Saturday, August 02, 2014

World's Worst Yobs #309
James Woods
What Senator Cruz Is Pointing Out Today #9
A Pair of Boehnerballs
"Awww, that Mustachifier makes him
 look all grown up!"
When Lileks Last in the 
Dooryard Bloom'd
Gee, it's that 'scrappy Romney kid'!
Little Known Fact #54
A flock of Pink Flamingos can pick the carcass of a 
Tyrannosaurus Rex clean in less than 20 minutes.
John Brennan Sez:  “As far as the allegations of the CIA
 hacking into Senate computers, nothing could be further
 from the truth.  We wouldn’t do that. I mean, that’s just 
beyond the, you know, the scope of reason in terms of 
what we do.”
[Time to change the name to 
Central Insidious Agency.]

Friday, August 01, 2014

This is really pretty cheap, considering that ground beef
 is selling for up to $5.99 a pound these days.
He was one of the proud, 
one of the few who had left
packaging feedback on
Amazon.  Of course, he
was a little Goofy.
Attention, Fellow Schopenhauerians!
We dodged the solar flare.  Things are
looking relatively good right now.
"OK, we admit it:  we tortured some folks and weren't 
just giving free carousel rides."
He's back!
Warm Scuzzies #489
Sandra McLaughlin
Does anyone know when they will begin construction on
the Gaza Wing of the Holocaust Museum in Washington?
Nooki of the North

Nonooki of the South

Subordinate is defined as 'a congressional staffer mugged by
Don Young'.
Bribery Conviction Greases the Wheels
 of Northern Pagan's Prison Train
A Pink Police State is scary.

A Pink Poulos State is even scarier.

Uh-oh, Alex Jones's bullshit tank is full and needs
to be emptied!
If it's not Islamism in Qatar,

it's Judaism in Brooklyn.

Thursday, July 31, 2014

Oxymorons for Our Time #169
Accountability Board
Rude Rhymes #78

Rank Swine

Joe Klein
Bob McDonnell Sez:  "Maureen and I couldn't have
conspired because she hated me and had a crush on
our sugar daddy."

Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Which will come first:  President Obama's self-impeachment
or illegal immigrants' self-deportation?
Internet Users Sue Google to Take Down Stomach-
Churning Photos of Max Mosley Playing S&M
Games with Five Prostitutes
Small Cars Become Even Smaller in Crash Tests
Adventures in Lexicology #10
Beckel (bek-uhl), n.  A negligent discharge, accidental emission, 
or reckless release.  [Sleeping on your back and 
wearing loose clothing reduces the risk of having
a beckel.]
Israel Calls for 4-Hour Ceasefire as 15 Die in School, 
Says It Needs Time to Reload
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #586
Janet Porter
F Troop (1966)

F Troop (2014)

Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Bill O'Reilly Sez:  "The reason Barack Obama is President 
for two terms is because of the machines."
[Where is John Connor when we need him?]
"Quite frankly, President Obama should be impeached
 for secretly wishing that he'll be impeached."
Governor Rick Perry to Bill Taxpayers Nation-
wide $12 Million a Month to Pay for His 
Deployment of 1,000 National Guardsmen
 on the Texas-Mexico Border
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #585
Peter Nathan Steinmetz
"If we want the narrator to tell our story from the perspective
of the Republican Party, we'll call it Bibi's Brain Comes to
Washington.  If we want the narrator to tell our story from 
the perspective of the Likud Party, we'll call it Bibi's Brain
Goes to Washington.  Do you have a preference?"

Monday, July 28, 2014

Wonder Woman Sez:  “I grew up castrating 
hogs on an Iowa farm, so when I come to 
Washington, I’ll know how to cut pork.  
Washington’s full of big spenders, and 
I'll make ‘em squeal.”
The Unexpurgated Bible #102
And then Jehovah God spake unto Adam, "Judging from
 the size of your tiny peen, you're going to need this."
Snorkeling in the New Sarah Palin Channel on
International Bog Day
Monkey Preening

David Cameron Preening
Michael Brutsch is back from the dead with this
employment want ad on Reddit:  “For hire: Senior Perl
 programmer looking for missionary position in the adult 
content industry.”
Max Mad He Doesn't Appear in Lucrative Movie Sequel