Saturday, December 05, 2020

The way to a Trumpnik's brain may be 
through his genitalia.

Dave Daubenmire Sez:  “If Bill Barr said there was no 
widespread voter fraud, thank God, Lord, you’re exposing
 him.  I know it’s the deep state. I know Barr could be
 involved with it. I know the FBI is corrupt. I know the 
CIA is corrupt. I know the media is corrupt.  I understand. 
I see the whole picture.”

The Street Where David Perdue Really Lives

Affix a lump of flesh to a torso and, voila! 
you have David Shafer, head of the 
Georgia GOP.

Friday, December 04, 2020

Warm Scuzzies #990
Anthony Sabatini

'Stupid and Worthless'?  That must be Matt Gaetz.

It's National Cookie Day!

Stone claims to have 'absolute incontrovertible evidence'
of North Korea's export of ballots to the U. S.
Apparently, Kim Jong-un's love affair with
Trump is kaput.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #847
Mellissa Carone

Peter King is nearing the end of his 14th
(and final) term in the House of 
Representatives.  He will be missed,
in a good sort of way.

Dan Crenshaw Sez:   "Lin Wood is a Democrat that wants 
Republicans to self-destruct. Just because he wears a MAGA 
hat does not mean he shares a single value with you. He just 
wants your donations for his legal fees. He's a grifter."

Thursday, December 03, 2020

Trump is considering giving 'Get Out of Jail Free Cards' 
to as many as 20 associates before leaving office.

Pippy the Zenhead

Zombies Eat Brains
Trumpniks Are Safe

Is Lou Dobbs on fire, or is it just his pants?

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE!

It's 1957 All Over Again!

It Happened One Day at
Electoral Supercuts

Wednesday, December 02, 2020

Buy One, Get One Free!

This is not the way to convince a skeptical cat 
that Santa Claus really exists.

In 2024, Trump will be only 78, transitioning
from his First Childhood to his Second

Monkey See
Monkey Do
Monkey Poo

Mr. Goggles is wondering if the COVID-19
vaccine will arrive in time for his next
group grope.

If you're a monkey, 'going bananas' is heaven.

When Mona Lisa Heard Mike Flynn 
Endorse a Military Coup

Warm Scuzzies #989
Tim Curry

Tuesday, December 01, 2020

Now a Major Motion Picture!

The only thing scarier than a full-page ad in the Washington 
Timesthe Moonie newspaper, is a Perfect Smile infomercial.

"Our country is headed to civil war," says Wood.  
"Communist China is leading the nefarious
effort to take away our freedom," he adds.

I Felt the Earth Move Under My Feet

"O Christmas tree, o Christmas tree
How lovely are thy branches."

Depending on your point of view, this is either
Bad Santa or Good Santa.

This man had three strikes against him before he
suggested Chris Krebs should be "taken out at dawn
and shot."  First, he's a lawyer.  Second, he's a Trumpnik.  
Third, he's Joe diGenova.

Monday, November 30, 2020

Edison County is Michigan's #1 exporter
of Covfefe.

Yes, 80,232,576 Americans have voted
to 'overthrow' the Trump presidency.
Rage on, Mr. Dobbs!

Sadly, 267,000 Americans who have died from COVID-19
won't be able to share in celebrating Atlas's exodus from
the Trump Administration.

When Snowmen Become Peckish

F. Scott Fitzgerald famously wrote, "There are no
second acts in American lives."  But he never 
met Orange Julius Caesar.

Meanwhile, an Oregon mink farm has reported a
COVID-19 outbreak.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #846
Michael Burkes

Americans Tired of Being Sensible

The Rhino Whisperer



Sunday, November 29, 2020

We Will Exterminate You

There's nothing quite so superfluous as
leftover turkey.

It's Hard to Get Into the Supreme Court

As W. C. Fields said, "Never give a sucker
an even break."

Amazing Colossal Man Knows What It's Like to
Feel Trump's Pain

GOPer's Wet Dream