The God Who Sarah Huckabee Sanders Says Wanted

Trump to Be President

Remembering Quint

Warm Scuzzies # 853

David Whitley

Building a wall to keep out fentanyl is about as

effectual as the Duck and Cover Drill was in

the 1950s.

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #121

Brian Hagedorn

Fox Nation's Diamond and Silk Say 'Hells to the

No' About Eating Zoo Animals

The best part of a lovers' quarrel is when

you kiss and make up.

Polar Vortex Creates Self-Eating Pasta Bowl

Adventures in Aestheticism #137

Warm Scuzzies #852

Gary Steele

"But look ye, Starbuck, what is said in heat,

That thing unsays itself."

Giuliani Needs What He's Afraid

to Ask For

"Just to be clear, you wanna see this thing through, 

I'm gonna have to get ... dirty."

What the Monkeypod Tree Thinks About All Day

Got that?  No?  Well, 

Noah Rothman is still a 

minor-league bullshitter.

Give him time.

Shed a Tear, Kim, Shed a Tear!

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #146

Lee Zeldin

Matt 'Mr. Freeze' Bevin Sez:  "Closing

schools because of the polar vortex means

we're getting soft."

Oxymorons for Our Time #199

Self-Made Billionaire

Warm Scuzzies #851

John B. 'Jack' O'Reilly

'Ann Coulter' Added to Roget's Thesaurus as

12th Synonym for 'Chump'

Grumpy, the Third Dwarf

"Before I built a wall I'd ask to know

What I was walling in or walling out,

And to whom I was like to give offence.

Something there is that doesn't love a wall,

That wants it down."  --- Robert Frost

Automobile in Cuba Fails to Provide Safe Haven

 During Sharknado

America has 540 billionaires.  Howard Schultz promises to

leave none of them behind.

Remember the three-breasted Martian in Total Recall?

  There are three boobs in this picture, too.

Kevin Williamson Sez:  "There was never any real definition

 of a 'kulak'. Basically, if you had one cow and your neighbor

 had two, he was a kulak."

Now we know where Donald Trump got that absurd

 idea about women being duct taped in cars on the 

U. S.-Mexico border:  he's living in a Hollywood 

movie released last June.

If Ann Coulter Were a King Cobra and

Newt Gingrich Were a Reticulated Python

Trumpniks of All Countries, Unite!

Trump Sez (Pointing to Mitch McConnell):  

“This guy’s mean as a snake!”

[Trump always gets his reptiles confused.]

Would you buy a used Venti from this man?

How to Draw in Three Easy Steps

Newt Gingrich and Ann Coulter Face Off

Over the Political Remains of Donald Trump

Despite turning noticeably browner since his indictment,

Roger Stone vociferously denies he's a flight risk to Mexico.

Roger Stone Flies in From Nixonland,

Says His Arms Are 'Really Tired'

George Orwell said, “At 50, everyone has the face he

 deserves.”  He might add, "At 66, no one, except

Roger Stone, deserves his face."

Not since The Honeymooners have we seen so

much imaginary domestic violence.

Trump Survives White House Big Mac Attack

"I am bound for the promised land;

Oh who will come and go with me?"

"I'm tellin' ya, Mugsy, Pelosi

 never laid a glove on me!"

Mick is a derogatory term for a person of Trumpnik descent

 into madness.