The Eighth Sign of the End Times

Sarah Huckabee Sanders and Enrique Tarrio

are proud to be proud.

Only Trumpniks will be blue in the face.

Tabitha Goes to War

"Whoa! Who are those gomers?"

"Oh, they're just the Oaf Keepers who showed up in 

Washington for the Capitol Hill Insurrection."

It's not nice to anger Republican Jesus.

"The political party that once nominated Abraham 

Lincoln isn't even a party anymore. It's a flash mob."

Purveyor of 'Vicious Partisan Rhetoric'

Saddened by 'Vicious Partisan Rhetoric'

He said he became a pantheist after reading the 

label on a bottle of Dr. Bronner's All-One

Peppermint Soap.

Brian Williams, Host of The 11th Hour,

Knocks One Out of the Park

Ray Bernpen, Georgia Lone Ranger Impersonator,

Defends Calling His Sidekick Tonto an 'Injun'

Kevin McCarthy says that while former President Trump 

bore “some responsibility” for the Capitol assault, so did 

“everybody across this country.”

Asked why Marjorie Taylor Greene was appointed to the 

House Education Committee, Republicans said she wears 

the best COVID-19 masks.

Jason Collier: Gospel Preacher, Former Police Chief,

Pseudo-Polygamist, the Stud of Stinnett, Texas

Marjorie Taylor Greene Believed California

Wildfires Deliberately Started by the Empire's

Death Star

Q:  "How can you tell the difference between

Marjorie Taylor Greene and a terrorist?"

A:  "A terrorist doesn't have a BBA from

the University of Georgia."

Martian Variant of Coronavirus

Detected in U.S.

Meghan McCain and Van Jones Propose Changing 

Our Nation's Name to the Reunited States of America

If you want to believe Tucker Carlson is actually a

turnip masquerading as a rutabaga, go ahead: 

the Dems won't stop you.

Harlan Hill claims Biden didn't really win,

so he doesn't have to eat his shoe.  OK,

if Biden is pretending to be President,

maybe Harlan will pretend to eat his shoe.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #861

Kyle Biedermann

It's oddly reassuring to see that God

is still straight and in control.

Marjorie Taylor Greene's 'Trump Won' Mask

Does Not Stop the Flow of Political Contagion

from Her Pie Hole

No hat collection is complete without the

Bernie Sanders Meme War Veteran Cap!

Out of an abundance of caution, the nation's stockpile 

of Libby's Liver Soup will be substantially augmented

by an estimated 100 million cans.

What we know right now is that President Biden will 

have two White House dogs, one White House cat, but

no White House axolotl.

With 2024 on Her Mind, Nikki Haley Suggests That 

Democrats Give Trump ‘a Break’ on Impeachment

"Do I have reasons to be racist?" asks Gina Brashear.

"Absolutely I do," she answers. 

Warm Scuzzies #1,006

Peter Eschright

Says Josh Hawley, "I was very clear from the beginning that 

I was never attempting to overturn the election." This is a 

picture of Josh in Washington on January 6 not attempting

 to overturn the election.

It's hard to figure out why anyone would want to 

implant microchips into the 400 residents of Protection, 

Kansas so that their movements could be tracked. 

Do they move that much?

Little Known Fact #73

Matt Gaetz is an auto-cosmetologist; he does his

own make-up before TV appearances.

Despite Brandon Straka's WalkaWay Campaign,

80% (or more) of LGBT Americans voted

for Joe Biden last November.  Keep on walking

away, Brandon, because social distancing makes

sense.

Ted Cruz Cashes In on Sedition Craze

with New Self-Help Book

And, with luck, cross threaded.

People scoffed at this bit of folk wisdom until 

Sarah Huckabee Sanders came along.

Unlike Democrats, T. Rex was never accused of 'overreach'.  

Accusations of 'underreach', however, were quite common.

More Fun Than Base Jumping

Without a Parachute

Remember Sean Spicer?

"Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you to 

put up your Hannity Clown when you're done

playing with it?"

Game Over, Man, Game Over

Know Your Mechanisms

Bernie Sanders Meme Goes Viral, More Infectious 

Than COVID-19

Dank Memes #19

All good memes must come to an end.

Trumpnik Quintet

"Democrats may have regained the Senate, but McSnurtle the 

Turtle McConnell is blocking them from taking up Biden's agenda."

Deborah Birx Says:  "I saw the President presenting graphs

 that I never made."

That we do, Senator Paul, that we do.  Especially you.