Saturday, September 14, 2019

Next Up on Fox & Fiends
Donald Trump Reveals All the Naughty Bits About 
World Leaders and Identifies His Favorite Dictator
The only thing more powerful than Thor's Hammer is 
Trump's Sharpie.
Had the thinker been totally pantsed, or
was he just dreaming?
Trump's Bucket List
Rand Paul feuding with Liz Cheney is like a white rhino 
butting heads with a water buffalo.

Friday, September 13, 2019

Trump Blames Skin Tone on One-Night Stand
with Minute Maid
Baltimore Rolls Out the Rat Carpet for Trump
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #780
Briscoe Cain
Mascot of the 2020 Presidential Campaign
Imhotep Makes His Move
Will Reverse Ageism hurt Bernie Sanders's chances in
 the race for the Democratic presidential nomination?
"The monster is apparently triggered by the word, 
'Kardashian', Dr. Frankenstein."
The Trump Family's Most Precious Heirloom
If you hear someone singing 'Bringing in
the Sheaves' tonight, it just might be
Jason Voorhees.
If you're this close to your toilet paper, 
you're too damn close.

Thursday, September 12, 2019

Rude Frenchman from Monty Python Sketch Taunts 
Bilious American a Second Time
The Unexpurgated Bible #173
"And when he had spoken these things, while they beheld, 
he was taken up; and a cloud received Andrew Yang out 
of their sight."
Instead of debates, the RNC will stage a series of 
Trump vs. Pieface slugfests around the country in 
the run-up to the Republican National Convention
in Charlotte next August.
Jerry Falwell, Jr. and Donald Trump Doing Their 
Ethel Mertz and Lucy Ricardo Impression
It was the age of duct tape and 
extension cords.
Say 'Medicare for All' and Kevin Brady goes full
Curly Stooge and spells 'cat', 'k-i-t-t-y'.

Wednesday, September 11, 2019

Q:  "I have a big wad of Brad Parscale stuck to
the bottom of my shoe.  Is there any way to get
it off?"
A:  "Have you tried plastique?"
Nashville Among Worst Head Bug Infested Cities in the U.S.
 Imagine Bolton singing, "How Am I Supposed to Live 
Without You?"

Tuesday, September 10, 2019

If John Bolton is 'A Man of the Left', then Tucker Carlson
 must be completely off the chart.
The Real Reason Trump Sacked Bolton
New Book for Sale in the White House
Gift Shop
Sign of the Times #80
A Public Service Announcement from the North American 
Cartographic Information Society
Al Franken warned us, but we just wouldn't 
Theory That T. Rex Became Extinct from Duelling Debunked
The only thing more humiliating than being hired by Trump
is being fired by Trump.
God One to Air Force One: "Tag . . . you're it!"
"Looking and Behaving More and More Like
a Cenobite," Say White House Insiders
Look for Higher Mathematics on Aisle 2

Monday, September 09, 2019

 New Palin Family Values Reality Television Show 
in the Works
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #191
Sharpie's Machine Plays Cat and Mouth
Stormy Trump, the Singing Weatherman
Speaking of his son, Donald, Jr., Trump said that 
he is resigned to his son’s idiocy.  “He’s not the
 sharpest rubber knife in the drawer,” Trump added. 
21-Gun Salute to Trump Gets Off to Arousing Start
Oswald Mosley Redivivus
Hold On to Your Hat

Somewhere on the Road to the Flamingo Dance
Trump Watching a Flamingo Dancer on the Tallahassee Trail

Sunday, September 08, 2019

Was it Mike Pompeo wearing a clown mask, or 
was it a clown wearing Mike Pompeo's suit?
Chris Wallace was in hot pursuit of the truth.
The Real Reason the Camp David Pow Wow 
with the Taliban Got Scrubbed
'Will Put Duck Dynasty in the Shade', Critics Say
Does the bull only charge when it's out of cash?
NOAA and the Flood
Trump's Debut as Meteorologist Popular with Fans of 
Mammary Glands
Having already hiked the Appalachian Trail (wink wink nudge
 nudge!), Mark Sanford will now hike the Pacific Crest Trail 
(i. e., run against Trump in the Republican primaries).