Saturday, May 23, 2015

Draw Pamela Geller #15
The She-Wolf
"Good people make mistakes and do regrettable and 
even disgusting things.  Take, for instance, this photo
of Josh Duggar and me.  I definitely regret the mistake
I made by agreeing to have my picture made with a
disgusting child molester."

Friday, May 22, 2015

Warm Scuzzies #562
Jeff Sandefer
A Man's Home Is His Castle
The wait is over.  Louie Gohmert has endorsed

Ted Cruz for President.
New evidence has surfaced which confirms what has
long been suspected, viz., that GOP stands for
'Grand Old Pervs'.
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #110
Ted Cruz and the Man Who Wasn't There
This Week on Celebrity Name Game!
"Tired of being a big fat slob? Tired of friends saying, 
'Hey, you look just like Roger Ailes!'?  If so, you need 
to follow Dr. Oz's 3-Step Plan to triple your fat loss!"
Josh Duggar to Star in New TLC Reality Show,
'One Child Molester and Counting'
Draw Pamela Geller #14
The Battle-Axe

Thursday, May 21, 2015

After reading the secret Trans Pacific Partnership
 document, here's the first thing a Senator sees 
upon exiting the secured vault.
Matthew Makela Sez:  "Here I stand. I can do no other."
[Gives new meaning to old gospel song,
'Stand Up, Stand Up for Jesus'.]
Bobby Jindal Tries to Exorcise Entire Executive
Branch of Louisiana State Government
Warm Scuzzies #561
Corey Knowlton
Louie Gohmert Sez:  "If he had known Obama the 
Incompetent would succeed him as President, Dubya 
would not have invaded Iraq."
Plains All American Pipeline
Updates Logo
Draw Pamela Geller #13
The Calumniator
"C'mon, America, pull my finger!"
According to the latest Landmark Communications/
Rosetta Stone poll, only 4% of Georgia Republican
Primary Voters favor Rand Paul.  Why are Deep
Southerners so prejudiced against Aqua Buddhists?

Wednesday, May 20, 2015

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #61
Jack Moore
"When we say 'intelligence failure', Mr. Cheney, we're not 
talking about the CIA. We're talking about your intelligence, 
and lack thereof."
So those banksters who colluded to fix currency trading 
were hiding in plain sight, calling themselves 'The Cartel'. 
How clever!
Five Banks Plead Guilty to Criminal
Charges of Being Banks, Pay More
Than $5 Billion in Penalties
Warm Scuzzies #560
Harold Hamm

Tuesday, May 19, 2015

When terrorism comes to America, it will be in the
form of Robert Doggart, an ordained minister with
 a PhD, wearing a business suit and sitting between 
American and Confederate flags.
Warm Scuzzies #559
Barry Loudermilk
You know there's a problem with motorcycle gangs when 
there's a professional association called 'International
Outlaw Motorcycle Gang Investigators Association'.
Feat of Imagination #2
Imagine Huns with Guns, an open carry affiliate of the NRA,
 holding its annual convention at a breastaurant in Waco, Texas.

Monday, May 18, 2015

“I am running for President because I think the world 
is falling apart, but not nearly fast enough to suit me!”
"If I'm President of the United States and you're thinkin' 
about stealin' this here pulpit — anybody thinkin' about 
that? — I'm not going to call a judge, I'm going to call a
 drone and I will kill you!"
Why is it so easy to believe Bill O'Reilly physically assaulted 
his wife in front of his daughter?
Bobby Jindal Launches Presidential Trial Balloon
Try to imagine this gomer as President.  You can't,
can you?
The asterisk must be one of the naughtiest characters in
 the world because you always find it in the middle of
 words like f*ck and sh*t.
Warm Scuzzies #558
Frank Guinta
"Yes, Greg, Jade Helm 15 was prophesied in the Bible 
when Ezekiel said, 'Their work was as it were a wheel 
in the middle of a wheel'."
What Fools These Texas GOPers Be!
Once again, Sarah Palin was late to the rumble.
Channeling Jeb Bush, Abraham Lincoln said, "A tolerant 
country should allow slavery based upon the planters' 
religious beliefs."
By Way of Clarification
Who needs a President Jeb Bush when 
you have an Apple Watch?
Draw Pamela Geller #12
The Hellcat

Sunday, May 17, 2015

Welcome to Twin Peaks, Home of Eats,
 Drinks, and Scenic Views of Beasts,
Breasts, and Biker Mayhem
Warm Scuzzies #557
Jerry Hough
Draw Pamela Geller #11
The Monkey Wench
Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #160
Shell No!