Saturday, May 30, 2020

How do you spell F-U-B-A-R?
Panic in the Streets?  Time to Deploy the 
United States Spam Force!

Trump warns that if White House protesters
get "too frisky or out of line," they will be 
repulsed by ”the most vicious dogs and most
 ominous weapons.”
"Mommy, why is Governor Abbott playing with his big gun?"
"He says he's going on a COVID-19 Safari."

Friday, May 29, 2020

  What Protest?  What Epidemic?
Josh told his pet Capybara to draw Kayleigh McEnany's
 picture.  Pretty true to life, wouldn't you say?
Warm Scuzzies #927
Hal Marx
And with every Trump tweet, Twitter gets even fuller of shit.

Thursday, May 28, 2020

This is probably the best argument for voting by
mail we've heard so far.
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #164
Mark Kevin Lloyd
Trump's Latest Executive Order
Grandson of Charles Atlas
Trump makes a death threat aimed at all Democrats.
That's tens of millions of Americans.  They just 
arrested a guy in Montana for making a
death threat against one person.  Is Trump
exempt from the same law?
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #163
Jim Daniels
Uncle Sam Needs Your Help

Wednesday, May 27, 2020

If She Would Only Wear a Mask
"When we all transition to greatness
What a day of rejoicing that will be
When we all see Jesus
We'll sing and shout the victory."
Mourning in America
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #162
Terry Bush
A: "What's that?"
B: "It's the GOPer Bowl, site of this year's
 Republican National Convention."
A: "Really?"
B: "Yeah, all the Trumpniks are gonna strip naked,
jump in, and roll around on each other."
Fearguth's Hall of  Wackos #818
Laura Loomer
Kills Bugs Dead Better Than Raid®
As you might guess, Derek Chauvin, the cop who killed
George Floyd, is a Trumpnik.
In this episode, Matchstick Man accuses Twitter
of interfering in the 2020 election.

Have you seen Joe Biden's new mask?

Tuesday, May 26, 2020

Panic Button Being Installed in All
Trump Administration Offices
World's Worst Yobs #425
Dominic Cummings
Some people look better with a mask, 
like Zorro and Joe Biden.
Nostalgic moviegoers can't wait until Trump 
gets to fight the spider.
"I haven't completely destroyed America yet.  
Re-elect me so I can finish the job."
You may have heard a rumor to the effect that
 America is experiencing a banana condom
 shortage.  Please be advised that at the present
 time,  this rumor is not true.
"Mouthpush the Digit Loop, Flunky!"
What the Hell Are You Talking About?

Monday, May 25, 2020

Kevin McCarthy says that "hateful rhetoric has no place 
within the Republican Party."  HAR! HAR! HAR!
Señor McCarthy make beeg joke!
Send in the Crocoducks!
Trump Cutting Ties with Reality
TrumBozo Announces Plan to Move Republican
National Convention from North Carolina to the 
Invaders from Planet Putt-Putt Miniature Golf 
Course in Palm Beach
The Wizard of Ooga Booga
Warm Scuzzies #926
South Bay Pentecostal Church
World's Worst Yoobs #214
Janet McGeachin

Sunday, May 24, 2020

World's Worst Yobs #424
John Stahl
World's Worst Yobs #423
Nick Fuentes
Triple Bogeyman
Death is patient.  It will wait.
100,000 Dead Americans Get Their Fifteen Minutes
of Fame on the Front Page of The New York Times
Trump Holding Himself Hostage

Saturday, May 23, 2020

Nero fiddled while Rome burned but Trump has a 
tin ear so he plays golf.
On his 265th visit to one of his golf courses, Trump took
time out to wave at the almost 100,000 Americans 
who have died from the COVID-19 epidemic.
Now all Trump needs is a matching truncheon.
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