We're Not Joking Here.  Your Humor Is Not Acceptable.

Local Trumpnik has something between his ears:

meat.

As Trump would say, "Matt Whitaker is one of the

wettest guys we've seen from the standpoint of water."

Eric Porterfield Sez: “I feel like the LBGTQ

 would be the Ku Klux Klan in the modern era 

without the hoods.”

Candace Owens Sez:  "If Hitler just wanted to make

 Germany great and have things run well, okay fine."

Meatball Sub

Milk So Fresh It Almost Winks at You

Given the cozy relationship between Donald Trump

and David Pecker, this New York Post headline

could have just as easily been, 'Bezos Exposes

Trump's Pecker'.

Daddy Warbucks Tells Congress He Hasn't Talked

to Annie About the Mueller Probe

Flirts with Nazis

The Republican Party's idea of 'diversity' is white men in 

dark suits wearing different-colored neckties.

A Word or Two About 'Presidential Harassment' From

The Most Powerful Man in the World

The Machine Trump Used to Produce What Ann Coulter 

Calls the ‘Lamest, Sappiest, Most Intentionally Tear-Jerking 

SOTU Ever’

Trump Sez:  "All children, born and unborn, 

are made in the holy image of God."

This looks like a job for a Vekibee

Solar Sonic Mole Repeller!

Trump Sez:  "PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT! 

It should never be allowed to happen again!"

Donald Trump Jr. was out in the hall pimping American flag

 pins when this picture was taken.

The Day the Goldbricker in the White House Starting

Shitting Bricks

New Survey Shows Wearing Blackface a Prerequisite

 for Holding Public Office in Virginia

Friendly Persuasion

As the old saying goes, "Kick 'em when they're down. 

It's easier."

Trump Bobblehead Joins 6,500 Others in Milwaukee's

National Bobblehead Hall of Fame and Museum

Jesus Christ Goes to Washington

Yes, the Ukrainian-Russian developer's surname is

Fuks.

POW! Right in the Kisser!

Revenge, Resistance, and Retribution

The Clap Heard Around the World

Nancy Pelosi wore her new necklace to Trump's SOTU.

Sean Spicer Wins SOTU Drinking Game at

Trump Hotel After Party

Trump Sez:  “We would, in my opinion, be in a major war 

with North Korea over Hillary's missing emails if I hadn’t 

been elected president.”

First the MAGA Shredder, 

Then the Document Dump

Grandmother Making Pacifiers for

Whiny Ass Knitty-Babies

Don't Shoot Us, We're Only the Piano Players

Not just Victoria's Secret is experiencing sagging sales.

If a parent misplaced ONE child, that would

 be negligence. But to misplace thousands of 

children, that's criminal negligence.

Howard Schultz, Man of Many, Many Means

It's Great to Be Regular

Trump Sez:  "We will build a human wall if necessary."

Mike Pence Strangling an Imaginary

Wildebeest

Gavin McInnes is the Red Green for White Nationalists.

A New Wrinkle on the Hans Christian Andersen Classic

The GOP Proudly Presents Its

'Pariah Caucus'

Aaron Lewis Sez: "I'm sorry, I don't know how to 

speak Spanish. I'm an American."

February 16, 2019

"This public service announcement is brought to you 

courtesy of the GOP, the Party of Family Values."

Defending his 'executive time', Sarah Huckabee Sanders 

says Trump has a 'different leadership style' and Newt 

Gingrich reminds us Winston Churchill took naps.

Adam Levine's Tats and Nipples Steal Super Bowl

Halftime Show

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #185

Ironing Man

Dana Perino's Melted Trump Queso

Dana Perino's Queso Is Where Cheese Goes

to Die