Dining with the Trumps

"I need a new hat. People are using my current one

as a spindle."

Sean Spicer and Kellyanne Conway Running 

Neck-and-Neck in Race for National 

Laughingstock Prize

Sign Painter Says He's Hooked on Phonics

When Ireland's Prime Minister Enda Kenny 'burned'

Donald Trump on Saint Patrick's Day, it wasn't the

first time something like that happened.

It's a dirty job but somebody has to do it.

As a Frisbeetarian, Trump's prayers ascended no higher 

than the White House roof and got stuck there.

What's better than trading stamps?  Swastikabucks!

Meals on Wheels Go to Mar-a-Lago

Trump Issues New Executive Order Regarding the Ap

That Has the Worst Job in the World

The Leader of the Free World Meets 

Orange Julius Caesar

Like Buck Rogers, Trump always wore an

anti-gravity belt.

Warm Scuzzies #726

The Heidi Group

It Looks Like You're Using an Ad-Blocker!

It was a hugely awkward moment for Merkel and Trump

 when a steam locomotive suddenly emerged out of the 

White House fireplace.

Why We Celebrate Saint Patrick's Day

"Unlike older incinerators of the poor, gentlemen, 

the Mulvaney Imperial is self-cleaning."

Yes, her name is Charla McComic.  And, yes, she's a Trumpnik.

Next question?

Mick Mulvaney Leads the Congregation in Singing,

'Stand Up, Stand Up for Jesus!'

Ta-Tas for the Tillerson

Man with Six-Pack Abs

Virtue Signalling

If Sean Hannity points a gun at you, 

he's just trying to educate you.

Sean Hannity Pulls Gun on Juan Williams, Says It Was 

'For Educational Purposes Only'

Before he was charged with prostitution within 1,000 feet

of a church, Ralph Shortey liked to fondle his guns.

Ralph Shortey (R-OK) has been charged with three

felonies, including child prostitution.  We all know 

who the guy on the right is.

Dutch Pronunciation

Delilah Stood There Laughing

If you're drinking Ripple, the correct answer is 

probably 'Yes'.

Way Down Yonder in the Land of Cotton

Old Times There Are Not Forgotten

"That wasn't just an automobile accident!  

That was an assassination attempt!"

"Just wanted to let you know there are millions more

of us than we thought."

The Politico Illustrated #54

'Trump's budget delivers red meat to GOP base'

ExxonMobil Denies Rex Tillerson Played 'Wayne Tracker'

in The Venture Bros.

Hadji and Jonny Quest React to News That Rex

Tillerson Used the Alias 'Wayne Tracker' to Discredit

Climate Science

"Hey there, Boo Boo, did you, like Senator

Sessions, tell a boo boo?"

"It’s better to cultivate mutual understanding of each 

other’s fears than try to smooth away the fear of tyranny 

with the grease of apathy," quoth Jonah Goldberg, 

the Burger-Flipping Robot.

If the tape which reveals Ryan dissing Donald Trump five

 months ago is 'ancient history', what does he call The Ides 

of March in 44 BC?

Decisions, Decisions!

Proud of your knobby knees? Then you'll

want to pick up a pair of Jindows at

Nordstrom.  Only $95.

Meet Beauregard Bugleboy, Jeff Sessions' Hound

How to Defend Yourself If Someone Attacks You with 

Fresh Fruit, Especially Bananas

Look, a Pi Pie!

Zorak Speaks #4

The only similarity between Trump and The Shadow is 

they both have 'the power to cloud men's minds'.

Pat McCrory Sez: “People are reluctant to hire me, 

because, oh my gosh, I'm a Persimmon Puss.”

“I am not going to defend Donald Trump---not now, 

not in the future.”

“If you look at Trump's tweet, he said very clearly, quote, 

'wire tapping' — in quotes.”

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Every time he was tempted to believe in White Supremacy, 

he would look at Steve King and say, "Nope!"

Kellyanne Conway Takes a Selfie with

Trump's Sunbeam Microwave Oven

Sean Spicer Sez: "You can trust what Trump says

 'if he's not joking'."