Thursday, September 03, 2015

Fearguth is heading north to the
be back online by Tuesday, 9/8.

Wednesday, September 02, 2015

'Texas Deputies Believed Man Shot Dead with Hands Up 
Had a Kwan Dao, Sheriff Says'
"Can a man excuse his practices ... because of his 
religious belief? To permit this would be to make 
the professed doctrines of religious belief superior 
to the law of the land, and in effect to permit 
every citizen to become a law unto himself. 
Government could exist only in name under 
such circumstances." (Reynolds v. U.S., 1878
"You like McKinley and I like Denali,
McKinley! Denali! McKinley! Denali!
Let's call the whole thing off!"
Do NOT call this Hasbro hamster 'Harris Faulkner'.
Call it 'Sue Yoo'.
Muzzle for Walking Your Trump in the Woods at Night
Alabama Secession Postponed After Only 30 People Show 
Up for Rally in State Capital
Kim Davis is such an ardent believer in opposite-sex 
marriage she's been wedded four times. Her marital 
success rate is obviously due to her good looks.

Tuesday, September 01, 2015

'Ceptin You're Gay
"Speaker Boehner is entitled to call me a 'jackass', but I’m
 not going to respond in kind by calling him an 'asshole',
even though that's what he is."
According to a new survey, 54% of GOPers think that 
President Obama is a Muslim and CryptoTrumpite.
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #120
Duck and Cover: the Next Generation

Monday, August 31, 2015

Peripatetic Perigrine Perigrinating
New Study: Drinking a Glass of Red Wine Is the Same as 
Getting a Lifetime of Exercise
A Festival for Our Time
Don't Forget the Cheesecake!
It's never too early or too late to dress for
Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #180
Robert Stacy McCain and Duane Lester
"We're so confident Dr. Demento's
 Crazy Pills will work that we 
offer a 'Double Your Money 
Back' guarantee if they don't."
“When I look Jeb in the eye, I am able to get a sense 
of his soul, what there is of it."
"Step right up, folks!  You'll see the freaks, the strange
 people, the weird people, you'll see what they do, hear 
what they talk about!"

Sunday, August 30, 2015

If Donald Trump Had Been a Dentist
Chris Christie is on a new diet.  Every time he
 says, "Hillary Clinton is a disgrace!" he loses 
one ounce of body fat.
Donald Trump and Scott Walker say,  "Build the dang wall!"
Svengali, Donald Trump's Cat