Those who want Newt Gingrich to be Trump's Vice President 

are so old they are still in black and white.

Boy Gowdy, What a Twerp!

Donald Trump's idea of charity is buying a Tim Tebow

helmet for $12,000 and paying for it with other people's

money.

"Now the 'Donor Class' can call itself the 'Briber Class'

and be proud!"

"Any pure breeds left?" Katrina Pierson asks.

"Nope, nobody here but us mutts," the

human race answers.

Fearguth and his Lady are heading today toward

Red Rocks and Umphrey's McGee.  Afterwards,

we will cool our jets in Crested Butte.  Posting

will be light and irregular over the next 10 days.

Iraqis Celebrate 'Open Carry Day' in Beautiful

Downtown Fallujah

Bill Keebler, Head of Patriots Defense Force, Described by 

Friend as 'Good, Friendly Pipe Bomber'

For Ross Douthat, unfortunately,

the sexual revolution started 

without him.

"When Mom said she obeyed God's command to 'Be

fruitful and multiply', she wasn't kidding."

While Tony Kennedy was giving Hell to the Right-to-Lifers,

Tony Scalia was giving Hell to the Elk's Club.

"I'm Steve Miller, the Trumpnik with a 'strong,

luminous forehead', not the Steve Miller who wrote

'Fly Like an Eagle'."

North Korea Launches Its Most Powerful

Robber Fly Yet

Be a Gundamentalist,

Get Away with Murder!

Home Is Where My Freedom Is

Freedom Is Where My Home Is

Mud Pie Demand for the Republican

National Convention Said to Be Running

Far Ahead of Supply

The Small, Insecure Money-Grubber's Worst

Nightmare

"Who wants to speak at the Republican National Convention? 

Not many, apparently, so how about me?"

"The only thing I like better than Donald Trump is a 

basket of fried chicken gizzards!"

"Like Donald Trump, I'm a talking yam,

but I'm not vulgar like he is."

Chair Accepts Invitation to Talk to Clint Eastwood at

Republican National Convention

"I'm fully qualified to double-talk, dissimulate, and obfuscate 

when asked if Trump is qualified to be President."

To celebrate her husband's birthday, Christy Sheats

used one of her 10 guns to murder her two daughters,

before the police shot and killed her.

George Will Rejects Results of Paternity Test,

Denies Donald Trump Is His Ideological Offspring

Adventures in Lexicology #19

Sexit (/seksɪt/), n. Andropause or the Male Climacteric.

[Brexit and Texit are sure signs of Sexit.]

Sexit

James Dobson Sez:  “I don’t know when it was, 

but it has not been long. I believe he really made

 a commitment, but he’s a baby Christian.”