Saturday, February 13, 2021

How appropriate that Mitch McConnell punctuated his Convict
but Not Guilty verdict with the Tiny Dick gesture.


Sartorial Humor

"Trump was guilty, but I voted to acquit
based on Kentucky logic."

Two Skeletons Fighting Over a Pickled Herring While 
Marco Rubio, Disguised as Underdog, Looks On 
Disapprovingly

JFC Charged with 'Incitement to Resurrection'

Mullethead:  a Colloquial Reference to a
Stupid Person

Wearing a tinfoil hat will protect you from some
conspiracies, but complete protection requires a
more or less total tinfoil swaddling.

Friday, February 12, 2021

"Who's this 'we', Nikki?"

Warm Scuzzies #1,011
TJ Ducklo

Tricky Nikki

Thursday, February 11, 2021

 

Dank Memes #21
Zoom Cat Challenges LOLcat for
Meme Supremacy

Does the big red T stand for 'Ted'?
Yes, but that's not all.  It also stands
for 'Trump' and 'Traitor'. 

Wednesday, February 10, 2021

Dirty Dozen

Trump apologists are claiming the Capitol Hill Insurrection 
was not planned.  It was just Spontaneous Human Combustion.

What Abraham Lincoln Wears When He 
Takes a Deep Dive into the Soul of 
Today's Republican Party

Warm Scuzzies #1,010
Aaron Bernstine

Der Bannerträger

Was he a mythological creature, or
was he the victim of a taxidermical
misadventure?

Let's Talk About Pussycat Taxidermy

Open Wide, Mr. Trump,
and
Take Your Medicine

Capitol Hill Insurrectionist Jenna Ryan Sez: 
"I bought into a lie, and the lie is the lie, and it's 
embarrassing.  I regret everything."

Tuesday, February 09, 2021

Has Trump considered the possibility that his
standards are too high?

The Mayor of Mar-a-Lago on His
Daily Round

Mike Shirkey, the Republican Majority Leader of the
Michigan State Senate, is now claiming the Capitol
Hill Insurrection was "all staged," "a hoax from day
one," and "Mitch McConnell was part of it."

Frosted the Snowman

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #864
Nancy Mace

Remembering Smiley Lewis

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #863
Meshawn Maddock

Of Trump's incitement of the Capitol Hill Insurrection,
Senator Mike Lee says, "Look, everyone makes mistakes.  
Everyone is entitled to a mulligan once in a while."

Monday, February 08, 2021

Warm Scuzzies #1,009
Gina Bisignano

God Recently Seen at Removery® Laser Tattoo Removal

Feel the Byrne!

If this plea doesn't work, Trump's impeachment lawyers 
will argue he meant the capitol of Zimbabwe.

The BOGO Twins

Cold-Turkey Withdrawal from QAnon Conspiracy Theories 
Can Cause Anxiety, Insomnia, MyPillow Nightmares

Cat Depressed by Superbowl Ads

Fake News You Can Trust

Low Blow

Sunday, February 07, 2021

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #134
John Mandt

Just Outside Possum Trot, Kentucky

Who was it who said, "What this country needs
 is a really good five-cent cigar and a Moai Centaur
 with a boombox?"

Mitch McConnell, the Patron Saint of
Bipartisan Unity

Dank Memes #20
Some believe it is Bernie's cat.

When he is not studying for sermons, Steve Swofford, 
Pastor of the First Baptist Church of Rockwall, is 
calling Vice President Kamala Harris a 'Jezebel'.

Who knew Louie Gohmert was also an author?

Scientists Get Square Donuts to Trigger Email Alerts 

Fox News, Newsmax, and One America News in 
Three-Way Tug-of-War for Fans of the
Trump Zombie