Doesn't it make sense that Clay Travis, the biggest boob on

 Fox Sports Radio, would love boobs?

Sources say Martin Shkreli's jailmates have already given 

him a nickname. It's 'Mr. Bill'.

The Look on Martin Shkreli's Face When He Learned

 Who His Jailmates Were Going to Be

Screen Grab from One of America's Funniest 

NeoConfederate Videos

Whoever coined the word, 'skeevy', must've had John Nolte

in mind at the time.

How Steve Mnuchin Plans to Fly on His Next Honeymoon

Rube's Cubism

Trump's embrace of Little Marco rates only a

 3.5 on the Hug-O-Meter.

Trump is so bad he's turned Kermit into a vampire.

"J-E-L-L-OOOOOOO!"

The God Mentioner

The Unexpurgated Bible #152

And God said, “Let the waters under the heavens be 

gathered together into one place, and let the dry land

 appear.”

Inmate from Alt-Right Nuthouse Wants to

Bring Richard Spencer to Your Campus

A Pinhead, Yes, But Definitely Not Zippy

Does David Brat's mouth ever close? Or is it locked in

an endless howl?

Big Reward for Anyone Able to Find a Shred of 

Martin Shkreli's Conscience

Gavin McInnes, Proud Boy

You Can Be My Wingman Anytime

If you plan to attend Free Speech Week at

Berkeley, be sure to read the book first.

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #112

Robert Lanza

Trump Attempting to Wrest 'Master of the Non Sequitur'

Title from Zippy the Pinhead

When humans eventually become completely obsolete, 

the Bodega Pantry Boxes will be used by Skynet to vend 

spare parts for cyborgs, droids, and bots.

Yes, Trump's a Troglodyte, but he's our Troglodyte.

Upskirt Photographer and Ardent Trumpnik Travis Brauer 

Can't Wait to Get His Hands on the New iPhone X

Missouri Wisenheimer Richard Geisenheyner Puts Up

'Imbeciles 4 Sale' Sign to Prove He Isn't One

Which Christian Taliban leader allows staffers unsupervised 

access to his Twitter account? That's right: 

the Ayatollah Assahola.

"We can see the fire and how serious it is, but we're not 

going to say anything about the guy pouring gasoline on it."

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #700

David Icke

On busy nights at The Pink Flamingo, the ladies' powder

room gets pretty crowded.

"I think I’m a street fighter. And, by the way, I think 

that’s why Donald Trump and I get along so well."

Breitbart Photographer Explains How Light Makes

 Steve Bannon 'Look Bad' Everywhere He Goes

It Takes Many Forms

People's Pontiff Laughs Off Pedal-Powered 

Popemobile Mishap

A Reminder That It's Only 421 Days 

Until the 2018 Elections

Dan Scavino Sez: "Here is Noah's Ark. STAY SAFE!!"

Ann Coulter Lands Starring Role in Remake of 

My Friend Irma

That's because Hairy Palms are flexible and bend

 with the wind.

S. E. Cupp Runneth Over

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #111

Yair Netanyahu

Nero Golfs While Forest Burns

Wealthy Russian ‘Birth Tourists’ Flocking to Trump Hotels 

to Have Anchor Babies; Louie Gohmert Strangely Silent

"Whaddya mean I'm still not white enough?"

"Fake News, Mr. Trump? You can't handle Fake News!"

Floridian Stands His Ground Against Irma

Hurricane Irma Threatens Florida's Popular 

Adopt-a-Gator Program