Thursday, June 28, 2012

Texas Man to Stand His Ground Behind Bars for the
Next 40 Years
"Remember, Karl:  Al Capone whipped everybody, except
the IRS."

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

"'Issahole?'  Who said that?"
'Ancient Relatives of Humans Ate Wood'
Count Dracula's Mother Felled by Silver Bullet, University
of Virginia President Reinstated

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

"Deputy Estrada, there are currently 2,000,000 legal Latinos
 and 365,000 illegal Latinos residing in our state of Arizona.  
Even if you were to racially profile at will, I still believe it's 
going to be very difficult for you to separate the brown ones
from the brown ones."

At the moment, Fearguth is mid-way between home and
the Electric Forest Festival.  Posting will be skimpy this 
evening through Thursday morning, and then will be non-
existent until next Monday evening.  

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #149
Robert Stacy McCain and Brian Sutton
'Jenny McCarthy Does 7th Naked Playboy Spread'

Monday, June 25, 2012

Governor Scott Diagnosed with Stage III Halperinism
President Obama Sez:  “No American should ever live under
 a cloud of suspicion just because of what they look like, 
especially when they look like Sheriff Joe."

Count Dracula's mother is alive and well and living in
Godfather of Costello Mob Puts Contract Out on
President Obama
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #397
Eric Hovde
Our dining choices this week include Fukushima Octopus and

Tifton 85, the genetically-modified bermuda grass
which produces cyanide gas.
What?  No Tea-Paw Bridgefail for veep?  Say it ain't so,

Sunday, June 24, 2012

Warm Scuzzies #303
Helen Dragas
Donald Trump, Jr. and Eric Trump, Famous Animal Butchers, 
Granted Patent for Heretofore Unknown Leopard Steak
World's Worst Yobs #255
Michael Potemra