Trump's body language is awkward because his entire

body is awkward.  He can't even shake hands gracefully.

The Madman of Pennsylvania Avenue

Was that hot breath he felt down his neck? He could 

tell they were getting closer, inch by inch.

Governor Abbott Sez: "This is a reporter. As you can see, 

I don't need more training to shoot them."

Haven't we seen this movie before?

At the same time the Trump budget proposes massive 

cuts in spending for the poor, Melania, the First Model, 

wears a jacket that retails for $51,500. 

Jared Kushner Diagnosed with Russophilia,

the Double-Crosser Disease

Donald Trump Sez: "The Germans are evil,

very evil."

Do you believe this is a flagrantly altered photo of Donald 

Trump wearing apparel featuring Berke Breathed's artwork?

If, as Ben Carson says, poverty is

a state of mind. this is the only

book the poor will ever need.

Now that it's legal inTexas, keep your

eyes peeled for Dick Cheney hunting 

feral hogs in his hot-air balloon.

"Like Ben Carson said, poverty is a state of mind.  So, just 

for fun, I sometimes imagine I'm St. Francis of Assisi."

One of the Ten Best Tag Teams of 2017

The Giraffe Woman of DC

"Poverty is a state of mind. I know mine is definitely 

impoverished."

Catholic Spicer Reportedly Mad He Was

 Almost Left Out of Pope Visit

Sean 'Snake' Hannity Sez: “Nobody tells me what to say on 

my show. They never have and frankly they never will."

"Yeah, but before I bodyslammed him, Greg Jacobs

did a Jumping Brainbuster on me!"

"Would insiders please stop leaking the truth about the 

Trump Administration? We can't handle the truth."

The Unexpurgated Bible #146

"And when he had spoken these things, while they beheld, 

Sean Hannity was taken up; and his own fundament 

received him out of their sight."

Curtain Call at The Drumpfy Horror Picture Show

Greg Gianforte, the Hulk Hogan of Montana,

Body Slams Ben Jacobs, Guardian Reporter

Warm Scuzzies #741

Greg Gianforte

Dagnabit! This Texas Deputy Dawg  believes gun-totin' music

 fans could  have stopped that suicide bomber in England.

“President Duterte, I just wanted to congratulate you 

for the unbelievable job you're doing with the drug 

problem. Issuing licenses for hunting and killing 6,000 

drug users was a stroke of genius!"

A Universal International Re-Release

Models for Grant Wood's 'American Gothic' Posing

Next to Their Latest Acquisition

Pence's MOVANTIK® Moment

Melania Once Again Refuses to Hold Trump's Tiny

'Grab Them by the Pussy' Hand

When Trump Didn't Get the Memo About the Funeral

Donald Trump Has a Happy

Pope Francis Has a Sad

Melania Trump Doing Her

Hester Prynne Impression

White House Infested with Kremlins

Headlines We Like to See #17

'Numbers don't lie: Fox News is in trouble'

Mick Mulvaney, Trump's Budget Director, Admits He's

a Mathnasium Dropout

Victor Davis Hanson always wears his Thinking Cap

when he writes a column for National Review.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #686

Curtis Ellis

“Just so you understand—I never mentioned the word or 

the name 'syzygy' in conversation. Never mentioned it. 

They are all saying I did. Never mentioned the word 

'syzygy'.”

Opioid Epidemic Tightens Its Grip on U. S. Senate

Trump Getting Historically Bad Press 

for Being Historically Bad President

When he heard that Mike Flynn was taking the Fifth,

Drinky Crow decided he would take one, too.

Trump Thanking Wall for Keeping Mexicans Out of Israel

Zachary Ailes Sez: “I want all the people who 

betrayed my father to know that I’m coming after 

them, and my Dweeb Army is coming with me.”

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #94

Zachary Ailes

"Speaking only for myself, Wilbur, but what you said 

about the lack of protesters in Saudi Arabia made you 

sound like a real horse's ass."

'Saudis and the UAE Will Donate $100 Million to a 

Fund Inspired by Ivanka Trump'

'Peace in the Middle East' has been the most 

absurd expression ever uttered by mortal man 

since the days of Sargon I, King of Akkad 

(2334-2279 BCE).

Use this when your Ouija Board is in the shop.  The

Glowing Orbacle of Wahhab is Saudi Arabia's

answer to Egypt's Pyramid Power.

Dank Memes #6

Trump Resets with RompHim

Trump looked worried when he realized 66 million

Americans were out to get him.