Saturday, July 02, 2016

Those who want Newt Gingrich to be Trump's Vice President 
are so old they are still in black and white.
Boy Gowdy, What a Twerp!

Friday, July 01, 2016

Donald Trump's idea of charity is buying a Tim Tebow
helmet for $12,000 and paying for it with other people's

Thursday, June 30, 2016

"Now the 'Donor Class' can call itself the 'Briber Class'
and be proud!"
"Any pure breeds left?" Katrina Pierson asks.
"Nope, nobody here but us mutts," the
human race answers.

Wednesday, June 29, 2016

Fearguth and his Lady are heading today toward
Red Rocks and Umphrey's McGee.  Afterwards,
we will cool our jets in Crested Butte.  Posting
will be light and irregular over the next 10 days.

Tuesday, June 28, 2016

Iraqis Celebrate 'Open Carry Day' in Beautiful
Downtown Fallujah
Bill Keebler, Head of Patriots Defense Force, Described by 
Friend as 'Good, Friendly Pipe Bomber'

Monday, June 27, 2016

For Ross Douthat, unfortunately,
the sexual revolution started 
without him.
"When Mom said she obeyed God's command to 'Be
fruitful and multiply', she wasn't kidding."
While Tony Kennedy was giving Hell to the Right-to-Lifers,
Tony Scalia was giving Hell to the Elk's Club.
"I'm Steve Miller, the Trumpnik with a 'strong,
luminous forehead', not the Steve Miller who wrote
'Fly Like an Eagle'."
North Korea Launches Its Most Powerful
Robber Fly Yet
Be a Gundamentalist,
Get Away with Murder!
Home Is Where My Freedom Is
Freedom Is Where My Home Is
Mud Pie Demand for the Republican
National Convention Said to Be Running
Far Ahead of Supply
The Small, Insecure Money-Grubber's Worst
"Who wants to speak at the Republican National Convention? 
Not many, apparently, so how about me?"
"The only thing I like better than Donald Trump is a 
basket of fried chicken gizzards!"
"Like Donald Trump, I'm a talking yam,
but I'm not vulgar like he is."
Chair Accepts Invitation to Talk to Clint Eastwood at
Republican National Convention
"I'm fully qualified to double-talk, dissimulate, and obfuscate 
when asked if Trump is qualified to be President."
To celebrate her husband's birthday, Christy Sheats
used one of her 10 guns to murder her two daughters,
before the police shot and killed her.

Sunday, June 26, 2016

George Will Rejects Results of Paternity Test,
Denies Donald Trump Is His Ideological Offspring
Adventures in Lexicology #19
Sexit (/seksɪt/), n. Andropause or the Male Climacteric.
[Brexit and Texit are sure signs of Sexit.]
James Dobson Sez:  “I don’t know when it was, 
but it has not been long. I believe he really made
 a commitment, but he’s a baby Christian.”