Saturday, January 26, 2019

Little Known Alternative Fact #5
Richard Nixon had a Zippy the Pinhead
tattoo on his back.
The Tragedy of Growing Old
The Sign of the Three-Eared Sphincter has been 
given a new meaning.
Local Messiah Still in Training for Crucifixion,
Waiting to Buy Cross on eBay

Friday, January 25, 2019

Uh-oh!  Too late!
Burn After Viewing
How to Tell If a Diaper Needs to Be Changed
Trump Caved Today Before Ann Coulter
Had Time to Put on Her Makeup
"Remember me, Roger?  I'm Judge Doom, and
I'm the one who framed you!"
To say Trump is a 'caver' doesn't mean he's a 'spelunker'.
Stone's Lips Under Seal
In the Land of Empty Victories
Mueller to Build Trump's Wall Out of Roger Stone
Trump Lets His Hair Down
Trump demonstrates one of the dangers of thumbsucking.
How sweet it is knowing that the Richard
Nixon tattoo on Roger Stone's back is also
behind bars today.
If Roger Stone had been indicted on an eighth count,
it would have been for having a Nixon tattoo on his

Thursday, January 24, 2019

To Be Re-Packaged and Sold as
Bronze Medal Flour
Almost 60% of Americans disapprove of Trump's
job as a Ronald McDonald impersonator.
Hey, Let's Grab Trump By the Insane Clown Posse!

Wednesday, January 23, 2019

Local Man Believes His Masculinity Is
Under Threat
Not all vulgarians have short fingers.
Trump hires only the best lawyers.
Donald Trump, Extortionist-in-Chief
Whiteworld #74
Nicholas Sandmann and Savannah Guthrie register
84.8 on the Whiteness Meter.
Instead of a KKK hood, the Spirit of Covington
 Catholic High School wears a MAGA hat.
Is it just a lucky accident that Covington Catholic High
School's street address is 1600 Dixie Highway, or
is it a manifestation of the will of God?
Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #198
John Bolton, Dan Scavino, Jr., and 
Sarah Huckabee Sanders
Whosit Joins Whatsit in the Mysterious World
 of Known Unknowns

Tuesday, January 22, 2019

Did you know that 26 individual billionaires have more 
wealth than the combined wealth of 3.8 billion people 
in the world?
Games Senators Play
Warm Scuzzies #850
Nicholas Sandmann
Dana Loesch Watching Ann Coulter and Mike Huckabee
Duke It Out
Lady Gaga Tells Mike Pence He Can't Beat Her Meat
"She was really bombed,
And I was really blown away,
Until I asked her what she wanted,
And this is what she had to say:
'A pearl necklace'."
Every word Rudy Giuliani utters about Trump 
is a lie, including ‘and’ and ‘the'.