Karma, Karma, Karma, Karma, Karma Chameleon

Warm Scuzzies #946

Brian Murphy

Hans Christian Andersen's Cat

Q:  How can you tell the difference between a

Boogaloo Boi, a Militia Member, a Federal Agent,

and an Anti-Lockdown Protester?

A:  Is this a trick question?

Jim Jordan Watching Ted Cruz Do His 

Neville Chamberlain Impression

150,000 Americans dead from COVID-19 and 

Trump wants to ban TikTok? Or is it Tic Tac?

"Phallocentrism is the ideology that the phallus, 

or male sexual organ, is the central element in the 

organization of the social world."

Adventures in Aestheticism #253

When she said, "Bite me!", she didn't realize he was 

such a literalist.

Scores = 260 Children and Staff

Why is it not surprising that Alabama State

Representative Will Dismukes reveres Nathan

Bedford Forrest, first grand wizard of the Ku 

Klux Klan, and is a Southern Baptist pastor?

Let's Get This Show on the Road!

Texas Sheriff Tracy Murphree Tests Positive for Coronavirus 

After Vowing Not to Enforce Mask Orders

Joe Biden Models New GOTV Shirt

Suddenly, it dawned on him what people mean when they

say, "Trump doesn't know his ass from a hole in

the ground."

Donald Trump, Jr. Sez: “I post a video, 

that’s just an alternate thought."

That Look Don Jr. Gets on His Face When He's Having an

'Alternate Thought'

"What's that?"

"It's Louie Gohmert floating in a lake of

hydroxychloroquine."

If you're this close to a Scrotum Frog, 

you're too damn close!

Just in time for the 2020 Presidential Campaign, 

Trump has a new hat!

Like Ivory Soap, It Floats

Trump Sez:  "It is time to show the whole world that 

America is back - bigger and better and stronger 

than ever before."

It's Not Nice to Fool Around with Mother Nature

Uncle Damn

East Texas Bandit Brought to Justice by COVID-19

Dweebs, Dorks and Doofuses #123

Vance Ginn

Would everybody quit persecuting Representative Russ

Diamond (R-PA) for not wearing a COVID-19 mask?

If he's infected with the virus, he's not stingy and

wants to share.

"Honey, the cat is flashing me again."

Don't call Sheriff Dan Coverley right now.  He's busy.

Warm Scuzzies #945

Dan Coverley

Apparently, Louie's anti-coronavirus misting 

tent from Germany has malfunctioned.

Trump Flees White House Briefing

Trump Doubles Down on Demon Sperm

The Unexpurgated Bible #179

"Then they placed their hands on him, and 

he received a Big Mac with a side of Black Beans."

New Butthole Surfers Cover Band!

"Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang

Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang."

Barr Pushes Back on Assertions He Politicized 

DOJ to Defend Trump

When the Presidential Seal Heard That Trump Had

Not Even Been Invited to Throw Out First Pitch

at New York Yankees Game

It stands to reason that a frog with a ridiculous name 

(i. e., Scrotum) would live in a lake with an equally 

ridiculous name (i. e., Titicaca).

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #829

Stella Immanuel

At 70, William Barr has the face he deserves.

If you receive a packet of COVID-19 seeds

in the mail, do not plant them.  They are

being smuggled into our country by

Chinese body snatchers.

Rotary Club

Tucker Carlson Declares 'Karen Meme' To Be an 

'Ethnic Slur'

Mobile Armed Riot Cop Meet His Match

Always Low Class.  Always.

For the  those among us who don't speak French,

Lady Melania said, "Let them eat cake."

Trump Sez:  "We are doing great. You see the boaters out

 there -- thousands and thousands of boats every weekend

 and we appreciate it."

And God huffed and he puffed,

and he blew the wall down.

O'Brien has been self-isolating and working from a 

secure location off site, somewhere outside 

Bumfuck, Egypt.