Surreal Donald Trump #1

Man with No Name Backs Mike Bloomberg, 

Wishes Trump Would Be 'More Genteel'

Michael Bloomberg has first-hand knowledge.

So does Bill Clinton.

A Tantalus for Our Time

The emperor had no clothes, but he did have feats of clay.

'Thug Putin' pairs nicely with 'Goon Trump'.

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #193

But the Iron Fist will be concealed inside a 

Cornelia James Velvet Glove.

Just Outside Bunkerville, Nevada

Like Chickenman, Anonymous was everywhere.

According to a reliable source, this six-pound bag

 of Fluker's Hermit Beach Sand is being seriously

 considered as the next Director of National 

Intelligence in the Trump Administration.

William Barr Talks Tough

In the latest presidential preference poll, this Joseph

Joseph Expandable Dish Drying Rack is running

ahead of all candidates in both the Republican

Party and the Democratic Party.

'Bloomberg has pumped an unprecedented 

$464 million of his own fortune so far into 

White House bid'

'Mike's got to get his legs under him.'

Chickenman's Favorite T-Shirt

Try not to be a dummy, but if you just 

can't help being one, this is the

self-help book for you.

Bloombergian Trans-Partisan Fetishists Gathering with

Radical Moderates and Extreme Centrists in the

Middle of the Road in the Center of Town

When Stalin wore white and you wore black, your days

in the Politburo were numbered.

"I'm melting!" exclaimed the Wicked Wanker of the West.

So Precious

There's Gold in Them Thar Turds!

Why aren't there any Bay of Pigs Invasion re-enactors?

“I’m actually, I guess, the chief law enforcement 

officer of the country."

The Day Signund Freud Almost Smiled

They Call It 'Vorpal Hurling'

Sweet Nothings

"If Trump is a corruption fighter,

I'm a mosquito fighter."

Try to say "William Barr is a 'Man of the Highest

 Character and Unquestionable Integrity'" with a

 straight face.  See, it can't be done.  Even William

Barr can't do it.

The Unexpurgated Bible #176

And It Came to Pass in Those Days

Brown Bagger

"Corruption in Ukraine?  Bad!  

Corruption in U. S.?  Good!"

Somebody is putting brain bleach in Tom Cotton's

Ozarka again.

Trump Sez:  Louie Gohmert  is "so great, so tough, 

and so smart."

Stephen Miller Smuggles Immigrant from the 1950s

to Sing at His Wedding

One Size Fits All 2020 Presidential Campaign Poster

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #158

Andrew Sabitsky

Secretary Pompeo Unveils New 

Bison Outreach Initiative

Adventures in Aestheticism #240

The only thing craggier than Peter Navarro's face is 

a bowl of Ultimate Extra-Crunchy Onion Rings.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #793

Tracey Winbush

Karl Marx's Glamour Shot

Alice Now Advising Nevada Democrats on How to

Avoid Iowa Caucus Race Debacle

DOJ Underwater

"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere."

Ivanka Trump Doing Her Impression of Jane Fonda in

 Barefoot in the Park