Saturday, August 07, 2021

Sloth Agrees to Join Tennessee Senator Bill Hagerty
in Slow Walking the Infrastructure Bill

Tucker Carlson Tries Out an Expression from His New 
Hungarian Phrase Book on Viktor Orbán, the Prime
 Minister of Hungary

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #906
Joshua Feuerstein

Calling All Conversion Therapists

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #905
Bob Gibbs

Cerberus as a Puppy Guarding the Gate of Heck

As a general rule, he opposed makeup.  But in the case
of Steve Bannon, he made an exception.

New Cauliflower Variant of COVID-19 Detected in California

You can never own enough libs.

On Caturday, Lucille Ball slept late.

Friday, August 06, 2021

Dogue Celebrating Phaideaux Phriday

I Love Hermeneutics!

It's Almost Heaven!

"If you don't straighten up and fly right, 
you're going to die and go to Afghanistan."

Their Obtuseness Was Monumental

Remember Rolfing?  This is Ralphing.

Sheep suffer from insomnia, too.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #904
Mark Robinson

Thursday, August 05, 2021

BREAKING:  'Donald Cuomo Sexually Harasses Himself'

Sometimes spirit animals teach us 
hard truths.

No One Wears a GOP Asshat Quite Like
Ron DeSantis

Foil Hot Foot Pranksters!  Wear Asbestos Socks!

Construction of Arizona Audit National Monument
Delayed Due to Gross Incompetence

For a $50 donation, you, too, can have a Trump Card.
There's no easier or better way to Save America.

Wednesday, August 04, 2021

Are 'traditional, classic Americans', who 'believe
in George Washington', being filtered out?

Attention All Unvaxxed Men
This is your dick on COVID-19.

Too bad so many Arkansas residents got sick
and died from COVID-19 while the governor
was playing politics.

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis Defends Unvaccinated
 People Who Are Catching COVID-19: Coronavirus Is 
Being 'Judgmental', He Says

Nicolas Cage Demonstrates Shallowfake Technology

In her run for Governor of Idaho, Janice McGeachin never leaves
home without the Four Graces:  Stars and Stripes, Pickup Truck, 
Glock Pistol, and Holy Bible.

Sarah Palin Sez:  "If God wants me to run for the Senate 
in 2022, I will."

Tuesday, August 03, 2021

Experts Warn About Worsening COVID-19 Mutations, 
Especially the Gaetz Variant

Tucker Carlson to Speak Hungarian at Far-Right Conference

If college athletes are finally being allowed to profit 
off their own images, why not librarians?

Man Called Out for Not Getting Vaccinated on TV

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #903
Peter Fearman

Some observers are now wondering if Trump
will retake power before the Second Coming
of Jesus Christ.

Monday, August 02, 2021

There Goes the Judge

Warm Scuzzies #1,062
John Bennett

Like Trump, the Black Knight's star power was fading.

Sunday, August 01, 2021

Patron of Libraries

The Delta Variant

Who knew Fox News was in bed with the 
Democrat Socialist Communist Party?

Getting Organized in 12 Easy Steps

Rudy Giuliani's goose is not cooked yet, but it's looking
more and more that it will be just in time for Christmas.