Saturday, September 28, 2013

Warm Scuzzies #429
Tony Makris

Friday, September 27, 2013

The Unexpurgated Bible #92
“And when you pray, you must not be like
 the hypocrites; for they love to kneel on their 
knee pads in front of the White House, that 
they may be seen by men. Truly, I say to you, 
they have received their reward."
Senator Cruz Vows to Keep Talking to God for as Long as
 He Can Keep His Head Bowed and His Eyes Closed
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #24
Guido Barilla
Rube Goldberg Machine

Jonah Goldberg Machine
The Tough Coughs as He Ploughs the Dough

Thursday, September 26, 2013

Robert Ben-Douche, CEO of PIG
Big Tex, 2013

Big Mex, 2033
Stacey Rambold Deeply Scarred by
30-Day Jail Sentence for Rape

Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #521
Dean Young
The GOP Mascot After Ted Cruz Teabagged It for
Twenty-One Hours
Doctor Saves Choking Woman with Pocket Knife, 
Ignores Choking Woman without Pocket Knife
Glow-in-the-Dark Wild Boars Now Overrunning Fukushima
World's Worst Yobs #293
Dylan Byers
The Mothers of Invention didn't just have the Beatles in
mind when they produced 'We're Only In It for the
Money'.  They were also thinking of Ted Cruz.
Senator Cruz Debates His Alter Ego for 21 Hours, 
Both Sides Declared Losers
If even Peter King says Ted Cruz is engaging in 'governmental 
terrorism', you know what an anti-American subversive the 
Texas Teahadist really is.
Ted Geisel, a Liberal Democrat and Fan of FDR,
Reading Dr. Seuss Stories to Ted Cruz

Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Cruz Vows to Speak Until 'People Are No Longer Able 
to Stand Him'
The iPot 5C, the Latest Advance in 
Smartprivy Technology
Yes, you could tell from the look on Robert Benmosche's 
face that hayseeds with pitchforks and hangman's 
nooses really were coming to get him.
"At the Cruz, at the Cruz,
Where I first saw the light,
and the burden of my heart rolled away,
It was there by faith I received my sight,
and now I am happy all the day."

Monday, September 23, 2013

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #23
Superintendent Richard Como
Two Yohos

Two Ho Hos
Is there a law that says, "In order to be a NeoNazi,
you must be ugly"?
Does anyone know if FU*K is pronounced the same as
Mountain Dew Mouth: 
If the Acids Don't Get You, the Sugar Will
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #85
Invasion of the Baby Snatchers