Fearguth will be heading out to sea tomorrow for Jam

Cruise.  Look for him to return online in about a

week.

Dennis Miller Has Vowel Movement on National Television

Rick Perry ‘Regrets’ Calling for Elimination of the Energy 

Department Now That He knows It Does More Than Just 

Wind Up Flipping Monkey Toys

Kent Sorensen thought he would get two years probation,

but, instead, he got 15 months in prison for being

so goddam ugly.

Trump would have finished his inauguration speech sooner,

but he kept getting interrupted by people who thought he

was the Mar-a-Lago receptionist.

Mick Mulvaney, Trump's Budget Director, Balances

Household Budget by Not Paying Payroll Taxes for

Domestic Servant for Five Straight Years

Something to Consider #4

If Steven King had written The Shawshank Redemption, 

Warden Norton would have been the hero.

Or as James Lipton might say, "What we've got here is a 

Pillage of Plunder-Monkeys'.

Betsy DeVos is representative of the Trump Administration: 

a bunch of superrich old people who have nothing better to 

do with their time than fuck up the world and then die.

Global Warming Hoax Sets Temperature Record for Third

 Straight Year; James Inhofe Still Holding Snowball He 

Found in Hell

Guns are Objective Despair caused by the breakdown 

of Civil Society where every man must become his own 

policeman in order to stay alive.

Trump Takes Presidential Oath of Office, 

Pants Catch on Fire

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #88

Mike Peinovich (aka Mike Enoch)

Betsy DeVos Says Guns in Schools May Be Necessary to 

Protect Students from Shark-Surfing Grizzlies with Guns

Reince Priebus says he can't wait for the Inaugural Parade.

First Illegal Immigrants Arrived in North America 

24,000 Years Ago---10,000 Years Earlier Than 

Previously Thought

Ann Coulter Sez: "I’d rather cut my own liver out with a 

butter knife than go to Trump's inauguration."

[Were Ann to do self-surgery, it would certainly draw a

bigger crowd.]

Boris Epshteyn Doing His 'Little Napoleon' Impression

World's Worst Yobs #376

Walter Olson

Donald Trump Sez: "Bikers for Trump are on their way!"

"Every other day of the week is fine

But whenever Monday comes

You can find me crying all of the time."

Trump Says the Approval Ratings Polls Are Rigged

 by the 65,844,954 Americans Who Voted for Hillary 

in the Rigged November Election

The Trump Whisperer

It Had Been a Hard Brexit Night

Just in Time for the Inauguration!

The James O'Keefe Mugshot Mug

Only $9.95 + S&H!

Tribute Band of Springsteen Cover Band Thinking 

About Pulling Out of Trump Inauguration Party

Mayor Jim Fouts claims that audio clips of him saying

 derogatory things about blacks and women were faked 

by someone who is not undead.

King had a dream. Trump only has tweets.

Who should be the last person in the world to call John

Lewis a 'racist pig'? Gwinnett County Commissioner 

Tommy Hunter, that's who!

Plutonic Friendship

Mike Pence Will Be Sworn In Using 

Ronald Reagan's Family Bible

Trump Attack on John Lewis Sends Trump's 

Etiquette Book Sales Soaring

Baby Nonplussed by Size of Trump's Tweeter

The eight men who are as rich as 3.6 billion poor people

 have built a superhighway through the eye of the needle

 Jesus talked about.

The Martyrdom of Saint Stephen, with Musical 

Accompaniment, to Be Re-Enacted at Trump's 

Inauguration

They say it takes one hour and 15 minutes to put on

Melania's makeup and even longer for Donald's.

"Criticize me one more time and I'll wish you away to the 

cornfields of Iowa!"

"That's right, Director Brennan, Trump says you're the

leaker, not those Russian prostitutes."

This is what Mike Pence looks like when he is 'deeply 

disappointed'.  You should see what he looks like when 

he is 'profoundly saddened'.

Trump Using Self-Hypnosis to Achieve the Goal of 

Total Transcendental Assholitude

Fake News Network to Provide Fake Coverage of 

Fake Inauguration of Fake President on Fakeuary 20

"The only thing worse than watching Saturday Night Live, 

the worst of NBC and really bad television, is not watching

 Saturday Night Live."

Adjective Refuses to Modify Noun

Home Safety Tip #4

It is unwise to play Hunger Games in the bathroom.

Kellyanne Conways Sez: "Details of my reliance on witchcraft 

and sorcery should be kept secret to protect the public."

Cannabis cannot cure Arachnophobia.  Sorry!

This Looks Like a Job for Leatherboy!

Street Leagle

It's a Kochbook!

Flag Desecration #96