Saturday, October 28, 2017

Slowly Mueller Turned ... 
Closer and Closer ... 
Step by Step ... 
Inch by Inch ...
Mark Halperin, Admitted Sexual Harasser and Author of
Game Change, Announces New Book, Career Change
Know Your Stooges
Children Ignore Warning from Parents and Accept
Candy from Stranger
Only for Children 65 and Up
When women accused Weinstein of sexual assault, they 
were truth-tellers. But when women accused Trump of 
sexual assault, they were liars. This does not compute.

Friday, October 27, 2017

Public Enemies We Have with Us Always
Whether inmates should run the prison is one thing;
whether Bob McNair's face should be seen in public is
quite another.
Some masks are too scary, even for Halloween.
Warm Scuzzies #750
John Kapoor

Thursday, October 26, 2017

Nation Reeling from 'Just Say No!' Epidemic
Trump Mask Big Seller This Halloween
Dopioid Says People Should Just 'Say No' to Opioids
Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III Says People Should 
Just ‘Say No’ to Opie
New Study Has Scientists Wondering Why Trump Exists; 
Complete Symmetry Between His Matter and Anti-Matter 
Means He Logically Couldn't Exist

Wednesday, October 25, 2017

Rex Tillerson claimed he met with Afghan President
Ashraf Ghani in Kabul, but they were obviously in
Newton Leroy, Master of Gingrich Hall and the
 oldest surviving member of Georgia's antebellum 
plantation aristocracy, says he could knock 
Maxine Waters down if he could generate 
enough energy to stand up.
Kelli Ward, Arizona Osteopath, Promises to Treat
Washington Swampitis with Chemtrails
Magician Successfully Saws Ho Ho in Half
"Stop me before I touch more behinds!"
New York City Subwoofer in the 
Age of Climate Change
Recently-Declassified Photograph #44
Trump Tower Toilets
Cadillac Trumpster, Official Limousine of the
Trump Administration
And you thought Pumpkinhead
was scary!

Tuesday, October 24, 2017

'Small Company with Connections to Trump Administration 
Wins $300 Million Puerto Rico Recovery Contract' the 
headline reads. Small Company = Two Fulltime Employees.
Steve Bannon's Liver Not on Board for 2020 Presidential
Since the House GOP Caucus has nothing better to do, 
it has launched two new investigations into Hillary
Clinton's prayer life.
Bill O'Reilly Sez: "You know, am I mad at God? 
Yeah, I'm mad at him."
Trump Gives Thumbs Up During Sudden Downpour of
Russian Flags
When they have dinner on the grounds at the White House, 
Sarah Huckabee Sanders doubles as a tablecloth.
What Trump Looked Like When He Had to Donate $25,000 
to a Gold Star Father
Fake Poll. Fake Graphic. Fake Newspaper.
Fake! Fake! Fake!
The Amazing Colossal Imbecile
Has Bill O'Reilly reached Peak Creep yet?
Turtle, Tortoise, or Terrapin?
Trump's Feet Singing, 'Bone Spurs Kept Us Out of War'

Monday, October 23, 2017

"Could I interest you in the 
World's Most Annoying Orange?"
Wonder Woman Cold Cocks the Orange Panzer
Jerry Jones Sez: “There is no question the NFL is suffering 
negative effects from the free exercise of the 
First Amendment.”
"$32,000,000? OHHHHH NOOOOOO!!!!"
"I'm so tired, I haven't slept a wink
I'm so tired, my mind is on the blink."

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #161
As Useless as a Trump on a Log
'Empty Suit' means 'shallow, ineffective person'. 
'Empty Cammies' means 'John Kelly'.
It's Not That Easy Being a Trumpnik
Poundfoolish, Pennywise's Evil Cousin
Sarah Hickabee Sez: “I think that if you want to get into a 
debate with a four-star Marine general, that's highly 
When Trump attacks Frederica Wilson, it's a Threefer: he
 attacks a Woman, a Black, and a Democrat, all at the 
same time.
'It Turns Out Condom Size Has
 Kind of Been All Wrong'

Sunday, October 22, 2017

Blake Farenthold, Republican Party Barge