Friday, December 31, 2021

Sour Gripes

Where Is Ron DeSantis?

 Sound familiar?

Mike Lindell Sez:  "We have truth on our side, God's on our
 side, this is a battle of good and evil."

Warm Scuzzies #1,112
Jeremy Marshall

Thursday, December 30, 2021

Jim and Joe Hoft, the Ooga Booga Twins

Warm Scuzzies #1,111
Pedro Gonzalez

Alex Jones Threatens to ‘Dish Dirt’ on Trump
 for Pushing Vax

Let's  all give Ted Cruz an Aussie Salute.

Wednesday, December 29, 2021

What Happens When Cancel Culture Mates 
with Critical Race Theory

This is the face of today's Republican Party,
and it ain't pretty.

Five anti-vaxxers have decided Burger King is the hill
 they will die on.

Warm Scuzzies #1,110
Brian Adams

Tuesday, December 28, 2021

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #942
Kara Bell

Dan Bongino wants you to know assholes
need love, too.

Truth in Protestation

"The View struggles to find a permanent Republican 
replacement who doesn't deny the 2020 election results."

Monday, December 27, 2021

Like Alex Jones's wife, the Long One blames his
 misbehavior on a 'medication imbalance'.

Plot to Exterminate Mighty Mouse Exposed

If you've recently purchased a new computer, you may
 have noticed a new key on the keyboard.  If you press
it, Tucker Carlson will appear on the screen explaining
how the Democrats are trying to replace the white electorate 
with third-world voters.

Arizona State Senator Wendy Rogers Sez: "I stand with Jesus, 
Robert E Lee, and the Cleveland Indians, all being canceled 
by the satanic communists."

Warm Scuzzies #1,109
Liberty Center for God & Country

Jared Schmeck Sez:  "I am a Christian man.  For 
me, it's God first and foremost. I don't follow
 any one man blindly. Donald Trump is my 
President and he should still be President 
right now. The election was 100% stolen. 
So, I just want to make that clear."

If you're not flying a flag at a Trump rally, 
you ain't diddly-squat!

Margaret Hoover Sez:  "President Trump, when he was
 President, and when he was a candidate, was excellent — 
some people would say unflatteringly that he had a sense, 
like, a lizard sense--- he had the ability to sort of tell where 
the base was and what they thought."

Candace Owens Sez:  “People oftentimes forget that, like, 
how old Trump is.”

Sunday, December 26, 2021

"Sarah Palin says she’ll get Covid vaccine
 'over my dead body'."

Pope Francis, World's Most Famous Celibate, 
Says Italy’s Low Birth Rate Is a ‘Tragedy’

Warm Scuzzies #1,108
Erika Wulff Jones

Alex Jones Declares Trump Either Ignorant or Evil, 
Can't Make Up His Mind Which

Jackie Gleason fans were surprised to learn
 'Let's Go Kramden' was secret code for
'Fuck Ed Norton'.

Saturday, December 25, 2021

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #941
Jared Schmeck

Nobody does a better Blabbermouse impression than
 Ben Shapiro.

The Greta Shapiro  Blabber Spill rivals the Exxon Valdez
 Oil Spill.

Bernie Kerik IS Meathead

Friday, December 24, 2021

Asked why the border wall was being built so tall these days, 
Governor Abbott answered the question with a question:  
"Do you have any idea how tall the Nephilim are?"

As Ross Perot would say, "There is a giant
ripping sound going on."

Baby Yoda Denies MAGA-Adjacency,
Claims to Be Victim of Cruel Photoshopping

Invasion of the Bleach-Drinkers

Trumpniks Erupt in Anger and Confusion When Donald 
Trump Enthusiastically Praises the COVID-19 Vaccine

Thursday, December 23, 2021

Warm Scuzzies #1,107
Jeremy Brown

Wednesday, December 22, 2021

First-Term Republican Congressman Says He
Needed to Spend More Time with His Guns

Rolling Blunder

'Manchin Would Be a Bigger Outcast as a Republican'

In Case You've Been Wondering What to
Wear When You Wish to Annoy Trumpniks
by Means of Virtue Signaling

Elon Mush says that "at its heart, wokeness is divisive, 
exclusionary, and hateful."  Musk sounds awfully 'woke', 
doesn't he?

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #940
Becket Adams

Marjorie Taylor Greene Sez:  “When I walked in to AmericaFest 
yesterday, I was like, what kind of people come here?  So I’m 
walking around and seeing some good people, and I see white
 people, Black people, brown people, yellow people.”

Fox News says Jesse Watters was speaking metaphorically 
when he told a conference audience to 'ambush' Dr. Fauci with
 a 'kill shot'.

Tuesday, December 21, 2021

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #939
Scott Perry