Saturday, March 27, 2010

Libyan Folklore Team Re-Enacting Monty Python's
Department of Silly Walks Sketch
"But ref, he called my guy an 'otolaryngologist'!"
"I bet you'll think twice before you call me an
'otolaryngologist' again!"
"So long as I'm Governor and you're Attorney General,
you'll do the sweeping, Ken."
Gaze into the eyes of this Medusa en Chocolat and
you will be turned into a Mr. Goodbar.

Friday, March 26, 2010

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #144
Harry Weisiger
Iraq's 'Old' Old Thing

Iraq's 'New' Old Thing
It's not what Sarah Palin says that annoys most.
It's the mere sound of her voice, which reminds
one of a chainsaw chewing through duckweed.
Fearguth will be on the road for the next couple of days
as he travels to Canyonlands National Park. Posting
en route will be light and confined to the evening hours.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Senator Tom Cobunning
Fearguth and Loathing in the 21st Century #11
Imagine a turd that just won't flush.
That would be John Boehner.
Oxymorons for Our Time #28
Radical Center
World's Worst Yoobs #69
Shikha Dalmia

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

You don't have to look deep into Steve King's empty
blue eyes to see the Iowa madness he represents.
When the revolution they are now advocating comes,
Stephen Green and Kathleen McKinley only ask that
the revolutionaries shake--not stir--their martinis.
John McCain: So Full of Bile, So Fond of Spitting It
"How did it happen that Bruce Willis made a fortune
on all those 'Die Hard' movies and I ended up as a
cop at the SuperBowl? Hell, I look more like Officer
John McLane than he does!"
"Put your little foot,
Put your little foot,
Put your little foot right there,
Put your little foot,
Put your little foot,
Put your little foot right there."
World's Worst Jobs #108
Thai Soldier
"Concealed weapons be damned! I'm proud of
my gun and I want everyone to see it and taste
its hot jizz!"
CatholicTV Rolls Out Shows in 3-D to Attract Youth,
Father Knows Best
Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #47
Jared Taylor, James Edwards, and Bill Rolen
Was the Senate Minority Leader signaling 'Yes!' (by
means of a thumbs up) or 'No!' (by means of an
opposable thumb)? Even he wasn't sure.
Antonio 'Little Tony' Zizzo threatened to whack the
Confederate Yankee, but his parents restrained him.
If you've ever wondered what someone looks
like right after they've been smacked upside
the head with a two by four, consider this
photo of a stunned and befuddled
Senator Charles Grassley.
Rude Rhymes #15

Sudsy Asso

John Barrasso
"Well, is anyone going to take a stand, or will I
have to move them all by myself?"
Were all the intellectual slobs, moral slouches, and
ideological lotuseaters on the staff sacked this evening,
The Washington Post would vanish overnight.
Mike Vanderboegh and the Sipsey Street
Irregulars Say "Hi!"
Palin Unveils Target List

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

President's Grandmother Disappointed That
Only 24% of Republicans Believe Her Grandson
May Be the AntiChrist
World's Worst Yobs #160
Tom Shales
Rush was angered when the doctor told him that Viagra
was ineffective in treating political impotence.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #143
Roy Beck
"OK, so if guns are the main course, what's for dessert?"
Wear this outfit and you can be ready for
teabagging anytime the moment is right.

Monday, March 22, 2010

Now that we have put the matter of health care reform
behind us, isn't it time we moved on to more important
things, like, for instance, recognizing Kate Moore as our
National Texting Champion?
Warm Scuzzies #72
American Family Association
"Now that AHIP has lost the health care reform battle, I
can finally relax in my role as one of the ugliest lobbyists
in Washington, DC."
Joe Wilson Now Giving Serious Consideration to
Choosing Randy Neugebauer as His Presidential
Running Mate on the GOP Ticket in 2012
"Hey, Mom! Where in the Bible does it
say I have to be a symbol of the GOP?"
Turnout was light for the Confederate Yankee's first
Drawing-and-Quartering Demonstration Project.
It's time for an afternoon snack. Anybody feeling
peckish for a bit of Clam Jerky?
"When I yelled 'Baby Killer' in the House yesterday, I
wasn't referring to the gentleman from Michigan, Mr.
Stupak. It was merely an involuntary eructation
occasioned by the Idiot Pill I had just swallowed."

"America has just witnessed democracy in action,
which is an unconscionable abuse of power. President
Obama has betrayed his oath to the nation by using his
incumbent power as a President who won 53% of the vote
in the last election to justify the means of health care
reform by extolling the end of saving American lives.
This cannot be allowed to stand. The campaign to
end majority rule in this country begins today!"
Two-Minute Haters #9
Bob Owens
House Passes Health Care Reform
President Applauds
World Ends

Sunday, March 21, 2010

"If I had a hammer
I'd hammer in the morning
I'd hammer in the evening
All over this land
I'd hammer out danger
I'd hammer out a warning
I'd hammer out love between
my brothers and my sisters
All over this land."