Saturday, July 22, 2017

Anthony Scaramucci Celebrates 'Made Man in America
Week' by Deleting Old Tweets That Dissed the Don
Chief of Staff Happy to Keep His Job
Wayne LaPierre Monument to Be Made
 from 100% Recycled Petroleum Jelly
Caesar Hemorrhoidus Maximus
"Yikes! Mr. Krabs has unleashed another Twitter storm! 
Run away, run away!"
'Russia's foreign minister jokes there may have been more 
meetings between Trump and Putin'
All Crime Families Need a Mouthpiece
The Russian flag is also red, white, and blue.
Waiting for Apoplexy

Friday, July 21, 2017

It's now official: the Spiceratops has become extinct.
One (1) Motorized Podium
Low Mileage and Street Legal
Fearguth's Law
For every Scary Moochee, there is an equal 
and opposite Scary Moocher.
Now that Sean Spicer is gone, guess who gets
to wear the Easter Bunny suit!
In 2015, at age 51, Anthony Scaramucci said Trump was a
 hack, anti-American politician. Now, at 53, he loves Trump. 
 "Evolution has been very, very good to me," he says.
Anthony Scaramucci Sez:  "If you're going to eat an
 elephant, you have to eat it one bite at a time."
"Whose turn is it to walk the dog?"
Anthony 'Mooch' Scaramucci Doing His 
Popular Scaramouche Impression
Mooch Displays His Cred
Unlike the President of France, Jeff Sessions didn't like
 to hold Trump's hand.
"Would someone please bring me a bucket?"
"Is Daryl Metcalfe (R-PA) an 'ignorant, racist, bigot'?"
"Would you please stop asking obvious questions?"
Straight Outta Chaucer

Thursday, July 20, 2017

Man Trips While Hiking, 
Makes Big Find in the Process
"Ice dripping, cold sweat
Ice, Ice dripping, cold sweat
Ice dripping, cold sweat
Ice, Ice dripping, cold sweat."
And we thought The Russians Are Coming,
The Russians Are Coming was only a movie.
Trump Orders Bigger Bus to Throw Loyal 
Trumpniks Under
Republicans Rally Around Sessions
In Protocol Breach, Commoner Touches Queen's Funny Bone
Was the portrait of Andrew Jackson hanging in the Oval
Office trying to tell Trump something?
The alpacas were fascinated by the way Trump dissed 
Attorney-General Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #692
Grant Stinchfield

Wednesday, July 19, 2017

Comrade Dana Putinbacker
When he testifies next week, Jared Kushner will be using a 
Roland VT-3 Vocoder to make his testimony sound more like 
it's coming from a grown man, instead of a prepubescent boy.
Donald Trump, Exponent of Smorgasbordianism
"Let Obamacare fail! I'm not going to own it! 
Trump Family Down in the Dumps After Learning 22 Million 
Americans Won't Lose Their Health Insurance
New Insight Into an Old Subject
Case Closed!
The Extremely Rare Black-Spotted Caterpillar
"But I don't want to go to Chuck E. Cheese's!"
Not only were Mary and Joseph unable to immigrate to Mexico, 
but also they were about to be crushed by 60-pound bags of 
airborne heroin.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #691
Mark Meadows
"All that happened in our secret meeting was President Putin 
gifted me this amazing Angry Gollum Gold Breastplate."

Tuesday, July 18, 2017

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #690
Diana Orrock
Baghdad Bob acknowledges that Donald Trump is a
more cockamamie Information Minister than he ever
Photo-Op with Felix the Fire Engine and 
Two Very Important Persons
Most people don't know Donald Trump is an
author of children's books.
¡Three Amigos!
Newt Gingrich says it's time for the Republicans to 'perform'. 
If that's the case, this woman is going to need a bigger bag.
Is it not clear the GOP neither wants to govern nor
 is capable of governing? It can function only as a
Spirit of Negation.