Saturday, February 09, 2019

We're Not Joking Here.  Your Humor Is Not Acceptable.
Local Trumpnik has something between his ears:
As Trump would say, "Matt Whitaker is one of the
wettest guys we've seen from the standpoint of water."
Eric Porterfield Sez: “I feel like the LBGTQ
 would be the Ku Klux Klan in the modern era 
without the hoods.”
Candace Owens Sez:  "If Hitler just wanted to make
 Germany great and have things run well, okay fine."

Friday, February 08, 2019

Meatball Sub
Milk So Fresh It Almost Winks at You
Given the cozy relationship between Donald Trump
and David Pecker, this New York Post headline
could have just as easily been, 'Bezos Exposes
Trump's Pecker'.
Daddy Warbucks Tells Congress He Hasn't Talked
to Annie About the Mueller Probe

Thursday, February 07, 2019

Flirts with Nazis
The Republican Party's idea of 'diversity' is white men in 
dark suits wearing different-colored neckties.
A Word or Two About 'Presidential Harassment' From
The Most Powerful Man in the World
The Machine Trump Used to Produce What Ann Coulter 
Calls the ‘Lamest, Sappiest, Most Intentionally Tear-Jerking 
SOTU Ever’
Trump Sez:  "All children, born and unborn, 
are made in the holy image of God."
This looks like a job for a Vekibee
Solar Sonic Mole Repeller!
It should never be allowed to happen again!"

Wednesday, February 06, 2019

Donald Trump Jr. was out in the hall pimping American flag
 pins when this picture was taken.
The Day the Goldbricker in the White House Starting
Shitting Bricks
New Survey Shows Wearing Blackface a Prerequisite
 for Holding Public Office in Virginia
Friendly Persuasion
As the old saying goes, "Kick 'em when they're down. 
It's easier."
Trump Bobblehead Joins 6,500 Others in Milwaukee's
National Bobblehead Hall of Fame and Museum
Jesus Christ Goes to Washington
Yes, the Ukrainian-Russian developer's surname is
POW! Right in the Kisser!
Revenge, Resistance, and Retribution
The Clap Heard Around the World
Nancy Pelosi wore her new necklace to Trump's SOTU.
Sean Spicer Wins SOTU Drinking Game at
Trump Hotel After Party
Trump Sez:  “We would, in my opinion, be in a major war 
with North Korea over Hillary's missing emails if I hadn’t 
been elected president.”

Tuesday, February 05, 2019

First the MAGA Shredder, 
Then the Document Dump
Grandmother Making Pacifiers for
Whiny Ass Knitty-Babies
Don't Shoot Us, We're Only the Piano Players
Not just Victoria's Secret is experiencing sagging sales.
If a parent misplaced ONE child, that would
 be negligence. But to misplace thousands of 
children, that's criminal negligence.
Howard Schultz, Man of Many, Many Means
It's Great to Be Regular
Trump Sez:  "We will build a human wall if necessary."
Mike Pence Strangling an Imaginary

Monday, February 04, 2019

Gavin McInnes is the Red Green for White Nationalists.
A New Wrinkle on the Hans Christian Andersen Classic
The GOP Proudly Presents Its
'Pariah Caucus'
Aaron Lewis Sez: "I'm sorry, I don't know how to 
speak Spanish. I'm an American."
February 16, 2019
"This public service announcement is brought to you 
courtesy of the GOP, the Party of Family Values."
Defending his 'executive time', Sarah Huckabee Sanders 
says Trump has a 'different leadership style' and Newt 
Gingrich reminds us Winston Churchill took naps.
Adam Levine's Tats and Nipples Steal Super Bowl
Halftime Show
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #185
Ironing Man
Dana Perino's Melted Trump Queso
Dana Perino's Queso Is Where Cheese Goes
to Die