Saturday, February 20, 2016

"Don't cry, Miss Lindsey, don't cry!"
Electus Interruptus!
Jeb Bush Pulls Out of Presidential Race
After their secret meeting in the closet, Cruz and 
Carson disagreed who should come out first.

Friday, February 19, 2016

"Build a bridge out of him!" exclaimed 
the Pope with glee.
The problem with Jeb's gun is that it only fires blanks.

Thursday, February 18, 2016

Great Wall of Trump
On February 18, 2006, Bildungblog was born.  That was
30,607 posts ago.  Fighting ignorance and stupidity is a 
noble cause, but as Cecil Adams says,  "It's taking longer
 than we thought."

Wednesday, February 17, 2016

Every time Chinless Mitch opened his mouth, all he could 
say was "Bafflegab, Bafflegab, Bafflegab!"
Mary Lou Bruner believes Barack Obama supported his
 drug habit as a young man by being a bisexual prostitute. 
Naturally, she's running as a Republican for the Texas
 State Board of Education.
Over at World Net Daily: 'OBAMA-POINDEXTER 
Something There Is That Doesn't Love a Wall
Moai Doing His Full Monty Impression
Michele Bachmann says she never goes
out into today's crazy world without
her straitjacket.
“Sleeping around was my personal Vietnam. 
I feel like a great and very brave soldier.”
Stan Laurel Sues Donald Trump for

Trademark Violation
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #653
Rick Wiles
Ivana Trump says sleeping with The Donald
was her own personal Vietnam.
Donald Trump After Mind Melding with 
Michael Savage
Only three men are famous for wearing their underwear
outside of their clothes: Batman, Superman and 
Donald Trump.

Tuesday, February 16, 2016

Tony Scalia's Muffled Last Words
"I dissent: this is NOT a Boll & Branch Pleated Pillowcase!"
Fighter says ISIS' finances have taken
a beating because it has been using the 
same accountant as Kanye West.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #652
Mike Murdock
Mike Murdock Sez:  “Every garden has a snake. 
Who would I want to kill the snake in my garden? 
Swami Trumpinanda!”
World's Worst Yoobs #163
Emily Elkins

Monday, February 15, 2016

"Donald Trump's liberal orthodoxy is making me
have tired blood."
Tony Scalia Sez:  "The Devil is real. I'm hunting with him."
"Wanna see my new Jeb! tat?"
World's Worst Yobs #349
R. R. Reno
"For comedic balance, I thought I'd put Tony Scalia, a dead 
ringer for Lou Costello, on the Court. Maybe then we can 
decide 'Who's on First?'."
Contrary to what Donald Trump says, Ted Cruz can lie
and then hold up the Bible.

Sunday, February 14, 2016

The Treachery of Images, Part Deux
This Is Not Tony Scalia Smoking a Pipe.
Little Known Fact #61
Justice Scalia's Assassin Traveled to Cibolo Creek Ranch 
Through Jade Helm 15's Walmart Tunnels
Buy It Now on Etsy!
"Remember 'Iron Deficiency
"My gut feeling is that Scalia was murdered."
On this Valentine's Day, remember: anyone shot by Cupid's 
arrow is filled with uncontrollable desire.
"I'm sick and tired of Obama blaming my brother. 
I'm sick and tired of Trump going after my family. 
I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired."
"Is that the venue of the Clockwork Orange House of Fun 
Barbed Wire Steel Cage Death Match?"
"No, last night's GOP debate."
Jim Gilmore's decision to drop out of the presidential race 
causes an iceberg to collide with Antarctica, killing
150,000 penguins.