Saturday, November 24, 2007

Australian voters have turned their Prime Minister out
of office after learning he is not related to Moe and Curly
Howard, as long believed, but is, instead, related to
Dick Cheney.
"Push my button once and I will talk.
Push my button twice and I will double talk."
Bush Ally in Australia Defeated by Skippy the Kangaroo

Fraudacious Ta-Ta

Friday, November 23, 2007

Why There Are Lechers

Bipartisan Earmark

"I'll stop calling you 'right-winger' when you stop
calling me 'left-winger'!"
Balloonmen for Brown Unwavering in Their Support
of the British Prime Minister
"And that's why, Mr. Cameron, I'm known as
the Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer."
"Hello, is this the Geek Squad?"

"Onward, shopping soldiers, marching as to war,
with the card of credit going on before."
"Oops! We've landed Squidward Tentacles.
The kids are going to really be pissed.

Thursday, November 22, 2007

If IQ is directly proportional to head size, as he believes,
William Saletan is in trouble.
Cover Photo of New York Times Bestseller,
Accupuncture for Dummies
"They say they caught this 20-ft. shark with a bottle
of shrimp flakes, a piece of string, and a safety pin.
But I happen to know for a fact that this species
cannot stand shrimp flakes."
When the sniper missed his target, he had
a lot of 'splaining to do.

Putin's Pocket Fisherman, the Famous Fishing
Pal That Has Thrilled Generations!

North Korean in Custody After Illegally Tunneling
from Pyongyang to Happy, Texas
Wild Turkey

Wilder Turkey

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Spot the Alkie

"Easy, Bernard! This is a temporary greeting,
not a permanent graft!"
Day of Skulls

Day of Numbskulls

The grandmother still remembered the days of Shuck and Awe.

Egyptologist Taunting King Tut
Howard 'Cookie' Krongard Prepares for His Transcribed
Interview with the House Oversight Committee

Nice gams.
Makin' me horny!
Fart Joke
Workman Cleans Ben's Clock, Inadvertently
Reveals the Mystery of Time

Huckabee Gaining on Romney in Iowa

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

World's Worst Jobs #64
Ukrainian Coal Miners
George Bush, Stand-Up Tragedian

Here we see the fearless Fearguth shortly before he
prevented a Mexican bear from illegally migrating
from the Sierra Del Carmens into Big Bend
National Park. This picture is brought to you
courtesy of one of Fearguth's corporate sponsors,
Lou's Fish 'n Cheese House, located in beautiful
downtown Two Harbors, Minnesota.