Sunday, September 19, 2021

Mississippi's COVID-19 death rate is 309.6 per 100,000,
the highest in the United States.  In other words, there
 are a lot of Mississippians going to Heaven these days.

John Nolte says Howard Stern and Nancy Pelosi and 
CNN and Joe Biden are using reverse psychology to 
manipulate Trumpniks into not getting vaccinated, thereby 
increasing the likelihood they will die from COVID-19.

Four Things You Need to Know About How the New 
U.S.-U.K.-Australia Submarine Deal Affects the 
Meaning of Life

Worm Says He's 'Grateful' to Be Living 'Rent-Free' 
in Donald Trump's Head

Trump Odds to Win 2024 Presidential Race Improve Again

Remember Joni Ernst's Camo Pumps?

In case you've been wondering, John Durham's beard style
is called 'Deep-Sea Muff Diver'.

Cleese Vs. Lee:  Duel of the Century

Wearing His Sunday Best

Saturday, September 18, 2021

Sparse Crowd Gathers Near Capitol to Protest 
Sparse Crowd

It's hard to imagine why the press is treating Jen Psaki 
better than they did Sean Spicer.

Alex and Alexie Frank

Was it fair that more press and police showed up for
the Justice for J6 Rally than protesters?

Yes, Virginia, There's Such a Thing as Failure Porn

Nancy Pelosi Sez:  “Trump’s crazy. You know he’s crazy. 
He’s crazy and what he did on January 6 is further 
evidence of his craziness.”

Dog Trying to Finagle Some of the Caturday Action

Friday, September 17, 2021

Comma Sutra: a Guide to All the Possible
 Positions a Comma Can Have in a Sentence

Rudy Giuliani IS Drunken Master

It's Fido Friday!  Time for a little Doghat!

Thursday, September 16, 2021

Newsmax Host Accused of Making Fox
News Personalities Look and Sound Sane

Wednesday, September 15, 2021

Donald Trump Sez:  "Obama is probably running the 
government now anyway, according to many."

No one was ever elected Governor of Florida  by 
underestimating the intelligence of Anti-Vaxxers.

"My Conspiracy Theory is bigger than your Conspiracy
Theory!" Roger exclaimed.

"Me, paranoid? You gotta be kidding!"

Tuesday, September 14, 2021

Matt Gaetz Gets Updated Trumpnik Team Roster

Remember Mad Magazine?  Remember 
National Lampoon?  Remember The Onion?
Remember Saturday Night Live?  Well, they
have been rendered superfluous by everyday
reality in the United States.

"Are we there yet?"
"I'm not sure I understand your question.  What
 do you mean by 'there'?"
"Well, you know, 'there' as opposed to 'here'."
"Actually, at the moment, I think we're
neither 'here' nor 'there'."
"So, where are we?"
"I'm not sure I understand your question.  What
do you mean by 'where'?"

Doctor Minaj Warns That COVID-19 Vaccines Make
Men's Testicles Swell

Lindsey Graham Privately Thinks 'Damaged' Trump Needs
 to Fix 'Personality Problems' with Personality Adjustment 

Greg Abbott is such a buffoonish governor that some people
are waxing nostalgic for the days of his predecessor,
Rick Perry.


Monday, September 13, 2021

Wooly Mammoth De-Extinction Project
Still Has a Ways to Go

Smart, Good Fighters, More Legitimate Than the 
Biden Administration

Lauren Boebert Sez:  "Are we going to declare that God 
removes these unrighteous politicians, these corrupt, crooked 
politicians, and installs righteous men and women of God?”

Lauren Boebert Sez:  "We are sons and daughters
 of revolutionaries."

Justice Amy Coney Barret Sez:  “My goal today is to convince 
you that this court is not comprised of a bunch of partisan hacks.”

Sunday, September 12, 2021

Ladies, Father Abbott Knows Best

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #915
Lora Reinbold

Saturday, September 11, 2021

Saturday is, of course, Caturday, and if you think
Catzilla looks big now, just wait until she grows up.

Capitol Hill Insurrectionist Cleveland Meredith Pleads
Guilty to 'Just Having Fun', Faces Up to Five Years
Behind Bars

Friday, September 10, 2021

Donald Trump and Jair Bolsonaro:  Far-Right, 
Neo-Fascist, and Exclusively Macho

Warm Scuzzies #1,077
Janine Hoskovec

Thursday, September 09, 2021

If you know your Calvinism, you know that God 
predestined, or rigged, everything since before 
the beginning of time.  Is Trump a Calvinist?

'Greg Abbott has a button on his desk to eliminate 
all rape in Texas.'

Greg, the Rapist Hunter

"Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for fish, crustaceans, 
and mollusks."

Wednesday, September 08, 2021

The Great Pigeon Roost Massacre of 2021

Which of the Twin Towers of Heavyweight Boxing
fall first?

Tuesday, September 07, 2021

Juice on the Loose

Jason Alexander Makes Surprise Appearance at
Texas Governor's Signing Ceremony