When Steve Martin Got Tired of Being

Confused with the Lone Ranger

"Would you like to be a multibillionaire?"

"Is there a catch?"

"Yes, you have to be Mark Zuckerberg twin brother."

"Thanks, but no thanks."

Mask Up and Vote #19

Rudy Giuliani Doing His Hilarious

Red Lobster Impression

'Racist Trump Stooge' is his name.  'Michael Caputo' is

one of his aliases.

The Day the Children Grasped 

Galileo's Theory of Falling Bodies

Rudy Giuliani Believed to Have a Lock on This Year's

Ugly Sweater Competition

Rod Beebee was in Freeland, Saginaw County,

Michigan for the Trump rally.  So far, 2,725

residents of that county have had COVID-19

and 133 of these have died.  "Fake pandemic,"

Rod says.

What if whales could fly?

Mask Up and Vote #18

Fundamentalist Christian God

Gets New Tattoo

Mike Huckabee is saying that if Christians don’t

 vote for Trump, their churches will be taxed.

This isn't true, but it should be.

Mask Up and Vote #17

Does anyone know how many 'transgender Black 

Marxists' there are in the United States today?

Asking for a friend.

Mask Up and Vote #16

Mask Up and Vote #15

Trumpniks like Louis take DeJoy out of life.

Warm Scuzzzies #969

Francis Brennan

Would someone tell Dave Daubenmire that if he doesn't

want to wear a COVID-19 mask for health reasons, he

 might consider wearing one for aesthetic reasons?

Mask Up and Vote #14

Mighty Mook

Trumpnik Submarine @ Lake Travis

Ted Cruz says that no one has been as tough on China

as Donald Trump, even tougher, apparently, than he was

 on Ted's wife, Heidi, in 2016.

On Labor Day, the cat sitter took the

day off.

Mask Up and Vote #13