"On the stump the other day, Congressman Paul, you
said (and I quote): 'Even without a bowtie, Tucker
Carlson is still a putz'. Do you stand by that statement?"
President Bush Test Drives the Lawnmower He
Plans to Give Jenna as a Wedding Present
Peer into an icehole long enough
and you may have an epiphany.
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
The Petraeus System of Iraq War Time
One Friedman Unit = 6 Months
One O'Hanlon Unit = 1 Year
One Kagan Unit = 5 Years
One McCain Unit = 10 Years
One Lieberman Unit = 100 Years
One Kristol Unit = Whenever
District Attorney Arthur Branch is now being chided for dragging his heels until it was too late to endorse Fred Thompson for the GOP presidential nomination. Republican strategists are now saying the DA's support may have made all the difference in the battle for the White House in 2008.
Bets are now on as to how long it will take Jeri Kehn to dump
Grandpa Fredbefore she finds a new partner in
Great-Grandpa John.
"I know my face doesn't instill much confidence in the
American economy. To tell the truth, it doesn't instill
much confidence in me, either."
"Does this mean, Fred, you'll announce this afternoon
that you're dropping out of the Presidential race?"
"Can't say for sure, Joe. You know I can't think that far ahead."