Saturday, October 01, 2022

GOP Oppo Dump

At last report, the discussion had foundered on
the meaning of 'neutral'.

Kevin McCarthy Overthinking the Three Stooges

One should probably avoid any church that puts 'EDUCATED'
in scare quotes.

Major Bombshell

Notorious Short-Fingered Vulgarian
Verbally Assaults Mitch McConnell
and Elaine Chao

You can always tell when Corey Lewandowski is undergoing
Impulse Control Counseling.

Friday, September 30, 2022

“Biden Builds Transhuman Cyborg Army Using Immigrants!”

DeAnna Lorraine Sez:  “These huge hurricanes seem to 
target Red states, Red districts and always at a convenient
 time, typically, right before elections or, you know, in this
 case possibly Ron DeSantis has been stepping out of line
 a lot and challenging, fighting the Deep State.”

Samuel Alito Sez:  “It goes without saying that everyone 
is free to express disagreement with our decisions.  But 
saying or implying that the court is becoming an illegitimate
 institution or questioning our integrity crosses an important line.”

Intelligent Design

No doubt about it, she was back in the game.

A Wise Old Owl

"Ginni Thomas, wife of Supreme Court Justice Clarence 
Thomas, told the Jan. 6 investigators she still believes the 
2020 election was stolen."  What a surprise!

Being Governor of Florida is taking its toll on
Ron DeSantis.

Warm Scuzzies #1,242
Jody Greene

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #1,028
Alexander Otaola

The Scourge of Maggie Hagerman, or
Trump the Fact-Checker

One of these days, Internet traffic will be nothing more than 
Insult Generators, Meme Generators, Op-Ed Generators, 
and Speech Generators talking to each other.

The Mysterious Newt Gingrich Fresco in Ancient Pompeii

 On Fido Friday, we are reminded of what happens
when you mix Miracle-Gro with Kibbles 'N Bits®. 

Thursday, September 29, 2022

Residents of Seattle swear 18 times a day, whereas 
residents of Columbus, Ohio, swear 36 times a day.
If you're familiar with these two cities, this anomaly
is self-explanatory.

Trump Belittling Jared Kushner in Front 
of an Aardvark

Asked the Brothers of Italy (Fratelli d'Italia):  
"What's a quicky?"

Giorgia Meloni, the Fascist in the Pepto-Bismol Suit

The only thing surprising about Marjorie Taylor Greene's divorce
 is that it took her husband 27 years to realize he had made a mistake.

Waiting for the Wilhelm Scream

Erick Erickson Waits Patiently for the Cream Pie

By the Time She Got to Memestock Her Hair Was a Mess

"I'm Mehmet Oz.  I represent the GOP,  the Reverse Robin 
Hood Party:  We Steal from the Poor and Give to the Rich."

Zombie Roger Ailes reminds us:  “I hired 
Sarah Palin because she was hot and got

Wednesday, September 28, 2022

Mastriano Puts the Pedal to the Metal

He had undergone quadruple-bypass heart surgery, two 
artery-clearing angioplasties, had received a pacemaker, had 
been treated for abnormal heart rhythm twice, and had had 
five heart attacks.  Sainthood, to be honest, had been a trial 
and a tribulation for longer than he cared to remember.

Dweebs, Dorks and Doofuses #135
David Azerrad

Herschel Walker Sez:  "I know what a woman is.  It's written
 in the Bible.  She's from Adam's McRib."

Says a former congressional staffer:  “I describe Ron
 DeSantis as having the personality of a piece of paper.”

Warm Scuzzies #1,241
Kyle Young

Tuesday, September 27, 2022

Marjorie Taylor 'Hellbacon' Greene Wants YOU 
to Shoot Feral Hogs with Her from a Helicopter 
to Fight ‘Inflation’

I Laughed When My Neighbor Said She Was
 a Herbivore

Invasion of the 10-Gallon Zombies

Does Louie Gohmert have 'serious cognitive issues'?  

Tucker Carlson Speaks at Funeral for Sonny Barger, 
World's Oldest Hells Angel

In private, does Ron DeSantis say, “Trump is a moron who
 has no business running for President”?

Mehmet Oz Sez: “When John Fetterman dresses like that, 
it’s not an accident.  He’s kicking authority in the balls. 
He’s saying, ‘I’m Emperor Ming.  I’ll show those guys
 who’s boss.'”

“Texas banned more books from school libraries 
this past year than any other state in the nation."
Well, it's time to update Texas Brags again.


Melissa Radovich is a Proud Girl.  It takes guts to 
admit you are married to a Proud Boy.

"The FBI and the Justice Department 
have become vicious monsters," the
Orange Pontiff said trumpily.

Satellite Photo Shows 10-Mile-Long Traffic Jam at 
Russian Border; Prospective Cannon Fodder
Getting the Hell Out of Putinopolis

Has Kyrsten Sinema reached the 60-bloom supermajority yet?

McConnell Calls Democrat Kyrsten Sinema 
'The Most Effective First-Term Senator'