Saturday, September 12, 2020

When Steve Martin Got Tired of Being
Confused with the Lone Ranger
"Would you like to be a multibillionaire?"
"Is there a catch?"
"Yes, you have to be Mark Zuckerberg twin brother."
"Thanks, but no thanks."
Mask Up and Vote #19
Rudy Giuliani Doing His Hilarious
Red Lobster Impression
'Racist Trump Stooge' is his name.  'Michael Caputo' is
one of his aliases.

Friday, September 11, 2020

The Day the Children Grasped 
Galileo's Theory of Falling Bodies
Rudy Giuliani Believed to Have a Lock on This Year's
Ugly Sweater Competition
Rod Beebee was in Freeland, Saginaw County,
Michigan for the Trump rally.  So far, 2,725
residents of that county have had COVID-19
and 133 of these have died.  "Fake pandemic,"
Rod says.
What if whales could fly?
Mask Up and Vote #18

Thursday, September 10, 2020

Fundamentalist Christian God
Gets New Tattoo
Mike Huckabee is saying that if Christians don’t
 vote for Trump, their churches will be taxed.
This isn't true, but it should be.
Mask Up and Vote #17

Wednesday, September 09, 2020

Does anyone know how many 'transgender Black 
Marxists' there are in the United States today?
Asking for a friend.
Mask Up and Vote #16

Tuesday, September 08, 2020

Mask Up and Vote #15
Trumpniks like Louis take DeJoy out of life.

Monday, September 07, 2020

Warm Scuzzzies #969
Francis Brennan
Would someone tell Dave Daubenmire that if he doesn't
want to wear a COVID-19 mask for health reasons, he
 might consider wearing one for aesthetic reasons?
Mask Up and Vote #14

Sunday, September 06, 2020

Mighty Mook
Trumpnik Submarine @ Lake Travis
Ted Cruz says that no one has been as tough on China
as Donald Trump, even tougher, apparently, than he was
 on Ted's wife, Heidi, in 2016.
On Labor Day, the cat sitter took the
day off.
Mask Up and Vote #13