Saturday, January 22, 2022

Take Heed, Joe Biden!

One of the unintended consequences of the censuring of
Kyrsten Sinema by the Arizona Democratic Party was
to make her look even more garish.

Justice Neil Gorsuch Invites America to Play 
'Spot the Viral Vector'

On Caturday, we sang 'I Dropped My Ice Cream 
on the Ground'.

S&M&M Now 'Less Sexy' and 'Deeply Unappealing'

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #953
Meshawn Maddow

Friday, January 21, 2022

Greedheads Galore #52
Dick Uihlein

West Elm Caleb, Serial Dater

Airline Food in the 1950s

Racist Unmasked by Rashers of Miscooked Bacon

Irate Bat Files Defamation Lawsuit Against Users
 of the Slur 'Batshit Crazy'

Walls Don't Work

"How do you plan to win back moderates 
and independents who cast a ballot for you
 in 2020 but, polls indicate, aren't happy with
 the way you're doing your job now?"

"Like a bat out of hell I'll be gone when the morning comes
When the night is over, like a bat out of hell, 
I'll be gone, gone, gone
Like a bat out of hell I'll be gone when the morning comes."

Trump Has a Señor Moment on Fox News

Thursday, January 20, 2022

Mitch McConnell Sez:  “The concern is misplaced,
 because if you look at the statistics, African-American 
voters are voting in just as high a percentage as Americans.”

Louie Gohmert Doing His Parody Impression of
August Rodin's The Thinker

When You Look Into Your Dog's Eyes

Warm Scuzzies #1,120
Edward Vallejo

CIA Says 'Hav-a-Tampa Syndrome' Not Result of Sustained 
Campaign by Hostile Power

Wednesday, January 19, 2022

Thomas Celebrates His Dissent by Doing His
Popular Impression of His Wife Ginny

Warm Scuzzies #1,120
Brookside, Alabama Police

Fake smiles cause Crow's Feet.  In Kyrsten Sinema's 
case, it's Buzzard's Feet.

Like the Irish Elk, whose extinction is attributed to antler 
size, the magnitude of Count Braggula's fangs had 
clearly compromised their functionality.

World's Worst Yobs #442
Andrew Stiles

Charwoman Finds $200 Million in Loose Change in Oval Office
 Couch, Will Donate It to Ukrainian Defense Forces

World’s Biggest Buc-ee’s Convenience Store Will Cover 
the Entire State of Tennessee

Tuesday, January 18, 2022

Shroud Boys

Warm Scuzzies #1,119
Matthew Smith

How Biden Causes Inflation

Homer Goes on Epic Rant, Calls It the Iliad

One Damn Memoir After Another

“It’s impossible to keep him focused on any topic, 
other than his own self-aggrandizement, 
for more than a few minutes.”

Where do you stand on this question of planetary importance?

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #952
Roger Marshall

The Secret Life of Hamsters

Monday, January 17, 2022

A Replicant Is Like Any Other Machine

For some reason, something didn't seem quite right on
KLM Day.

What has two butts and kills people?

Master of
Aggressive Non-Interventionism
Belligerent Neutrality

Don't Look Up

Is this what they call 'Aspirational Patriotism'?

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #129
Jeff Stein

Vaccine Mandates Violate Demonstator's Sovereign 
Right to Die

Size Matters

“He says DeSantis has no personal charisma
 and has a dull personality.”

Little Known Alternative Fact #11
Anti-Flappers were very popular in 
the Jazz Age.

Sunday, January 16, 2022

Warm Scuzzies #1,118
Donald Hazard

Warm Scuzzies #1,117
Lucas Denney

Not Much Wiggle Room As Putin and Biden
Debate the Future of Ukraine