Saturday, June 03, 2017

Although he doesn't know it, the distance between Trump's
index finger and thumb is One Potrzebie.
The distance between Trump's Disapproval Rating (54.2%) and 
his Approval Rating (39.9%) is called the Degeneration Gap.
Donald Duck Sez: "Aw, I know who you're 
thinking about!"
Ted Nugent Sez:  "Don't compare me to Kathy Griffin!"
Elon Musk Marvels at Trump's Bagpiping Technique
Crazy Woman in Blue Dress at Trump Rally 
Identified as Pittsburgh Hilton, Not Paris
Tiger Woods Avoids Media Detection with
Clever Disguise
Trump's Official White House Portrait Being Installed
Conspiracies, Conspiracies Everwhere!

Friday, June 02, 2017

2017, the Year the T-Virus Infected the White House
Seconds Before Ezra Levant Deepthroated the Mic
World's Worst Yobs #383
Ezra Levant
World's Worst Yoobs #185
Faith Goldy
Whiteworld #49
The Other White Meat
'Michael Cohen, Trump’s Pit Bull, Is Back in Spotlight'
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #687
Tim Walberg
"Twice upon a time in the valley of tears
The auctioneer is bidding for a box of fading years
And Margaret Court is dancing on the graves 
of squealing mice.
Anyone for tennis, wouldn't that be nice?"
Between Love and Madness Lies COVFĒFĒ
We're All Polar Bears Now

Thursday, June 01, 2017

Mr. Met Traded to CNN for Kathy Griffin
Trump Withdraws from Paris Accord, 
Blames Erectile Dysfunction
"When you hear Rick Santorum say the Son is not reliable, 
do not believe him."
"What? You've never seen The Importance of Being 
Ernest G. Bilko?"
FBI Targeting Nigel Farage in Investigation into Ties Between 
WikiLeaks, Trump, Russia, and Echolalia
"If you're not Gary Johnson, then who the hell am I?"
Ivanka Trump's Latest Marketing Gambit
Jefferson Beauregardovich Sessionovski
Sean Spicer Sez: “The President and a small group of people, 
including Vladimir Putin and Groucho Marx, know exactly
 what the Secret Word means.”

Wednesday, May 31, 2017

CNN Boots Kathy Griffin After Grisly Impersonation 
of Kellyanne Conway
World's Worst Jobs #142
Trump White House Communications Director
A Riddle, Wrapped in a Mystery, Inside an Enigma
Trump ‘Gaining Weight’, ‘Emotionally Withdrawing’, 
and 'Coining New Words' as Russia Probe Inundates 
White House
New All-Purpose Excuse
"Talking to world leaders on my private cellphone is
frontchannel communication, and Jared didn't have
to set it up."
One of These NATO Leaders Is Not Like the Others
Spicer Briefing Called 'Middle Finger to Press'
A New Hat for Trump's America
"I know words. I have the best words."

Tuesday, May 30, 2017

We now know who is behind the Deep State conspiracy
against Trump.
How Michael Cohen Reacts When You Say Something 
That Is 'Poorly Phrased'
Jared the Gardener
It's All in the Way You Hold Your Mouth
James Buchal Sez:  "People think I'm crazy, but you
can tell from just looking at me, that's not true."
Satan's Still At It
"Not Tigger's mugshot, fool!
Tiger's mugshot!"
"After that unpleasantness with the Trump family, Holy
Father, it's good to see a big smile back on your face."
"Mr. Prime Minister, you can take your Joy Buzzer and
go straight to Hades!"
Kim Jong-Un Reacts to a Demonstration of His Precision
Control Shaving System
Pillow Talk
Flag Desecration #102