Saturday, January 30, 2021

The Eighth Sign of the End Times

Sarah Huckabee Sanders and Enrique Tarrio
are proud to be proud.

Only Trumpniks will be blue in the face.

Tabitha Goes to War

"Whoa! Who are those gomers?"
"Oh, they're just the Oaf Keepers who showed up in 
Washington for the Capitol Hill Insurrection."

It's not nice to anger Republican Jesus.

"The political party that once nominated Abraham 
Lincoln isn't even a party anymore. It's a flash mob."

Friday, January 29, 2021

Purveyor of 'Vicious Partisan Rhetoric'
Saddened by 'Vicious Partisan Rhetoric'

He said he became a pantheist after reading the 
label on a bottle of Dr. Bronner's All-One
Peppermint Soap.

Brian Williams, Host of The 11th Hour,
Knocks One Out of the Park

Ray Bernpen, Georgia Lone Ranger Impersonator,
Defends Calling His Sidekick Tonto an 'Injun'

Kevin McCarthy says that while former President Trump 
bore “some responsibility” for the Capitol assault, so did 
“everybody across this country.”

Asked why Marjorie Taylor Greene was appointed to the 
House Education Committee, Republicans said she wears 
the best COVID-19 masks.

Jason Collier: Gospel Preacher, Former Police Chief,
Pseudo-Polygamist, the Stud of Stinnett, Texas

Thursday, January 28, 2021

Marjorie Taylor Greene Believed California
Wildfires Deliberately Started by the Empire's
Death Star

Q:  "How can you tell the difference between
Marjorie Taylor Greene and a terrorist?"
A:  "A terrorist doesn't have a BBA from
the University of Georgia."

Martian Variant of Coronavirus
Detected in U.S.

Meghan McCain and Van Jones Propose Changing 
Our Nation's Name to the Reunited States of America

If you want to believe Tucker Carlson is actually a
turnip masquerading as a rutabaga, go ahead: 
the Dems won't stop you.

Harlan Hill claims Biden didn't really win,
so he doesn't have to eat his shoe.  OK,
if Biden is pretending to be President,
maybe Harlan will pretend to eat his shoe.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #861
Kyle Biedermann

Wednesday, January 27, 2021

It's oddly reassuring to see that God
is still straight and in control.

Marjorie Taylor Greene's 'Trump Won' Mask
Does Not Stop the Flow of Political Contagion
from Her Pie Hole

No hat collection is complete without the
Bernie Sanders Meme War Veteran Cap!

Tuesday, January 26, 2021

Out of an abundance of caution, the nation's stockpile 
of Libby's Liver Soup will be substantially augmented
by an estimated 100 million cans.

What we know right now is that President Biden will 
have two White House dogs, one White House cat, but
no White House axolotl.

With 2024 on Her Mind, Nikki Haley Suggests That 
Democrats Give Trump ‘a Break’ on Impeachment

"Do I have reasons to be racist?" asks Gina Brashear.
"Absolutely I do," she answers. 

Warm Scuzzies #1,006
Peter Eschright

Says Josh Hawley, "I was very clear from the beginning that 
I was never attempting to overturn the election." This is 
picture of Josh in Washington on January 6 not attempting
 to overturn the election.

Monday, January 25, 2021

It's hard to figure out why anyone would want to 
implant microchips into the 400 residents of Protection, 
Kansas so that their movements could be tracked. 
Do they move that much?

Little Known Fact #73
Matt Gaetz is an auto-cosmetologist; he does his
own make-up before TV appearances.

Despite Brandon Straka's WalkaWay Campaign,
80% (or more) of LGBT Americans voted
for Joe Biden last November.  Keep on walking
away, Brandon, because social distancing makes

Ted Cruz Cashes In on Sedition Craze
with New Self-Help Book

And, with luck, cross threaded.

People scoffed at this bit of folk wisdom until 
Sarah Huckabee Sanders came along.

Unlike Democrats, T. Rex was never accused of 'overreach'.  
Accusations of 'underreach', however, were quite common.

Sunday, January 24, 2021

More Fun Than Base Jumping
Without a Parachute

Remember Sean Spicer?

"Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you to 
put up your Hannity Clown when you're done
playing with it?"

Game Over, Man, Game Over

Know Your Mechanisms

Bernie Sanders Meme Goes Viral, More Infectious 
Than COVID-19

Dank Memes #19
All good memes must come to an end.

Trumpnik Quintet

"Democrats may have regained the Senate, but McSnurtle the 
Turtle McConnell is blocking them from taking up Biden's agenda."

Deborah Birx Says:  "I saw the President presenting graphs
 that I never made."

That we do, Senator Paul, that we do.  Especially you.