Saturday, September 16, 2017

Doesn't it make sense that Clay Travis, the biggest boob on
 Fox Sports Radio, would love boobs?
Sources say Martin Shkreli's jailmates have already given 
him a nickname. It's 'Mr. Bill'.
The Look on Martin Shkreli's Face When He Learned
 Who His Jailmates Were Going to Be
Screen Grab from One of America's Funniest 
NeoConfederate Videos
Whoever coined the word, 'skeevy', must've had John Nolte
in mind at the time.

Friday, September 15, 2017

How Steve Mnuchin Plans to Fly on His Next Honeymoon
Rube's Cubism
Trump's embrace of Little Marco rates only a
 3.5 on the Hug-O-Meter.
Trump is so bad he's turned Kermit into a vampire.
The God Mentioner
The Unexpurgated Bible #152
And God said, “Let the waters under the heavens be 
gathered together into one place, and let the dry land
Inmate from Alt-Right Nuthouse Wants to
Bring Richard Spencer to Your Campus

Thursday, September 14, 2017

A Pinhead, Yes, But Definitely Not Zippy
Does David Brat's mouth ever close? Or is it locked in
an endless howl?
Big Reward for Anyone Able to Find a Shred of 
Martin Shkreli's Conscience
Gavin McInnes, Proud Boy

Wednesday, September 13, 2017

You Can Be My Wingman Anytime
If you plan to attend Free Speech Week at
Berkeley, be sure to read the book first.
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #112
Robert Lanza
Trump Attempting to Wrest 'Master of the Non Sequitur'
Title from Zippy the Pinhead
When humans eventually become completely obsolete, 
the Bodega Pantry Boxes will be used by Skynet to vend 
spare parts for cyborgs, droids, and bots.
Yes, Trump's a Troglodyte, but he's our Troglodyte.
Upskirt Photographer and Ardent Trumpnik Travis Brauer 
Can't Wait to Get His Hands on the New iPhone X
Missouri Wisenheimer Richard Geisenheyner Puts Up
'Imbeciles 4 Sale' Sign to Prove He Isn't One

Tuesday, September 12, 2017

Which Christian Taliban leader allows staffers unsupervised 
access to his Twitter account? That's right: 
the Ayatollah Assahola.
"We can see the fire and how serious it is, but we're not 
going to say anything about the guy pouring gasoline on it."
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #700
David Icke

Monday, September 11, 2017

On busy nights at The Pink Flamingo, the ladies' powder
room gets pretty crowded.
"I think I’m a street fighter. And, by the way, I think 
that’s why Donald Trump and I get along so well."
Breitbart Photographer Explains How Light Makes
 Steve Bannon 'Look Bad' Everywhere He Goes
It Takes Many Forms
People's Pontiff Laughs Off Pedal-Powered 
Popemobile Mishap
A Reminder That It's Only 421 Days 
Until the 2018 Elections
Dan Scavino Sez: "Here is Noah's Ark. STAY SAFE!!"

Sunday, September 10, 2017

Ann Coulter Lands Starring Role in Remake of 
My Friend Irma
That's because Hairy Palms are flexible and bend
 with the wind.
S. E. Cupp Runneth Over
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #111
Yair Netanyahu
Nero Golfs While Forest Burns
Wealthy Russian ‘Birth Tourists’ Flocking to Trump Hotels 
to Have Anchor Babies; Louie Gohmert Strangely Silent
"Whaddya mean I'm still not white enough?"
"Fake News, Mr. Trump? You can't handle Fake News!"
Floridian Stands His Ground Against Irma
Hurricane Irma Threatens Florida's Popular 
Adopt-a-Gator Program