Saturday, June 30, 2018

"Bring Me a Bucket!"
Dank Memes #8
"Hold my beard!"
Prince Charles Receiving Didgeridoo Transfusion
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #737
Priscilla Giddings
Whiteworld #63
"Whaddya mean I'm still not white enough?"

Friday, June 29, 2018

Lavrov Is for Lovers
Louie Gohmert Experiencing the 'Rosenstein Effect'
Adventures in Aestheticism #59
Harry Truman for the Win!
Should we salute, sing the National
Anthem, or recite the Pledge of
Rhetoric Has Consequences
"And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin émigré."
“One of my proudest moments was when I looked at 
Barack Obama in the eye and I said, ‘Mr. President, 
you will not fill this Supreme Court vacancy.'"

Thursday, June 28, 2018

Mom and Pop Pence
"I was just trolling," said the accessory before the fact.
State-Run Media Channel Russia 24 Scoops 
State-Run Media Channel Fox News
Jim Jordan Experiencing the 'Rosenstein Effect'
Putin-Trump Duumvirate Agree on 'Let's Make a Deal' 
Format for Helsinki Summit
Adventures in Aestheticism #58
For cosmic entities like Cthulhu, times are tough.
Got Carrion?
Five Creeps in Indiana

Wednesday, June 27, 2018

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #137
Judy Talley Maxie
Appointment of Bill Shine Completes Merger of Fox News
 and the White House; New Entity to Be Called
'Pussy-Grabbers Я Us'
"Funnier than The Joker, More Hilarious Than a 
Flat Air Mattress," Critics Say
Uh-oh, Reverse-Denuclearization! Time for another 
Donald Trump/Kim Jong-un photo op!
Elmer Fudd's Evil Twin
Elfenstein Whips Up Another Batch of Southern Crackers

Tuesday, June 26, 2018

Tortoises are the most abandoned pet in the United States.
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #136
Karen Peconi
 "Can you believe people are smuggling my line of 
thigh-high boots into Canada?"
Adventures in Aestheticism #57
Let Kirstjen Nielsen, Steve Miller, and Sarah Huckabee
 Sanders eat in the White House mess hall. Scott Pruitt
 eats there all the time. And for the Mexican food lover, 
the mess serves Beer-Braised Brisket Tacos. Olé!
Trump says Maxine Waters is "an extraordinarily
 low IQ person." Did Trump say this because 
Maxine is an African-American, a woman, a 
Democrat, or because he's a Snerdface?
The Grading of Sister Sarah
Adventures in Aestheticism #57

Monday, June 25, 2018

Le Coq d'Or Berates Red Hen
Especially Oklahoma!
America First!
The only gang scarier than MS-13 is POTUS-45.
Did you think you would ever live to see the day 
when a President of the United States would attack 
a small restaurant in Virginia for having 'filthy
 canopies, doors, and windows'?
Trump's UTIA (Unsolicited Thumb in the Anus)
Campaign Accelerates
Adventures in Aestheticism #56

Sunday, June 24, 2018

Trump Rejects Jesus for His Space Force, 
Says His Hair Is So Long You Can't Tell If 
He's a Man or a Woman
Adventures in Aestheticism #55
"Sarah Huckabee Sanders became a moral pariah 
the old fashioned way . . . she EARNED it."
Adventures in Aestheticism #54
'Zero Tolerance' is a succinct definition of Bigotry.  
You can look it up.
"The questions I ask these suspects are merely to get a 
natural tone of voice so do not pay too much attention 
to their answers as they often lie."
Authoritarianism Defined