Saturday, January 15, 2011

The Priebus on the left owns five guns. 
The one on the right doesn't.
"Originally, I sold leprosy for a living, until I discovered
I could make a lot more money selling assault rifles."
Two-Minute Haters #14
Brett Reese
Putting two spaces after a period is driving Farhad Manjoo
crazy.  Let's start putting three spaces after a period and
see what happens.

Friday, January 14, 2011

Michael Steele Busts His Last Move
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #260
Schmuley Boteach
Rightbloggers and Other
Internet Biohazards #83
Jewish Americans for Sarah Palin
Rush Limbaugh 'Straight Shooter' Billboard Gunned
Down by Clear Channel
"Are these guys headed to the OK Corral?"
"No, they're congressmen headed to the
floor of the House of Representatives."

Thursday, January 13, 2011

World's Worst Jobs #116
Mexican Morgue Body-Stitchers
If you are looking for the optimum solution to your professional
requirements for hunting human beings, the Glock 9mm pistol,
equipped with a 33-cartridge magazine, is hard to beat.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #259
Larry Brown
Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #98
Doug Giles and Mary Margaret Giles
"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of
elderberries. Now go away or I'll taunt you for a
second time!"
Rude Rhymes #43

Toilet Mousse

Tammy Bruce
John Paul II Ticketed for Speeding Toward Sainthood

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

“If every person in the world was like Sarah Palin, there
probably wouldn’t even be need for government because no
one would be in danger of any kind. If every person were
like Sarah Palin, this world would be a peaceful, beautiful
world to live in.”
Sarah Goes Full Auto on the Media
BackTapper Backpack:  for the Drinker
with a Serious Hiking Problem
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #258
Brett Reese
"Let me get this 'blood libel' thing straight, Professor Reynolds. 
Are we accusing our enemies of accusing us of killing Christian
children in order to use their blood to make matzoh, or is it
the other way around?"

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

DNA Test Proves Representative Virginia Foxx (R-NC) Not
Comedically Related to Redd Foxx
"I don't know if it's cloudy or bright.
I only have eyes for you, dear."
"Sure, I feel crabby.  I always do."
Backpacker Misreads Topo Map, Is Late for His
 Appointment in Samarra
"Yes, I vent all the time. That's my job.
But I would never shoot anyone."
His God keeps and bears the biggest arms in the Universe. 
Such is the faith that sustains him.
China's Premier Launches WIN (Whip Inflation Now) Campaign,
Definitely Looks Like a Wen/WIN Situation
Scientists have reportedly discovered a 6,100-year-old
winemaking operation, along with the head of a
petrified wino.
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Monday, January 10, 2011

Sarah Palin Puts One and One Together, Discovers
That She Hates How Incendiary Rhetoric, Guns,
and Hunting Democrats Go Together
Judge Gives Tom DeLay Three Years in Prison;
"Should Be Enough Time to Wipe That Smile
Off His Face," Judge Says
Vitriol?  What vitriol? 
Sarah Palin Says Intersecting-Line Symbols
Are Crucifixes---Not Bullseyes, Gunsights
or Crosshairs
As we have been taught, 'guns don't kill people; people
kill people'.  That's why Jared Loughner killed six, and
wounded fourteen others, with his bare hands.
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