Wednesday, August 12, 2020

Sorry, Kellyanne, the Ugly Meter does not lie.
Warm Scuzzies #952
Ocala County Sheriff
Warm Scuzzies #951
Billy Woods

Tuesday, August 11, 2020

Gumshoe's Gumshoes
Little Known Fact #70
In Russia, nurses wear full body masks.
“Some are very nasty. Very, very nasty, 
and frankly, very dumb.”   When she
heard Trump say this,  the cat assumed
he wasn't talking about her.
Breakfast Is the Happiest Meal of the Day
If Gutzon Borglum Had Been a Trumpnik
Balthazar's Feast Crashed by Uninvited Guest

Monday, August 10, 2020

Nikki Haley Breaks Off Diplomatic Relations 
with the Popcorn Factory
Children at Play in the Shallow End
of the Gene Pool
The 13th Labor of Hercules:  Fumigating the Oval Office
After Trump's Eviction
Home Alone

Sunday, August 09, 2020

Adventures in Aestheticism #254
Hell Ain't Half Full, Trumpniks!
Join Now!
The Shirt for Trumpniks Who Can't Keep
Their Heads on Straight
6 Students, 3 Staffers Infected---So Far.  Peachy!
Not TikTok
Claudia Conway, Kellyanne Conway's Daughter,
Makes Heart-Rending Appeal for Alexandria
Ocasio-Cortez to Adopt Her
Trump Proving to Reporters on Live Television
He Can Still Walk Away from the Facts

Saturday, August 08, 2020

Maureen Dowd's 'Medusa Effect' on 
Hillary Clinton Attenuated by 
Colossal Blunder
Sturgis Super-Spreaders Dress for the Occasion
Before you can have Herd Immunity, 
you must first have Herd Stupidity.
So what if Joe Arpaio lost another election!  
At age 88, he's just getting warmed up!
When he dines at Pei Wei, Dinesh D'Souza always orders
Pad Thigh.
Like salmon swimming upstream to spawn and die.
Me: "Nice mask."
Him:  "What mask?" 
Me:  "OK, nice shape-shifting alien."
America's Sheriff™ Self-Immolates for the
Second Time
Hey, moviegoers, remember the scene when
 Trump fights the spider?
By the year 2020, it had become increasingly difficult to
distinguish Sheldon Adelson from Jabba the Hutt.

Friday, August 07, 2020

If R. Crumb goes to Hell some day,
this is how Satan and his
angels will be dressed.
The melting point of owls is not widely known.
Thanks to Trump, Americans now know what it's like 
to live in a leper colony.
New Magazine for the
21st-Century Christian
Larry Kudlow Sez:  “I kind of resent your little nitpicking."
If a Trumpnik Were a Truck
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #127
Tom Eckerle
Warm Scuzzies #950
Will Dismukes

Thursday, August 06, 2020

As Jesus might have said, had he lived in Georgia, 
"Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall get 
you suspended."
Royal Tru-Orange
Trump says we are 'shifting production to Thighland'.
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #207
Masked Avenger
A disappointed conservative is like an
empty box of Clorox Wipes.
Jerry Falwell, Jr. Unzipped
And those who aren't drinking hand sanitizer are
drinking Trump's Kool-Aid.
At least 155,000 people have died from coronavirus in 
the U.S.  At least 4,798,000 cases have been reported.
[Data as of August 6 at 10:15 a.m.]
I Know How the Jug Bird Feeds
Generally speaking, people agree Brenden Dilley
looks better in a mask.

Wednesday, August 05, 2020

COVID-19 Games for Shut-Ins
Trumpnik Badge of Honor