Saturday, May 27, 2017

Trump's body language is awkward because his entire
body is awkward.  He can't even shake hands gracefully.
The Madman of Pennsylvania Avenue
Was that hot breath he felt down his neck? He could 
tell they were getting closer, inch by inch.
Governor Abbott Sez: "This is a reporter. As you can see, 
I don't need more training to shoot them."
Haven't we seen this movie before?
At the same time the Trump budget proposes massive 
cuts in spending for the poor, Melania, the First Model, 
wears a jacket that retails for $51,500. 
Jared Kushner Diagnosed with Russophilia,
the Double-Crosser Disease

Friday, May 26, 2017

Donald Trump Sez: "The Germans are evil,
very evil."

Thursday, May 25, 2017

Do you believe this is a flagrantly altered photo of Donald 
Trump wearing apparel featuring Berke Breathed's artwork?
If, as Ben Carson says, poverty is
a state of mind. this is the only
book the poor will ever need.
Now that it's legal inTexas, keep your
eyes peeled for Dick Cheney hunting 
feral hogs in his hot-air balloon.
"Like Ben Carson said, poverty is a state of mind.  So, just 
for fun, I sometimes imagine I'm St. Francis of Assisi."
One of the Ten Best Tag Teams of 2017
The Giraffe Woman of DC
"Poverty is a state of mind. I know mine is definitely 
Catholic Spicer Reportedly Mad He Was
 Almost Left Out of Pope Visit
Sean 'Snake' Hannity Sez: “Nobody tells me what to say on 
my show. They never have and frankly they never will."
"Yeah, but before I bodyslammed him, Greg Jacobs
did a Jumping Brainbuster on me!"
"Would insiders please stop leaking the truth about the 
Trump Administration? We can't handle the truth."
The Unexpurgated Bible #146
"And when he had spoken these things, while they beheld, 
Sean Hannity was taken up; and his own fundament 
received him out of their sight."
Curtain Call at The Drumpfy Horror Picture Show

Wednesday, May 24, 2017

Greg Gianforte, the Hulk Hogan of Montana,
Body Slams Ben Jacobs, Guardian Reporter
Warm Scuzzies #741
Greg Gianforte
Dagnabit! This Texas Deputy Dawg  believes gun-totin' music
 fans could  have stopped that suicide bomber in England.
“President Duterte, I just wanted to congratulate you 
for the unbelievable job you're doing with the drug 
problem. Issuing licenses for hunting and killing 6,000 
drug users was a stroke of genius!"
A Universal International Re-Release
Models for Grant Wood's 'American Gothic' Posing
Next to Their Latest Acquisition
Pence's MOVANTIK® Moment
Melania Once Again Refuses to Hold Trump's Tiny
'Grab Them by the Pussy' Hand
When Trump Didn't Get the Memo About the Funeral
Donald Trump Has a Happy
Pope Francis Has a Sad
Melania Trump Doing Her
Hester Prynne Impression

Tuesday, May 23, 2017

White House Infested with Kremlins
Headlines We Like to See #17
'Numbers don't lie: Fox News is in trouble'
Mick Mulvaney, Trump's Budget Director, Admits He's
a Mathnasium Dropout
Victor Davis Hanson always wears his Thinking Cap
when he writes a column for National Review.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #686
Curtis Ellis
“Just so you understand—I never mentioned the word or 
the name 'syzygy' in conversation. Never mentioned it. 
They are all saying I did. Never mentioned the word 
Opioid Epidemic Tightens Its Grip on U. S. Senate
Trump Getting Historically Bad Press 
for Being Historically Bad President

Monday, May 22, 2017

When he heard that Mike Flynn was taking the Fifth,
Drinky Crow decided he would take one, too.
Trump Thanking Wall for Keeping Mexicans Out of Israel
Zachary Ailes Sez: “I want all the people who 
betrayed my father to know that I’m coming after 
them, and my Dweeb Army is coming with me.”
Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #94
Zachary Ailes
"Speaking only for myself, Wilbur, but what you said 
about the lack of protesters in Saudi Arabia made you 
sound like a real horse's ass."
'Saudis and the UAE Will Donate $100 Million to a 
Fund Inspired by Ivanka Trump'
'Peace in the Middle East' has been the most 
absurd expression ever uttered by mortal man 
since the days of Sargon I, King of Akkad 
(2334-2279 BCE).
Use this when your Ouija Board is in the shop.  The
Glowing Orbacle of Wahhab is Saudi Arabia's
answer to Egypt's Pyramid Power.
Dank Memes #6
Trump Resets with RompHim
Trump looked worried when he realized 66 million
Americans were out to get him.