Saturday, October 02, 2021

COVID-19 has already 'arrested' 43,700,000
Americans and 'interred' 700,000.  Civil
disobedience may work on humans, but not 
on viruses.

Lin Wood says the planes that hit the World Trade Center on
 9/11 were computer-generated images and a missile, not a
 plane, hit the Pentagon as part of a plot to destroy financial
 records of missing trillions.

About Nine Clams for a Six-Pack.  Cheap!


Would to God more Americans were Death Hesitant!

The Silent Moral Majority Gets Woke

Stephen King's Caturday

Shoo, Trumpfly, Don't Bother Me

Warm Scuzzies #1,081
Ryan Faircloth

'Ooh, see that girl
Watch that scene
Digging the Kraken Queen!'

The spectacle of Joe Manchin, a West Virginia 
Mountaineer, holding a press conference on the
deck of his yacht, is so ironic it almost gives one
an ice cream headache.

Friday, October 01, 2021

Stairway to Whatever

Three-and-a-half-trillion dollars worth of Marxism
is, without a doubt, a lot of Marxism.

‘Squidward Game’ Is the Most Disturbing 
Show I’ve Ever Seen

At 91, Pat Robertson's power to pray away
hurricanes is waning.

Secret Admirer

Samuel Alito Sez:  "This portrayal feeds unprecedented
 efforts to intimidate the Court."

SHOCK POLL: Majority of Trumpniks Now in Favor 
of Seceding from the Human Race

Ac-Cent-Tchu-Ate the Positive!

Thinning the Herd:  the Arch Tyrant Plan to 
Depopulate 90% of the Earth

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #222
Full Throttle: the Joe Manchin Story

Mike Lindell IS The Lone Deranger

Thursday, September 30, 2021

When you golf, it's OK to be a Little Goofy.

Next Up from Elon Musk:  Self-Driving Golf Balls

When he played Wolfenstein 3D, Kaleb Cole always rooted
for the Nazis.

Pastafarian Understands Why Congress Gave Israel
$1 Billion for an Iron Dome

Trumpniks Claim Keebler Elf Is Trying to Implant Them
with Chocolate Chips

Pudgy White Guys with Crazy Hair

Kyrsten's Transformation

Kyrsten Sinema and Joe Manchin, 
the Maleficent and Dark Helmet of
the Democratic Party

Wednesday, September 29, 2021

Let's Play Mad Doctor!

Try to imagine something more revolting than being 
sexually harassed by Corey Lewandowski.

Furious Pelosi Threatens to Grab Manchin by the Balls

Coolidge Too Silent to Say 'Cal'

The Anti-Vaxxers you will have always, even until 
the end of the world.

Cuffy Sez:  "Every time I try to put on
my mask, this happens.  Damn!"

"I refuse to be quiet anymore!"

As we always suspected, all members of the Trump 
Administration were 'like bottles of milk with 
expiration dates'.

Tuesday, September 28, 2021

Warm Scuzzies # 1,080
Vincent Paterno

Hyper-Masculine, Square-Jawed Beefcake Ben

Stephanie Grisham Sez:  “I knew that sooner or later the 
President would want me to tell the public something that 
was not true or that would make me sound like a lunatic.”

Sneaky Kaiju

Supersize Your Order for 99¢ More!

The Last Man on Earth Who Hasn't Been Dissed 
by Donald Trump

Emmanuel Macron Gets Egged Once Again

Monday, September 27, 2021

Sean Spicer Very Concerned About 2020 Election Conspiracy 
Theories and the January 6 Insurrection

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #919
Sonny Borelli

I Prayed My Back Pain Away with This Kneeling Desk Chair

Has he tried Hydroxychloroquine yet?

"A Pew Research Center poll has found that 86% of 
Democratic voters had received at least one shot, 
compared with 60% of Republican voters."