Draw Pamela Geller #15

The She-Wolf

"Good people make mistakes and do regrettable and 

even disgusting things.  Take, for instance, this photo

of Josh Duggar and me.  I definitely regret the mistake

I made by agreeing to have my picture made with a

disgusting child molester."

Warm Scuzzies #562

Jeff Sandefer

A Man's Home Is His Castle

The wait is over.  Louie Gohmert has endorsed

Ted Cruz for President.

New evidence has surfaced which confirms what has

long been suspected, viz., that GOP stands for

'Grand Old Pervs'.

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #110

Ted Cruz and the Man Who Wasn't There

This Week on Celebrity Name Game!

"Tired of being a big fat slob? Tired of friends saying, 

'Hey, you look just like Roger Ailes!'?  If so, you need 

to follow Dr. Oz's 3-Step Plan to triple your fat loss!"

Josh Duggar to Star in New TLC Reality Show,

'One Child Molester and Counting'

Draw Pamela Geller #14

The Battle-Axe

After reading the secret Trans Pacific Partnership

 document, here's the first thing a Senator sees 

upon exiting the secured vault.

Matthew Makela Sez:  "Here I stand. I can do no other."

[Gives new meaning to old gospel song,

'Stand Up, Stand Up for Jesus'.]

Bobby Jindal Tries to Exorcise Entire Executive

Branch of Louisiana State Government

Warm Scuzzies #561

Corey Knowlton

Louie Gohmert Sez:  "If he had known Obama the 

Incompetent would succeed him as President, Dubya 

would not have invaded Iraq."

Plains All American Pipeline

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Draw Pamela Geller #13

The Calumniator

"C'mon, America, pull my finger!"

According to the latest Landmark Communications/

Rosetta Stone poll, only 4% of Georgia Republican

Primary Voters favor Rand Paul.  Why are Deep

Southerners so prejudiced against Aqua Buddhists?

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #61

Jack Moore

"When we say 'intelligence failure', Mr. Cheney, we're not 

talking about the CIA. We're talking about your intelligence, 

and lack thereof."

So those banksters who colluded to fix currency trading 

were hiding in plain sight, calling themselves 'The Cartel'. 

How clever!

Five Banks Plead Guilty to Criminal

Charges of Being Banks, Pay More

Than $5 Billion in Penalties

Warm Scuzzies #560

Harold Hamm

When terrorism comes to America, it will be in the

form of Robert Doggart, an ordained minister with

 a PhD, wearing a business suit and sitting between 

American and Confederate flags.

Warm Scuzzies #559

Barry Loudermilk

You know there's a problem with motorcycle gangs when 

there's a professional association called 'International

Outlaw Motorcycle Gang Investigators Association'.

Feat of Imagination #2

Imagine Huns with Guns, an open carry affiliate of the NRA,

 holding its annual convention at a breastaurant in Waco, Texas.

“I am running for President because I think the world 

is falling apart, but not nearly fast enough to suit me!”

"If I'm President of the United States and you're thinkin' 

about stealin' this here pulpit — anybody thinkin' about 

that? — I'm not going to call a judge, I'm going to call a

 drone and I will kill you!"

Why is it so easy to believe Bill O'Reilly physically assaulted 

his wife in front of his daughter?

Bobby Jindal Launches Presidential Trial Balloon

Try to imagine this gomer as President.  You can't,

can you?

The asterisk must be one of the naughtiest characters in

 the world because you always find it in the middle of

 words like f*ck and sh*t.

Warm Scuzzies #558

Frank Guinta

"Yes, Greg, Jade Helm 15 was prophesied in the Bible 

when Ezekiel said, 'Their work was as it were a wheel 

in the middle of a wheel'."

What Fools These Texas GOPers Be!

Once again, Sarah Palin was late to the rumble.

Channeling Jeb Bush, Abraham Lincoln said, "A tolerant 

country should allow slavery based upon the planters' 

religious beliefs."

By Way of Clarification

Who needs a President Jeb Bush when 

you have an Apple Watch?

Draw Pamela Geller #12

The Hellcat

Welcome to Twin Peaks, Home of Eats,

 Drinks, and Scenic Views of Beasts,

Breasts, and Biker Mayhem

Warm Scuzzies #557

Jerry Hough

Draw Pamela Geller #11

The Monkey Wench

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #160

Shell No!