chemtrails

Magician Successfully Saws Ho Ho in Half

"Stop me before I touch more behinds!"

New York City Subwoofer in the 

Age of Climate Change

Recently-Declassified Photograph #44

Trump Tower Toilets

Cadillac Trumpster, Official Limousine of the

Trump Administration

And you thought Pumpkinhead

was scary!

'Small Company with Connections to Trump Administration 

Wins $300 Million Puerto Rico Recovery Contract' the 

headline reads. Small Company = Two Fulltime Employees.

Steve Bannon's Liver Not on Board for 2020 Presidential

Run

Since the House GOP Caucus has nothing better to do, 

it has launched two new investigations into Hillary

Clinton's prayer life.

Bill O'Reilly Sez: "You know, am I mad at God? 

Yeah, I'm mad at him."

Trump Gives Thumbs Up During Sudden Downpour of

Russian Flags

When they have dinner on the grounds at the White House, 

Sarah Huckabee Sanders doubles as a tablecloth.

What Trump Looked Like When He Had to Donate $25,000 

to a Gold Star Father

Fake Poll. Fake Graphic. Fake Newspaper.

Fake! Fake! Fake!

The Amazing Colossal Imbecile

Has Bill O'Reilly reached Peak Creep yet?

Turtle, Tortoise, or Terrapin?

Trump's Feet Singing, 'Bone Spurs Kept Us Out of War'

"Could I interest you in the 

World's Most Annoying Orange?"

Wonder Woman Cold Cocks the Orange Panzer

Jerry Jones Sez: “There is no question the NFL is suffering 

negative effects from the free exercise of the 

First Amendment.”

"$32,000,000? OHHHHH NOOOOOO!!!!"

"I'm so tired, I haven't slept a wink

I'm so tired, my mind is on the blink."

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #161

Chud

As Useless as a Trump on a Log

'Empty Suit' means 'shallow, ineffective person'. 

'Empty Cammies' means 'John Kelly'.

It's Not That Easy Being a Trumpnik

Poundfoolish, Pennywise's Evil Cousin

Sarah Hickabee Sez: “I think that if you want to get into a 

debate with a four-star Marine general, that's highly 

inappropriate."

When Trump attacks Frederica Wilson, it's a Threefer: he

 attacks a Woman, a Black, and a Democrat, all at the 

same time.

'It Turns Out Condom Size Has

 Kind of Been All Wrong'

Blake Farenthold, Republican Party Barge