Saturday, October 29, 2011

Keller's Riverside Store
Nine Miles South of Mason, Texas 
Certified 100% Muslim and
Liberal Free
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #342
Crockett Keller
“Your momma’s pudgy; face it.”
"How exactly does one manage to let someone steal the
presidential teleprompter?"
"13 US Troops Killed in Kabul." 
For what?
"Other than voter suppression, home foreclosure,
IRS tax warrant, suit for unpaid bills, and two
DUI's, what other qualifications do you have,
Mr. Block, to be chief of staff for Herman
Cain's presidential campaign?"

Friday, October 28, 2011

Hells Angels are thought to become less inhibited after
drinking a trenta-size cup of Pumpkin Spice Latte at
What's it like to be one of the 58% of Americans who
don't know Mitt Romney is a Mormon?
"Mama Grizzly, I recommend that you massage some La
 Mer Moisturizing Lotion into your paws every day to
relieve dryness, retexturize the skin and restore circulation."
Have you ever been afflicted by what Paul Ryan
calls the 'Fatal Conceit of Liberalism'?

Thursday, October 27, 2011

Top 1% = 3 Million People
Next 9% = 27 Million People
Bottom 90% = 278 Million People
World's Worst Yobs #228
H. W. Crocker III
Terry Jones to Launch Presidential Campaign with
Big Koran Bonfire and Barbecue
Ex-Staffers Say Herman Cain Running for Sophomore
Class President, Not President of the United States

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Warm Scuzzies #231
Oakland Police Department
Kevin Ring Sentenced to 20 Months in Prison, Will Miss
Jack Abramoff's Book-Signing Party at Tucker Carlson's
Young Chucky

Old Chucky
The God of the Lord's Resistance Army was cruel,
but also rich, fat, and ugly.
"For the living know that they shall die: but the dead know
not any thing, neither have they any more a reward; for
the memory of them is forgotten."
"Hey, that's the guy who stole my teeth!"
"Nice hat!  Tinfoil?"
Can This Born-Again GOP Candidate Be Born-Again Again?

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

To see a grown man cry, accuse Darren Huff of being a
'potential domestic terrorist', and watch what happens.
"OK, so my name isn't really 'Marco Rubio' and my
parents aren't from Cuba.  Don't you journalists have
anything better to do than nitpick, nitpick, nitpick!"
Steve Forbes Explaining to Rick Perry the Difference
Between a Flat Tax, a Round Tax, and a Square Tax
Backslappers with Dirty Faces #3
Mark Block
They sat on the sidelines and watched the War on Christmas.
Now they're sitting on the sidelines and watching the War
on Halloween.  Are Gretchen Carlson and Brian Kilmeade
passivists, pacifists, or what?
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #341
Dorothy Hukill
Pat Buchanan Obsessing Over Suicide of a Superpower
Glenn Beck Amid His Chalk-Powered JumboTrons
Nectarine Mouse Looking for Good Home
Renowned for its 'quirky and boneless sense of humor',
the McRib will have them rolling in the aisles at your
local McDonald's, now through November 14.
Little by little, Michele Bachmann was shrinking, gradually
 fading out of the big picture.
Ever since the publication of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the
Galaxy, '42' has been accepted as the 'Ultimate Answer
to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and
Everything'.  Herman Cain, however, is now rejecting
 this answer, claiming the correct answer is '45'.

Monday, October 24, 2011

Warm Scuzzies #230
Chris Myers
Mark Zuckerberg 'Friends' Sarko the Giant
Big Mac

Little Mac
Still Life with Pencil Point and Fishermen

Sunday, October 23, 2011

"I'm not your average birther.  I'm a Whiteheadian
Dipolar Birther."
Karl Rove's Base
Hillary Clinton Reacts to the Death of Muammar Gaddafi
Why You Shouldn't Screw Around with Joe
"Hey, buddy, can you spare a dime?"