Saturday, August 01, 2020

Karma, Karma, Karma, Karma, Karma Chameleon
Warm Scuzzies #946
Brian Murphy
Hans Christian Andersen's Cat
Q:  How can you tell the difference between a
Boogaloo Boy, a Militia Member, a Federal Agent,
and an Anti-Lockdown Protester?
A:  Is this a trick question?
Jim Jordan Watching Ted Cruz Do His 
Neville Chamberlain Impression
150,000 Americans dead from COVID-19 and 
Trump wants to ban TikTok? Or is it Tic Tac?
"Phallocentrism is the ideology that the phallus, 
or male sexual organ, is the central element in the 
organization of the social world."

Friday, July 31, 2020

Adventures in Aestheticism #253
When she said, "Bite me!", she didn't realize he was 
such a literalist.
Scores = 260 Children and Staff
Why is it not surprising that Alabama State
Representative Will Dismukes reveres Nathan
Bedford Forrest, first grand wizard of the Ku 
Klux Klan, and is a Southern Baptist pastor?
Let's Get This Show on the Road!
Texas Sheriff Tracy Murphree Tests Positive for Coronavirus 
After Vowing Not to Enforce Mask Orders
Joe Biden Models New GOTV Shirt
Suddenly, it dawned on him what people mean when they
say, "Trump doesn't know his ass from a hole in
the ground."

Thursday, July 30, 2020

Donald Trump, Jr. Sez: “I post a video, 
that’s just an alternate thought."
That Look Don Jr. Gets on His Face When He's Having an
'Alternate Thought'
"What's that?"
"It's Louie Gohmert floating in a lake of
hydroxychloroquine."
If you're this close to a Scrotum Frog, 
you're too damn close!
Just in time for the 2020 Presidential Campaign, 
Trump has a new hat!
Like Ivory Soap, It Floats
Trump Sez:  "It is time to show the whole world that 
America is back - bigger and better and stronger 
than ever before."
It's Not Nice to Fool Around with Mother Nature
Uncle Damn
East Texas Bandit Brought to Justice by COVID-19

Wednesday, July 29, 2020

Dweebs, Dorks and Doofuses #123
Vance Ginn
Would everybody quit persecuting Representative Russ
Diamond (R-PA) for not wearing a COVID-19 mask?
If he's infected with the virus, he's not stingy and
wants to share.
"Honey, the cat is flashing me again."
Don't call Sheriff Dan Coverley right now.  He's busy.
Warm Scuzzies #945
Dan Coverley
Apparently, Louie's anti-coronavirus misting 
tent from Germany has malfunctioned.
Trump Flees White House Briefing
Trump Doubles Down on Demon Sperm

Tuesday, July 28, 2020

The Unexpurgated Bible #179
"Then they placed their hands on him, and 
he received a Big Mac with a side of Black Beans."
New Butthole Surfers Cover Band!
"Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang
Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang."
Barr Pushes Back on Assertions He Politicized 
DOJ to Defend Trump
When the Presidential Seal Heard That Trump Had
Not Even Been Invited to Throw Out First Pitch
at New York Yankees Game
It stands to reason that a frog with a ridiculous name 
(i. e., Scrotum) would live in a lake with an equally 
ridiculous name (i. e., Titicaca).
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #829
Stella Immanuel
At 70, William Barr has the face he deserves.
If you receive a packet of COVID-19 seeds
in the mail, do not plant them.  They are
being smuggled into our country by
Chinese body snatchers.
Rotary Club

Monday, July 27, 2020

Tucker Carlson Declares 'Karen Meme' To Be an 
'Ethnic Slur'
Mobile Armed Riot Cop Meet His Match
Always Low Class.  Always.
For the  those among us who don't speak French,
Lady Melania said, "Let them eat cake."
Trump Sez:  "We are doing great. You see the boaters out
 there -- thousands and thousands of boats every weekend
 and we appreciate it."
And God huffed and he puffed,
and he blew the wall down.
O'Brien has been self-isolating and working from a 
secure location off site, somewhere outside 
Bumfuck, Egypt.