Saturday, May 29, 2021

Have you been wondering why Republicans want
to ban Critical Racer Theory in schools?

Dan Crenshaw and Tom Cotton Launch Whistleblower
Website Where You Can Submit Your Stories About
Woke Island

Underwater Marauder Surfaces

Warm Scuzzies #1,046
Gigi Gaskins

Straight Outta Naziville

Look, Up in the Sky!

Holy Oleo, Hatman!

Of the making of Bunnyhenge creation stories there is no end.

America's Ultimate Home and Beauty Tool

America's Come-to-QAnon Moment

Trump's Little Creepy-Crawly

Friday, May 28, 2021

What happens when you nuke a zombie?

Get Your Freak On, America!

After Pushback HarperCollins Will Not Produce 
‘God Bless the USA! USA! USA!’ Bible

Day One:   Mask Mandate
Day Two:   Mask Mandate Banned
Day Three: Mask Mandate Ban Repealed
Day Four:  Stay Tuned

"Honey, now that Cerberus is housebroken, do you 
think it's OK to let him back in?"

Cat Photobombs Fido Friday

Who knew, before the COVID-19 epidemic idled millions,
that vibrator repair would be such a lucrative business?

Forget about Twitter Groupthink.  The real threat to
America today is Peanut Butter & Pickle Sandwich

"You'll look sweet
Upon the seat
Of a bicycle built for two."

"Yes, officer I shot him, but I shot him in good faith."

A Trumpnik likes to make stuff up in two ways:
firstly in his normal voice and then in a kind of
silly high-pitched whine.

What?  Only 53% of Republicans believe 
Trump is the 'true' President?

Clay Travis Sez:  “We will be the voice for many who 
feel scared to say what they think for fear of the 
censorious online mob.” [Woot!]

Life with Father

Thursday, May 27, 2021

Lab-Leak Theory or Wet Pants Denim?
You make the call.

As Nathanael might have asked, "Can any good thing 
come out of West Virginia?"

Mitch McSnapper Says He's Focused ‘100 Percent’ 
on Blocking Biden

Wednesday, May 26, 2021

Marjorie Taylor Greene, 
the Face of Today's GOP

DOJ Still Trying to Block Release of Colonel Sanders'
Recipe of 11 Secret Herbs and Spices

Warm Scuzzies #1,045
Priscilla Giddings

Apparently, it was also God's plan for Mark Samsel
to be arrested and thrown in jail.

‘Cloud of Nerves’ Hovers Over Trump Land

Kibongo had always socially distanced himself
from lawyers.

At Home with Hieronymus Bosch Reenactors During
the COVID-19 Pandemic

Nothing Scares a Hazmat Technician

He says he didn't lose any sleep last night worrying
if wokeness is kryptonite for Democrats.

"What's wrong with him?"
"He heard someone say 'overreach'
one time too many."

Tuesday, May 25, 2021

Zombie Newt Gingrich Unearths 1994 
Edition of the Contract with America,

Beasts, Breasts, and Blood:  Sounds Like a 
Joe Bob Briggs Kind of Movie

It's useful to revise history every now and then.

It's National Wine Day!

Donald Trump Jr. Sez:  "The President rides a stationary bike. 
Oh, that's wonderful!"

[Woman wearing what looks like a Trump jock strap
has been identified as Marjorie Taylor Greene.]

"What's that?"
"Mac Jr., Big Mac, and Grand Mac Waiting for Godot."
"That's absurd!"

Trump Hate-Watching 'Crazy Joe Scarborough 
and His Blood-Curdling Psycho Wife'

Monday, May 24, 2021

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #889
James Altman

Has Trump tried mental telepathy?

Get Away from It All at Meme House

It is not true that Gilbert Gottfried got fired as the
voice of the Aflac banana.